Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social

Deeply deranged website

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Cate 🐬 @catebridget.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:51 UTC

cw: some people just have a death wish

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wilp @wilp.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:01 UTC

listen i dont agree with andrew cuomo on much but it was cool how he killed all of those old people

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BA ❄️ @bafairbend.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 12:18 UTC

Like "America's mayor"???

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @mcmjolnir.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:50 UTC

Good thing the date is on that so I can tell it is fully unhinged.

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SWinxy @swinxy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:28 UTC

Yeah! Cuomo! I bet he's—we interrupt this message to inform you that milkshake duck is

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Negative Creep @calexander.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:10 UTC

Found Lis Smith’s alt.

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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 03:50 UTC

he lead the nation in some direction thats true

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Scott #ACAB Black Lives Matter Menor 🍉 @smenor.com [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 05:38 UTC

Jesus fuck cuomo Buttigig Newsom and genocide Joe will never get my vote

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High Plains Driftwood @plainsdriftwood.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:52 UTC

Brought to you by the folks who brought you “Get Jamie Diamond in the phone!”

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Big Fat Bartolo's Colon @bigfatbartolocolon.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:47 UTC

calling for a shutdown of Italians until we figure out what the hell is going on

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jesse @jesseltaylor.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:48 UTC

Unlike some candidates, he'll make sure we never have to look at the elderly again

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Bart W @bartosh.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:04 UTC

Did Melissa DeRosa write this

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daryl "cherche le travail" bartley 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:03 UTC

cuomosexuals! on bluesky! I guess if the beto calves lady was an early adopter on here sharing lewds anything is possible

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Dmitri @momus.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:51 UTC

the thousands of old folks he killed are unable to feel gratitude, the ingrates

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Joel Reamer @pettyintrigues.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:03 UTC

Vice President The Boyfriend

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Stationkeeper @signalthirteen.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:54 UTC

It's like in Hitchhikers Guide when the staff just bogged off and the writers were basically whoever wandered in and felt like writing something about something. Cuomo. The pro-corruption pro-groping candidate whose brother is interviewing RFK on Fox. That guy.

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Stephen Boisvert @srboisvert.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 17:58 UTC

Anthony Weiner as his VP!

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Toasty Fun Buns 🍉 @tarasauruswrecks.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:48 UTC

oh my god we live in hell

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Ocean Sachet Pearl Trench @tubegarden.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:55 UTC

Obsessive Cuomopulsive Disorder

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jamie quinn 🏳️‍⚧️ @threnody.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:55 UTC

indeed.

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:51 UTC

they've tried having italian presidents in italy and it's never worked

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