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Mr. Am I Being Detained@gonebabygone.bsky.social |
Werner Herzog directing a Maybelline ad: Perhaps she is born with it. What a frightful notion, to be imbued with the fetters of capitalist commodification from birth. It suggests God Himself is a part of our dreadful pattern instead of a refuge from it.
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rifka from Preroll Honda Lesbian
@rifka.bsky.social
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📌
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Policy_g
@policyg.bsky.social
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Hands woman closed compact after looking in it himself. “Never look in this. Destroy it. Don’t ever think of it again.”
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Bruno J. Navarro
@brunojnavarro.bsky.social
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nailed it
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Ham🎨(They/Them) 💛🤍💜🖤
@thehamofficial.bsky.social
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I read it out loud to my gf in his voice
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Marla 🏳️⚧️
@desperatemarlas.bsky.social
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I need this commercial ro happen while he was applying lipstick to his lips
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Simon
@thedenature.bsky.social
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Every Woman for Herself and God Against All
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EasilyDistracted
@babblingfringe.bsky.social
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… I liked it a lot better when you were letting me know that Chase Jackson exists (10/10 post, no notes)
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Flakey Foont
@flakyfoont.bsky.social
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The thickness of her lashes grants her an essential blindness to the wretchedness of her condition, that of a being cursed to serve men as an object of lust, a masturbatory icon for their violent worship of self-pleasure and thus of guilt. Maybe she was born to be the agent of despair.
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Nessa Carson
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I would pay good money for this anti-Magibook
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My Chihuahua has seen things
@bkbirge.bsky.social
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Haha, and it's Klaus Kinski in drag for the shot.
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@mfetchko.bsky.social
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I love this!
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caramida (he/they)
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“A diamond is forever… much like the scorn of a woman spurned. Buy the f*cking ring already.”
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beat the heat by beating your meat
@salarta.bsky.social
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*dramatic pause…* maybe it’s Maybelline!
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StevenX
@feeblecursedone.bsky.social
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I will be so sad when that crazy old bastard dies. One of the greatest filmmakers who would otherwise be living in an asylum.
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Matt Van Horn
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Now you are contractually obligated to deliver me a reboot of Mad Men starring and a written/directed by Werner Herzog.
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Boli
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Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's a pre-existing condition.
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Menger Spongebob (🌕 SOFT-LANDED)
@menger-spongebob.bsky.social
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i mean zizek unironically did this once
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Susan Bigelow 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
@whateversusan.bsky.social
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Read this in his voice. Perfection.
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the kid writes
@thekidwrites.bsky.social
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Now I want to know what Werner thinks the best part of waking up is
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iquanyin
@iquanyin.bsky.social
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🤣👌
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AGuyinNJ
@aguyinnj.bsky.social
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This should be his script for a Cameo!
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Le Morte D'Arthur Treacher's
@millerlefty.bsky.social
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"He is a rabbit. A rabbit with a singular obsession. A multicolored cereal. A bowl of sugar and grain. Everywhere he goes, children rebuke him for his silliness and deny him this simple joy. How long can a being endure such condemnation before his persistent craving evolves into pure madness?"
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Vituperative Erb
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I can hear this in my head
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Bagpuss Grognard
@davepaters.bsky.social
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He did a Sugar Puffs ad too: Tell 'em about the honey mummy. About the exploitation of the warm bees, alive to the prospect of freedom, but exploited. Alone. Thriving.
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Reallysarah
@reallysarahha.bsky.social
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The only way to make sense of a brutal, senseless universe is to murder the Maybelline within you
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