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brometh

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my fists pack one million volts

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Looks sick as hell

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Gotta RT, can’t reply. Definitely an error I keep making

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Their whole covers album was honestly so sick. There is not another band that could cover Rakim, Cypress Hill, and Dylan on the same record, and somehow have it all fit together

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RATM cover of “Maggie’s Farm” just came on in this bar and I’m reminded that this is an honest-to-god 10/10 perfect cover

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Two people have canceled plans with me and even though I wanted to see these people, the relief of canceling plans hits so good

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got kicked out of Redwall for texting the Captain of the Guard that i was "gonna suck that dick like it was a hazelnut cordial"

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ahoy new followers — I’m kyle & I make sample-based music! I’m probably best known for my beatmaking work as DR. QUANDARY, but I also make soundtracks for movies that don’t exist as part of SUPERSPECTRUM MUSIC LIBRARY!

my latest beat tape is available here 👉🏻 quandary.bandcamp.com/album/ghost-...

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This is not the follow-up I expected to my friend asking if warped vinyl records can be repaired

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Haha man that's crazy, I'm happy for you. But soft; I hear some great beast stirring in tunnels below

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Getting drunk and reading about particle physics and it’s kind of freaking me out. What do you mean my body generates 4,000 antielectrons per day (not making this up)

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Imagining an electron Kool-Aid Manning it through the wall of a capacitor and laughing

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Learned today that electronic components can’t get thinner than around a nanometer because below that electrons, due to quantum mechanics, just end up passing through barriers

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I love my friends who are part of Film Twitter, but I can’t lie, the way people over there talk about movies makes them seem like the least enjoyable hobby of all time

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At the point in my chronic-illness journey where I can do a nonzero amount of damage by swallowing while looking too far to my left or right

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I wonder how many times I have typed out a post and deleted it upon thinking “Hmm, that’s more me-and-my-therapist material.” Probably high four figures at least

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Seeing how Biden staying in the race is an inevitable ticket to defeat I don’t really care overmuch if the NYT is being dishonest about Parkinson’s or whatever. Just get the guy the fuck out of here.

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Acquiring and rapidly losing a cushy food critic gig due to my insistence on referring to all meals as “a Meſſ of Pottage”

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Diagnosed early on with a lifelong case of Baby Disease

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I’ve got a really stupid idea, which is to make lasagna on an 85° day

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— me when I listen to music and look at your cats

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With the advent of tap-to-pay I can go to the grocery story without my wallet, which is a great way to spend a grocery trip asking myself Where The Fuck Is My Wallet

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pawing at my phone when my alarm goes off in the morning: *busta rhymes voice* sleep mode … sleep mode is the greatest …

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got out of work early due to a blown transformer (Optimus prime fell on our building upon receiving fellatio)

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Heartbreaking: This Man Was Excited To Get a Blowjob From A Xenomorph, But When She Saw His Dick She Sighed And Popped Out The Tiny Head She Has In Her Mouth

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The one TikTok voice makes me homicidal. You know the one. The one that sounds like a nerd trying to sell you a car

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True story: I woke up this morning with this in my head, still a little stoned, and tried to send this via voice-to-text, but started laughing too hard and didn’t realize that laughter is transcribed, so I sent it with “ha ha ha ha ha” etc. Attached to the end

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some sort of terrible weight has landed upon my frail form

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I have information that will lead to the arrest and prosecution of Mr. Boombastic

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challenged myself to make a beat in under ten minutes. after two minutes of goofing with samples and five minutes of screen recording me livecoding the shit, here’s what came out youtu.be/k3uIXStJWIM?...

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Non-nerds ignore this: okay, today I was trying to compile some signal processing code on my aarch64 Mac, and thought I was out of luck given it used Intel SSE3 instructions, but managed to salvage it with someone’s third-party compat shim, and it worked first try, ouuuuugh

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I try to curb my most millennial-coded aspects, but I just found myself viscerally nostalgic for one particular Flash game site, so obviously I am not wholly successful

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Every Beatles song is either 🎵 Hey, hey, hey 🎵 The sun came up today 🎵 I will be glad today 🎵 I'm going on my way Or (spoken) A woman was just killed Georgina Butterfield 🎵 [distorted circus noises]

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Ah… I see you’ve noticed me making a huge racket by clawing at the inside of this box… let me show you

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