Bill Tsukuda

Lauren @laurenkayes.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 21:58 UTC

It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits

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Bill Tsukuda @btsukuda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 22:08 UTC

Trump may hate the name “Donald” but I will never use it in reference to him out of respect for a very good cat I once knew.

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Bill Tsukuda @btsukuda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 20:55 UTC

I’ll let you know when I see it without credit. (Probably in a couple of hours.)

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Bill Tsukuda @btsukuda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 20:36 UTC

I also had a post go viral the other day , but it’s done absolutely nothing for my crusade for a Ben and Casey Affleck led revival of The Voyage of the Mimi.

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Bill Tsukuda @btsukuda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 19:16 UTC

Are you fucking reading my mind? Quit it!

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Bill Tsukuda @btsukuda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 19:13 UTC

You’ve jumped to Threads.

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Bill Tsukuda @btsukuda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 07:20 UTC

Out of all the 70s sci-fi futures this world could have become, it chose to become Zardoz.

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Bill Tsukuda @btsukuda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 15, 2024 at 07:04 UTC

OMG is Mike Johnson gunna get off his old self with a fuckin blunderbuss?

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Bill Tsukuda @btsukuda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 14, 2024 at 20:15 UTC

I’ve been thinking about this, and i think the odds may be tipping in his favor.

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Bill Tsukuda @btsukuda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 22:23 UTC

Well, I mean…

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Bill Tsukuda @btsukuda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 22:12 UTC

This reminds me that I purchased this off the rack at 7-11 when it first came out. Iykyk

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Bill Tsukuda @btsukuda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 17:03 UTC

I mean, god was fine with all the good sex and drugs going on in those towns until they started demanding angel flesh. Also, you should also not eat a fucking angel, that’s how you get weird flus and shit.

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Bill Tsukuda @btsukuda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 11, 2024 at 17:00 UTC

My interpretation of the moral to take away from the story of Sodom and Gomorrah is basically: if you happen across an angel in your daily adventures, treat it like a lost puppy and don’t “study,” fuck, or kill it for kicks. Other than that, get freaky however you want, with consent.

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Bill Tsukuda @btsukuda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 04, 2024 at 12:18 UTC

I actually would very much like a Voyage of the Mimi reboot with Ben Affleck as the Mimi’s captain 40 years later.

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Bill Tsukuda @btsukuda.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 03, 2024 at 12:47 UTC

The planets aligned so maybe today’s the day I’ll finally finish this 42 month long project.

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Bill Tsukuda @btsukuda.bsky.social [ View ] May 31, 2024 at 09:02 UTC

McConnell seems due.

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Bill Tsukuda @btsukuda.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:35 UTC

Complete blindness is also on the table, I think.

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Bill Tsukuda @btsukuda.bsky.social [ View ] May 30, 2024 at 21:28 UTC

Probably heart failure first. Severe kyphotic scoliosis is fucking his organs up.

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Bill Tsukuda @btsukuda.bsky.social [ View ] May 18, 2024 at 17:55 UTC

The one simple lesson from James Bond films that most Americans should have learned: don't take the pills the Kremlin agent gives to you for your cold.

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Bill Tsukuda @btsukuda.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 21:05 UTC

Neuralink trial, if you wanted.

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Bill Tsukuda @btsukuda.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 15:11 UTC

There’s definitely some fun coincidences when you look for them. (From A Scanner Darkly and a news report.)

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Bill Tsukuda @btsukuda.bsky.social [ View ] May 15, 2024 at 12:45 UTC

In Valis, a rock star and his wife genuinely believe their child is the new messiah, and create a film about it.

fandomwire.com/i-was-crying...

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Bill Tsukuda @btsukuda.bsky.social [ View ] May 12, 2024 at 11:50 UTC

And ocular problems may have a cascading effect on overall health by possibly affecting spinal alignment.

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles....

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Bill Tsukuda @btsukuda.bsky.social [ View ] May 11, 2024 at 11:57 UTC

While the video focuses on a fairly extreme case, Binocular Vision Dysfunction, which strabismus falls under, is very common. (Anecdotally, the symptoms for BVD and ADHD are nearly identical.)

my.clevelandclinic.org/health/disea...

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Bill Tsukuda @btsukuda.bsky.social [ View ] May 11, 2024 at 11:49 UTC

A video regarding how the brain adapts to divergent vision, in this case exotropic strabismus. Of particular note, I think, is the concept of hemispherical switching to deal with extremely disparate visual inputs.

www.nytimes.com/video/opinio...

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Bill Tsukuda @btsukuda.bsky.social [ View ] May 11, 2024 at 00:38 UTC

While working at a Borders a very long time ago, a customer told me she couldn’t have gotten through her first marriage without Steely Dan, and I had no idea how to respond to that.

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Bill Tsukuda @btsukuda.bsky.social [ View ] May 10, 2024 at 17:44 UTC

Radio Free Albemuth might be the most outrageous of the 2-3-74 novels, but it might also be most prophetic: a fascist president secretly beholden to the Russian ruling party who's paranoid of organization called "Aramchek" ("Antifa") and a commands a right-wing mob called "FAPers" ("MAGA").

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