Lauren @laurenkayes.bsky.social

It’s so cool that cities are like “pweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 🥺🤘🏻💗” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits

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Eleknor @eleknor.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 19:05 UTC

My local for-profit power co. recently went to hourly rates. Price for power rising and falling based on time of day. Their suggestion for saving $$ on A/C during peak times, set thermostat to colder temps before 6pm, turn it off until after 10pm. Sure, let's sweat just sitting during family time.

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Jay @templinjay.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 23:53 UTC

Five tits, you say?

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Tim @cthulul.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 01:47 UTC

I'm sure Texas will outlaw residential air conditioning soon as a response to high demand.

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gin and jewess 🍉|👻🔪 🏳️‍🌈🇸🇩🇭🇹🇨🇩🇲🇲🇧🇩🇳🇨🇱🇧🇩🇲 @jennifersage.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 19:08 UTC

i would care but im on my way to catch a private jet to fly to a much deserved golf destination cruise vacation on a super-mega-yacht (more like supreme gay chat lol amirite folks)

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NoHomers Diary @nohomers.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 00:43 UTC

Not for me, for someone else, where is this uh image?

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HumbleDad - Art @humbledadgames.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 01:37 UTC

Yuuuuuup And now everyone in my neighborhood is nonstop running their sprinklers to cool off their kids HOA don't pay my electric... But they sure do pay my water bill 😏

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Derrick Hoyle 🍟 @derrickhoyle.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 15:41 UTC

Someone screenshot this and went viral on twitter

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Ripeka123 @ripeka123.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 05:47 UTC

all the Crypto-bros also munching up the power.

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Nemes Content @nemescontent.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 19:54 UTC

Bro I'm barely surviving at 75-

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Kris Overstreet @krisoverstreet.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 16:13 UTC

Remember, people, go to a human artist for your five-titted-woman artwork needs. Not only will your commission boost the economy, but you'll also be saving the environment. (Also, most humans are able to count to five consistently, a thing AI is famous for not doing. Don't be shorted a boob.)

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Sufficient Owls @sufficientowls.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 01:40 UTC

Above all, AI enthusiasts are just not team players

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Melanie 🏳️‍⚧️ Trans Rights Are Human Rights 🐈 ACAB @melailurophile.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 14:06 UTC

Weird how eminent domain and civil forfeiture and all sort of bullshit arbitrary rules that allow the state to steal from you for any reason at all are never used to take away from facilities, organizations, and people who are genuinely, extremely destructive and harmful. 🫠

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Tyranator @tyranator.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 17:55 UTC

You do not need AI to make multi-boob porn, that has been a genre since at least 20 years.

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John Kaprielian @johnkaprielian.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 16:25 UTC

Also every business and government office seems to be set at 58.

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@mhkmhk.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 22:53 UTC

Meanwhile 1/3 of weird tween boys can draw a better five titted woman. Some already have, just ask them for one.

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Prosediva @prosediva.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 01:28 UTC

I'm in Alabama. They can turn it above 72 over my dead body.

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Secretoriginz @secretoriginz.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 01:14 UTC

See! YOU get it!

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SimplyPsyke🏳️‍⚧️ @simplypsyke.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 22:39 UTC

The fact this is our reality is cursed

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Steve Lambert @madeofsquares.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 16:55 UTC

Similar to here in UK. Water companies fail to maintain supply lines, gov demolished half the water storage infrastructure, and they're literally pumping sewage into any body of water they can. But when summer comes along they're all "please only use water in an emergency"!

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Esser-Z @esser-z.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 21:44 UTC

Or, as I came across the other day, the right number of tits on the wrong side of the body! Sprouting out her back!

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Jessie 🏳️‍⚧️ ϕ @jessisamess.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 01:24 UTC

my AC doesn't even go above 78 😭

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@paulito.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 15:11 UTC

Texans love fascists so they’ll happily die with no power for AC in the summer nor heat in the winter. When they divert power to the billionaire and freeze the old people to death…democracy wins!

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Kevin Troope @troopek.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 23:29 UTC

A girl with 5 tits would be really hot. How will she keep cool?

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@scheknul.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 05:06 UTC

*Slams fist on table.* That's an excellent idea! We need multi-breasted fashion models in this world!

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Timpanogos Slim @timpanogosslim.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 04:39 UTC

Industry is very invested in convincing the general public that their personal consumption choices are the REAL problem.

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DJDynamicNC (he/him) @djdynamicnc.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 22:41 UTC

This must be that capitalist efficiency I'm always hearing about

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An Evan @elsplice.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 01:14 UTC

Fuckin’ TRUTH

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Padishah Emperor of the Known Universe @wericsson.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 12:50 UTC

What a waste of energy - they could be making 5 images of girls with 1 tit instead! (and also what a waste of energy because actual reasons, wowee)

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Janet Webb @janetwebb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 10:44 UTC

Isn't that so true?

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SatelliteOfLove @sattelliteoflove.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 03:36 UTC

The cities unfortunately cant outlaw ai farms sadly. Theyre trying i guess.

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Riverdaleboy @riverdaleboy.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 01:58 UTC

Imagine the howls if we said they couldn't

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Papasan @papasan.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 23:03 UTC

Mine only had 4, feeling cheated.

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SimonJester007 🌊👥🌊🌊🗽 Beats❤️‍🔥 @simonjester007.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 09:18 UTC

👀👀👀

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@notgeorgecarlin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 01:13 UTC

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Olga 🧶 @olganagtegaal.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 23:05 UTC

In the Netherlands it has been raining since October. I want it to stop, but I’m scared it won’t rain again for a year after that #WeirdWeather

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PeterS @paradiddletriplets.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 12:21 UTC

That may be AI's downfall: the collapse of the power grid in service to AI. When more folks get hip to that, it may alter the flow.

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Matt Holland Author Dot Com @gallaethamatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 00:02 UTC

I hate that we all have to live here

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Mel @vetusanimus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 15:28 UTC

Priorities.

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Muffin Top Momma @muffintopmomma.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 00:35 UTC

☝️

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Syb's Scribs @sybsscribs.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 09:33 UTC

I'll deal with it during the day, but if they expect me to sleep in a house that's 79 degrees they need to get off the crack pipe.

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Reid Walley @reidwalley.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 03:36 UTC

No city government should be asking their citizens to regulate their AC usage. You can use as much electricity as you want.

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Cognitively Speaking @offdamountain.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 08:51 UTC

That and bitcoin.

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muxauy @lanzz.org [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 15:26 UTC

considering both people's kinks and AI's unhelpful tendencies, 5 tits would be far too useful. I'd imagine something like five ears and half an eye or something

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HelenAbomination Carter @secretlentil.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 13:31 UTC

bsky.app/profile/secr...

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Michele Bissacco @micbi.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 12:16 UTC

Generating an image takes just a few seconds on a normal consumer graphics card (a minute tops). I get "akutyallying" wasn't your point, but people spamming chatGPT like their own brain depended on it, crypto, and of course moron CEOs wanting the latest buzzwords seemed far more compelling examples.

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RubberMatt @rubbermatt.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 15:24 UTC

How about we start promoting life saving AC in a climate crisis caused by the selfishness of boomers and outright ban AI? No one wants it or needs it, it serves no purpose whatsoever. In the bin of history it goes.

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@keystonebuttoneer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 13:34 UTC

That and manufacturing of counterfeit money...oops I mean crypto/Bitcoin
www.eia.gov/todayinenerg...

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Nicki Smith Votes Blue @worldtraveldiva.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 19:34 UTC

I live in The Land of the Data Centers in Northern Virginia. Approximately 80% of the world’s internet goes through this area. Data centers don’t create many jobs so the only real advantage of this for the locals is that we almost never lose power due to the grid being moved underground.

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Saxon Walker @saxonwaker.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 22:58 UTC

Gotta save the Bitcoin.

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Darsan Solomon | Ex Strike Captain @dizzyidiot.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 06:48 UTC

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Bree Lundberg ✨ @breelundberg.com [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 22:11 UTC

What a time to be alive (for now)

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Nondescript / Netanyahu is a war criminal @phileinstein.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 26, 2024 at 19:37 UTC

We need to sue all AI and Crypto miners for killing people in hest related deaths.

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Johan väggfluga @vaggfluga.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 05:50 UTC

5 tits tho

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A Random Dude @thatonedude.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 07:21 UTC

But... The Pentaboob is glorious!

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Rea @papadontpreach.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 22:54 UTC

Let’s not dismiss gifs

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Sherlockdown Stayholmes 🐥🔪 @shrlckdwnsthlms.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 22:27 UTC

@miq.moe do your thing

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Molly & Me @mollynme.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 13:21 UTC

Can I have partial moral credit for 77°? I've read posts about summer & winter temp settings; I'm perfectly comfortable, but the number of 68-72° responses was gobsmacking. Conversely, 70° in the winter. 68° ok if you're up doing something, but I don't want 2visit many social media-ites; never >65°.

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Jeremy Bearimy @satyric.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 01:13 UTC

In Texas we’re all “sure, as soon as you give us a live cam of a verifiable thermometer inside the Governor’s Mansion.”

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Barry @barryhannah.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 23:08 UTC

Buuut, that girl with 5 tits will soon have a PhD so… 🤷🏼‍♂️

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Freealonzo @freealonzo.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 00:08 UTC

Link to that image?

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Charles Colee @charlescolee.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 19:21 UTC

Not sure this old man's quite ready for THAT visual...

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Andrew Parker @andrewparker.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 02:17 UTC

Naturally we’d need to give a lower priority to AC compared to chatbots. One provides comfort for millions, the other gets VC funding to make a few hundred techbros money.

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Dan Davis @bindlestaff.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 22:12 UTC

bsky.app/profile/bind...

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bree (total content) @goose.ski [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 14:28 UTC

i am famer girl

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@doctorbob.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 16:22 UTC

Wait I thought three was the legal limit?

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@youknowit.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 15:21 UTC

Woah woah woah, now! Did you say "5 tits"? Link?

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JoyComethInTheMorning @sheadapts.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 15:13 UTC

Here's a request from Adobe about GenAI.
bsky.app/profile/shea...

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@bleuchat.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 23:21 UTC

Add crypto to that unneeded stress to the power grid, too

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Hi! It's Herb! @itsherby.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 18:45 UTC

And don't forget all those giant glowing billboards that can blind you from a block away. Gotta keep those on.

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Urethramancer @urethramancer.yog.monster [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 23:28 UTC

One tit or five tits is the same power draw. People are just being efficient!

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Goat-Person @labgoats.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 04:27 UTC

Tbf it's millions of girls with any number of tits. Not defending it. Just pointing out it's a lot of tits.

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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 23:13 UTC

Just remember to go green by going paperless!

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Chemjobber @chemjobber.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 23:25 UTC

I mean, maybe just a hundredth of a power grid for that.

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n highlands ♎ ☮ ☯️ 🐢 ♻️ 💚 @nancyhighlands.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 00:30 UTC

🙄

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CosmoConure @cosmoconure.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 22:56 UTC

Also the computer farms making imaginary money nobody accepts while draining the power and water supplies

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@electricchimp.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 00:35 UTC

as billionaires get richer while telling us to skip meals to save money

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Talonts @talonts.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 22:25 UTC

Well of COURSE we need AI for that! Three wasn't enough...

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c______z @boshyboo.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 00:39 UTC

Don't get me wrong I enjoyed the image of the girl with five boobs but *heavy sigh*

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KC Momkin @kc-momkin.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 18:47 UTC

AI companies should pay a hefty jacked up rate for electricity...or be restricted ... IMHO.

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@crimsondynamo4.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 00:04 UTC

I'm more disappointed that the AI didn't consider the name "Quintits"

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Sarah @sarahjwh.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 22:20 UTC

And office towers are cooled to 70 with no one in them

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TNaj @tarikn.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 22:56 UTC

Don't forget digital billboards. Somehow Times Square kept the ads on during last year's brownouts. I assume even worse stupidity this year.

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Catbus @catbus.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 00:36 UTC

for years I've made fun of "conserve water! take short showers!" as California's response to endless drought, citizens taking the heat for hotels and agriculture using the VAST majority of what's left of our aquifer

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🔞fitotelmata @fruiting-bodies.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 02:24 UTC

I can make a girl with five tits right now and we can pull the plug on Crypto Mr. House

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Anonymous @catsarewonderful.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 05:26 UTC

And, yet, all those elites living in their mansions (You know... Like Nancy Pelosi and that Buttgreig guy) aren't worrying one bit about THEIR AC settings, are they?

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LaMinx @laminx.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 22:15 UTC

🎯🎯🎯

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Professor Furious @professorfurious.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 24, 2024 at 17:49 UTC

Don't forget the Bitcoin mining. That's not even producing the image.

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Bibulb @bibulb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 22, 2024 at 23:48 UTC

Hey, at least it's not folks still trying to mint crypGODDAMNITSOMUCH

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george du bois @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 18:56 UTC

It's like the "individual responsibility" marketing campaign that companies put out, urging to recycle where they can and "do their part", as if the same corporations weren't responsible for annual oil deluges and deforestation equivalent to the environmental impact of entire cities/states/countries

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Mr. Smith @newscollector08.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 01:34 UTC

I think we should all crank our AC and the AI's can all go artificially fuck themselves.

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Shevek 🌹 🇺🇦 ⚖️ 🇵🇸 🌎 @justshevek.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 01:48 UTC

Buy it's progress, dammit!

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Shevek 🌹 🇺🇦 ⚖️ 🇵🇸 🌎 @justshevek.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 01:48 UTC

Overheard

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John @swampgrafx.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 16:38 UTC

the environmental cost for having that capability is so far beyond belief that it defies comprehension... wapo.st/4eE51sB

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Fourteen Kittens in a Trenchcoat @kittensinacoat.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 19:05 UTC

you will never turn me against farm girl

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IzanamiC⛩️ @izanamic.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 23, 2024 at 10:27 UTC

AI should be eliminated at all costs before it's too late for humanity

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