Byrd Turgler

Spicy Bonus Content @spicybonuscontent.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 17:18 UTC

yo what up TikTok, it's ya boy tarantula dick, today we're setting Mr. Wilson's car on fire in 3... 2... 1... [blurry explosion mostly out of frame] "DENNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS!"

2 replies 5 reposts 35 likes

Byrd Turgler @byrdturgler.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 16:36 UTC

Congrats

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes

Byrd Turgler @byrdturgler.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 13:18 UTC

Lol I was wondering who the other was besides the Colter fangirl.

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes

Byrd Turgler @byrdturgler.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 13:06 UTC

Have fun, Peter. Honestly, you might not find a better time all year to unplug.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes

Byrd Turgler @byrdturgler.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:32 UTC

They endorsed Biden in their plea for him to step aside lmfao.

0 replies 0 reposts 7 likes

Byrd Turgler @byrdturgler.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:27 UTC

The most important thing was saying Obama was from Kenya. Like...no need to pretend it had much at all to do with his shitty TV show.

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

Byrd Turgler @byrdturgler.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 04:01 UTC

Would have loved to hear the guy with a large platform ask any question approaching that tonight! Much to my chagrin, I learned for the first time that Biden is an elderly man and needed nearly a half hour of rephrasing of the same question to decide whatever it is I needed to about that fact.

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes

Byrd Turgler @byrdturgler.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 02:11 UTC

Most magical place a drive away in the world. I'll come back some day even if it's in an urn.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

Byrd Turgler @byrdturgler.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:42 UTC

Just imagine a politician waiting for a policy question about...anything basically (and eager to answer) and instead going through a repeat of the same question phrased differently- Hey, man. Did you know you're old?

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

Byrd Turgler @byrdturgler.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:39 UTC

You see the news copter shots, and it's underselling it to be honest.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

Byrd Turgler @byrdturgler.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:38 UTC

Almost 2 weeks before and a few days after in San Pedro. I'm an Okie, and it blew my mind how insane the Angelinos were about their firecrackers. I kind of loved it, and I totally sympathize with folks who hate it.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

Byrd Turgler @byrdturgler.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:34 UTC

My man, LA is a trip on the 4th lmfao.

3 replies 0 reposts 6 likes

Byrd Turgler @byrdturgler.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:21 UTC

Hey, @chrislhayes.bsky.social. If you can get a sit down with Biden, can you promise not to spend the whole interview asking "OLD, OLD, OLD, OLD?" the whole time. I know some people think voters are too stupid to think about actual policy and their own interests, but what if they're not?

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

Byrd Turgler @byrdturgler.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 01:00 UTC

I know George Snuffaluffagus doesn't want to be accused of being a partisan hack - guess what, you still will be, dumbass! - but if you've got a candidate there for a sit down, please do your fucking job and ask him what his plan for the next 4 years is. What a fucking waste of time.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes

Byrd Turgler @byrdturgler.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 00:11 UTC

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

Byrd Turgler @byrdturgler.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 21:53 UTC

Lol don't remember Kipling pinning that last line.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

Byrd Turgler @byrdturgler.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:03 UTC

Mean Jeanne.

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes

Byrd Turgler @byrdturgler.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 14:56 UTC

The perfect work release job doesn't...

1 replies 0 reposts 5 likes