cait @cait.bsky.social

i think before people are allowed to post online they should have to take an introductory course to ensure they understand basic concepts such as "a joke" and "hyperbole" and "metaphors" and "women are people also"

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Odie @theodeity.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 11:41 UTC

and "consequences aren't censorship"

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ETX Gov @etxgov.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 11:38 UTC

That'd nix half the people who created online and that's definitely for the best.

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Gaknar @gaknar.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 00:23 UTC

"Research involves more than looking something up on Wikipedia"

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Funk As Puck @funkaspuck.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 20:47 UTC

Advanced course: fitting cats into scanners

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Liza Mazel @lizamazel.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 06:10 UTC

There should also be enforceable penance for not adhering to this, besides time outs and banned accounts. Something involving fingers and forcefully slammed piano lids.

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ratwife @pinkberryshake.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 11:41 UTC

that last one got em all sorts of fucked up

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Anya Stetsenko 🟡 @stets.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 12:29 UTC

Call me old fashioned, but I would like that to apply to the offline world as well

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Dr. Sheila Addison @drsaddison.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 20:57 UTC

Harsh but fair.

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Stevens-Johnson Syndrome Universe @nonsequitrd.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 20:35 UTC

the reality is that you could give a person these answers and concepts and they'd still not get it right

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Nerd @berenerd.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 11:47 UTC

And we are all 1 race. There is no white, black green, purple, or yellow people. There is one orange person, feel free to hate that guy.

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Juniper 👽🛸🔜 BLFC @trashcantuna.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 15:57 UTC

"im gonna say it" theres a reason people dont.

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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 11:45 UTC

But what abo- *gets yeeted across the world by an unseen catapult*

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i agree

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Pinster W. Glasses 💫 Team Stardust @pinsterwglasses.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 12:13 UTC

People should also learn and utilize text tone indicators for all my fellow autties /gen

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harrier @harrier-hexx.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 23:02 UTC

I wish I could convince all men that women are ppl I wish I could convince most white women that women are ppl too (the white woman self-loathing hypermania track is well worn and it must be diverted or destroyed)

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Brian C. Johnson @makewright.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 11:50 UTC

I don't see how that last one is germane to the discourse. In this thirty-one post thread, I willTRAMPLED BY A HERD OF ORYX.

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Adrian Giddings @cunabula.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 11:43 UTC

"Almost nothing is black or white." "There are shades of grey everywhere." "Everyone can hold multiple things in their head at once, including you." "Disagreeing with you is not automatically fascism." "Things which are clearly not equivalent/totally unrelated are of no use in a rational argument."

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🦇 Dark Raz 🦇 @raz411.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 11:56 UTC

Sarcasm should be on the list for sure.

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WasteLandRover @wastelandrover.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 20, 2024 at 11:48 UTC

There should be a waiting period for any sort of "WELL, ACKSHUWALLIE..." response to a post. Like you write the response, hit reply, and then a timer for 2 hours starts while it forces you to consider if you are reading the original post correctly.

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