cait @cait.bsky.social

i'm going to write a guide on being normal on the internet bc some of you seem to need the help

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Odie @theodeity.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:18 UTC

It's gotta be super specific. Like a game walk-through.

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Machu Pikacchu @judet.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:40 UTC

“Let me tell you about how much I love kicking dogs,” said the incredibly normal internet user.

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Jedda @j3dda.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:57 UTC

Please we desperately do tho

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@mynamehereistaken.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:53 UTC

no way

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Derring Pax @derringerpax.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 07:47 UTC

Call that Emily Poster

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Woolly @woolly.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:59 UTC

Yeah,yeah yea normal on the internet, but Bluesky and tumblr can keep being unhinged right?

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@avasu.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 12:46 UTC

😀

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Patrick Matthews @matthewsp.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:43 UTC

Tag me next time you coward 😎

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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:34 UTC

Rule 1: Be normal in real life.

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pezpunk @pezpunk.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:45 UTC

Much appreciated. Can’t wait.

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Spooky Sara @pashion.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:11 UTC

Please

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Cayla Hardwicke @kaminara.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:19 UTC

Does it include sweaty obsession over the littlest things that no one else would ever care about? Cause that's normal right 👀

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Ace @dygytylace.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 13:45 UTC

what is normal?

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the jEfE @thejefe.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 14:04 UTC

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Super Saiga @supersaiga.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:22 UTC

I hope you aren't joking because i need this

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𝑏𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑒 𝑚𝑎𝑔𝑛𝑜𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑠 @petestaiano.com [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:19 UTC

Please post it on GameFAQs so we can get some ASCII art before the guide

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damasterchief @damasterchief.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 16:00 UTC

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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The Matriculated Brick @beeb33.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:12 UTC

maybe we could pair it with an app that can deliver ECT through the phone

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Messier Object 44 @messierobject44.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 12:23 UTC

"If you find yourself becoming unglued use some Elmers", from the AI version.

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🏳️‍⚧️ Millennial Horniness is Not a Crime @josie.zone [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:13 UTC

“Before I bought the Cait Guide to Being Normal™️, I was frothing at the mouth and shitting my pants online on the regular. But now, I’m the CEO of a Fortune 500 company!”

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R0X🥀🌈 @roxi-d-joyboy.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 11:16 UTC

Defy normal. Be weird. Just don't be a creep. Please, don't be a creep. I know it's asking a lot but I'm still going to have to ask.

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@romai.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 12:45 UTC

Hi

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