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robbie aka. CannedLizard
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We live in hell. I am going to name Fizz in the note when I do it.
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robbie aka. CannedLizard@cannedlizard.bsky.social |
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sneeze: the means of production \\ Toronto \\ he/him
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
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We live in hell. I am going to name Fizz in the note when I do it.
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
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Robert Caro: actually it’s just revealing the corruption within you all along
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
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…hear me out…
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
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Every queer friend group:
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
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He seems to be almost written for tumblr to love him - the way he would lay, naked, in the fetal position next to his mommy/lover/sex worker… 😶
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Christy, Butlerian Jihadist
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🎵🎶 Life is a highway 🎶🎵 🎶🎵 It should be maintained 🎵🎶 🎵🎶 With public funds 🎶🎵
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
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- Don Draper - Sit Down, Have a Seat - Mad Men S3E13
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
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That’s just Hades
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
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Conservatives: CBC is woke government propaganda, aimed at destroying all traditional values and pushing a far-left agenda CBC:
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
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<the inspiration of God throbbing through me as a conduit> a joint…is a shrimp
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tef
@tef.bsky.social
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The sky above the port was the color of television, tuned to a dead channel.
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Logan Dean
@logandean.games
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If you enjoyed Andor you may enjoy these sequels
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
@cannedlizard.bsky.social
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Big, if true
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
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I imagine it would bake beans, given how hot it is
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
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Imagine being anything but
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
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Trick question, they don’t have any chucking operations, they exist to collect government subsidies
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
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Best toilet wirecutter
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
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Best toilet reddit
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
@cannedlizard.bsky.social
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Take me down to the Racoon City, Where the grass is green, and Azura is pretty TAAAAKE MEEEEE HOOOOOOME *guitar solo*
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Regular Non-Seasonal Steve Cartwright
@chompmancobra.bsky.social
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To be fair, shooting Hitler in the head is very much something that Hitler would do
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
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This really is the worst way to find out my sports teams position in the standings
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
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omfg, no way
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
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Beeeeeeeer seventeeeeeeen BOMBER Also: you okay there, bud?
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
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The Propellerheads are gonna beat your ass for this kinda stolen valour
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
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To purchase one zoo, Mr. Mee, may be regarded as a misfortune; to buy two looks like carelessnes
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Bobo(uba)
@yofuibobo.bsky.social
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Consider this:
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
@cannedlizard.bsky.social
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It being given utility and being instructed also helps it toe the line between being auto-BDSM and not self-harm
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
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This part got me in particular
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
@cannedlizard.bsky.social
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Shit that’s good
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
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marina🌿
@marinadove.bsky.social
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they say the next bombs will be sent by a bluesky elder
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
@cannedlizard.bsky.social
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…this is how I found out
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
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I love how much discourse is driven by people just making shit up. For context, the second half of the lyric quoted is just…made up. And the first half is just…fellas, is it alt-right for Charli XCX to consider having kids?
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
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stop screenshotting the krassensteins STOP SCREENSHOTTING THE KRASSENSTEINS
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
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The stance is called chūdan-no-kamae in kendo, if that helps - not sure about the “camera” angle portion of it though
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
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How right-wingers think it is on the left: “Comrade Smith, for misgendering Comrade Snow, you a sentenced by this kangaroo court to cancellation!” How it actually is: “So I was sucking her dick and-“ “*their* dick” “Right, their dick, thank you. So I was sucking their dick and…”
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
@cannedlizard.bsky.social
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What’s Kim Kitsuragi doing in Steph’s bedroom? 😏
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
@cannedlizard.bsky.social
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Your preferred sustinance fauna is soooo fat that when it sits around the BBQ pit it sits *around* the BBQ pit, knowhatimsayin?!
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
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This post reminded me to take my SSRIs today
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
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Was…was Together not autobiographical?
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merritt k
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applying for jobs cons: -takes time and energy -an exercise in utter futility -applications go directly into a big hole that nobody ever looks in pros: -possibility of making money for someone else in exchange for a smaller amount of money for yourself after a month of interviews, tests, etc.
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
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That’s what the “birds and the bees talk” is about
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perfect princess
@girlcumbubbles.bsky.social
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I think bumble bees are so cool. When they crawl into a flower and come out covered in pollen its the most beautiful thing in the world and a metaphor for eating pussy
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Return of the Cmonmacques
@cmonmaque.bsky.social
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Anya Taylor Joy and Benedict Cumberbatch have the same look that tells me they’d both be up on the “aliens on earth monitoring screen” from “men in black”
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Chris Conroy
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then he asked me would I honk to say honk my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him honk and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume honk and his heart was going like mad and honk I said honk I will Honk.
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𝕯𝖔𝖒𝖎𝖓𝖆 𝕯𝖊𝖘𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖊𝖗
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
@cannedlizard.bsky.social
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I’m sorry, this game was made by *who*??
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robbie aka. CannedLizard
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Neil Stenhouse
@nstenhouse.bsky.social
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Just realize Emily Yoshida not only wrote large parts of the masterpiece that is Shogun, she also explained Pokémon go to Werner Herzog and got this delightful exchange www.theverge.com/2016/7/28/12...
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