Cat Vincent, (he/him, Useless Eater)'s avatar

Cat Vincent, (he/him, Useless Eater)

@catvincent.bsky.social

Hey baby, Godwin's Second Law just dropped.

43 replies 1802 reposts 4829 likes


Fergal's avatar Fergal @fergalmk.bsky.social
[ View ]

Someone called me woke, they got really confused when I thanked them profusely and grinned like a lottery winner.

1 replies 0 reposts 30 likes


True Tourtillott 's avatar True Tourtillott @truet.bsky.social
[ View ]

He clearly copied a tweet of mine from 2022

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Tiffany (parentheses overuser)'s avatar Tiffany (parentheses overuser) @tiffanyclay.dev
[ View ]

did anyone tell @mnemonic.bsky.social he's officially official once again?

1 replies 0 reposts 4 likes


Blotchy & Puffy's avatar Blotchy & Puffy @braincloud.bsky.social
[ View ]

Lol I experienced this firsthand, in person, at Christmas dinner 😹

1 replies 0 reposts 3 likes


Buddha Ferret's avatar Buddha Ferret @buddhaferret.bsky.social
[ View ]

Pretty much.

myferretsatepepethefrog.blogspot.com/2023/12/reas...

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


0xפנתן‎'s avatar 0xפנתן‎ @pnathan.bsky.social
[ View ]

I was at the neighborhood grocery last week chatting with someone else by the meats. The store is going up market with meats($64/lb stuff) she was pissed. She starts ranting about This Woke Meat. It didn't have antibiotics, see...

0 replies 0 reposts 13 likes


Cowboy Friday's avatar Cowboy Friday @thotstream.bsky.social
[ View ]

I Am The One Percent

0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes


Just.saying 's avatar Just.saying @so-say.bsky.social
[ View ]

I was called “woke” during a seminar after I joked about never having wifi problems since I had been vaccinated and had 5G in my blood. I wanted to shout back “stupid Q” but I was teaching… at an ARMY base.

1 replies 0 reposts 5 likes


Southern Violet's avatar Southern Violet @southernviolet.bsky.social
[ View ]

a corollary to this is that people with American flags in bio or user name are guaranteed to be, at best, obnoxious "but what about..." guys, patriot edition.

0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes


Rob S's avatar Rob S @rds9674.bsky.social
[ View ]

No lies detected.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


bigkafka's avatar bigkafka @bigkafka.bsky.social
[ View ]

"woke" used to be inspirational, but since has devolved to mean obnoxious activists who do nothing but claim goodthought

1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Dela 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Dela 🏳️‍⚧️ @delatrya.bsky.social
[ View ]

Not me having to look up pejorative…

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


David Mohring's avatar David Mohring @nzheretic.bsky.social
[ View ]

"When idiots use the word "Woke" they do so wilfully ignoring the cumulative effect that even low level racism & sexism has on public discourse, encouraging even worse racism & sexism, to the point of encouraging actual violence. 1/3"
twitter.com/NZheretic/st...

Give Nothing to Racism or Sexism.

2 replies 5 reposts 6 likes


HaroldC's avatar HaroldC @haroldc.bsky.social
[ View ]

That's so true.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Ehusman's avatar Ehusman @ehusman.bsky.social
[ View ]

Can confirm this observation is repeatable

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Darren Simmons's avatar Darren Simmons @darrensimmons.bsky.social
[ View ]

99% seems unduly cautious.

2 replies 0 reposts 6 likes


Francis Gasparini's avatar Francis Gasparini @francisgasparini.bsky.social
[ View ]

Actual LOL

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Josh "Go Drink The Sea" Brown's avatar Josh "Go Drink The Sea" Brown @theotherspeakman.bsky.social
[ View ]

He's generous.

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


joqatana's avatar joqatana @joqatana.bsky.social
[ View ]

Just?

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Big Daddy Woo Woo's avatar Big Daddy Woo Woo @bigdaddywoowoo.bsky.social
[ View ]

0 replies 1 reposts 13 likes


Ian McLaughlin's avatar Ian McLaughlin @ianmclaughlin.bsky.social
[ View ]

This is why I scrolled past the new Gervais thing tonight, it reminded me of Gervais in general

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


David's avatar David @britinus.bsky.social
[ View ]

Wow. 99% seems on the low side

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Danny Satterfield 's avatar Danny Satterfield @wildweatherdan.bsky.social
[ View ]

99.8% is what I came up with...

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


msilverstar (fandom, fanfic, fan fic, Lotrips, MCU movies & RPF)'s avatar msilverstar (fandom, fanfic, fan fic, Lotrips, MCU movies & RPF) @msilverstar.bsky.social
[ View ]

also "George Soros"

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Aleja's avatar Aleja @alejaburns.bsky.social
[ View ]

Im really liking his new al

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Foxy esquire's avatar Foxy esquire @foxylustygrover.bsky.social
[ View ]

He never misses

0 replies 0 reposts 3 likes


Mokum Remco's avatar Mokum Remco @remco.bsky.social
[ View ]

Define "just"

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Billy Boola's avatar Billy Boola @handle.invalid
[ View ]

like everything it is all relative, just because I am a fuckhead doesn't mean I am wrong when I say some wokes are fuckheads too 😀

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Kip Williams sort of 's avatar Kip Williams sort of @kipwilliams.bsky.social
[ View ]

And the other 1% is a polite fiction; a bit of unearned slack from us to them.

1 replies 0 reposts 40 likes


Zeroisanumber's avatar Zeroisanumber @zeroisanumber.bsky.social
[ View ]

Turns out that Mike Godwin, in spite of a lifetime in tech, is a pretty chill guy and I'm glad.

1 replies 0 reposts 5 likes


Cat Vincent, (he/him, Useless Eater)'s avatar Cat Vincent, (he/him, Useless Eater) @catvincent.bsky.social
[ View ]

ALT: A Mastodon post by Mike Godwin: “Drawing Bayesian inferences after extensive sampling, I’ve determined that it’s 99-percent certain that anyone who uses “woke” as a pejorative will turn out to be a fuckhead. Please don’t blame me for pointing this out -  it’s just science.”

0 replies 9 reposts 95 likes


General Roobie Breastnut's avatar General Roobie Breastnut @slendy5127.bsky.social
[ View ]

He’s also revised the first law a bit

0 replies 0 reposts 10 likes


Al Salter's avatar Al Salter @askrigg.bsky.social
[ View ]

0 replies 0 reposts 8 likes


Subscotia's avatar Subscotia @subscotia.bsky.social
[ View ]

Bingo

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Green Terminus's avatar Green Terminus @greenterminus.bsky.social
[ View ]

just dropped a mere 21 months ago

0 replies 0 reposts 0 likes


Robin Bobcat's avatar Robin Bobcat @robinbobcat.bsky.social
[ View ]

"Snowflake" too, while we're at it.

1 replies 0 reposts 12 likes


Dorkomatic's avatar Dorkomatic @dorkomatic.bsky.social
[ View ]

I guess I'll need to patch the Godwin-filter on my Time-machine temporal navigation unit...

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Jenny Morgan's avatar Jenny Morgan @corsayr.bsky.social
[ View ]

I would need to see the scientific paper on this, my calculations do not seem to have the 1% variance he has detected. 😂

0 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


💉💉💉Kumara📎Republic↙️↙️↙️'s avatar 💉💉💉Kumara📎Republic↙️↙️↙️ @kumararepublic.bsky.social
[ View ]

It's basically Reductio ad Stalinum for the 21st century. What'd be the equal & opposite of "woke"? "Trad", maybe?

1 replies 0 reposts 1 likes


Mx. Fee's avatar Mx. Fee @mxfee.bsky.social
[ View ]

@alt-text.bsky.social

1 replies 0 reposts 0 likes