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Screaming Pectoriloquy

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Every day I hear some variation of “I don’t know the names of my meds, my wife takes care of all that” and it has me wondering just how many men in this country are being kept alive by their wives. I think a conservative estimate has got to be at least 50,000,000

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Otter Cat DO's avatar Otter Cat DO @toastielady.bsky.social
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I totally Rib them back about being an adult who doesn't know what their putting in their mouth.

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Pharmdandy 🇨🇦's avatar Pharmdandy 🇨🇦 @pharmdandy.bsky.social
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All that mental load 😑

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Danni Jo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈's avatar Danni Jo 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @arcaneartisan.bsky.social
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I forget the exact percentage, but there is a significant portion of old men who die within the first year after their long time partner dies, and it's assumed to be for this very reason.

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Zz🪐's avatar Zz🪐 @zeebest1.bsky.social
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My favorite is when I asked a patient how are you feeling today? He looked at his wife and asked her how am I’m feeling today. 😂 Routinely patients describe their pills by color 🤦‍♀️

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Veterinarians hear this all the time, too, regarding the health history of the family dog/cat ... I bet pediatricians hear it regarding the kids.

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I mean, there’s a reason married men live longer.

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dr dr liebs 🩷💜💙's avatar dr dr liebs 🩷💜💙 @liebsmachine.bsky.social
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Had a lung transplant patient who started rejecting bc his wife manages his meds and she herself is starting to develop dementia. So that’s good and normal and cool

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Seth Trueger's avatar Seth Trueger @mdaware.org
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its science www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles...

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Matt Baldwin's avatar Matt Baldwin @thisbrokenwheel.bsky.social
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This may have changed with Gen X, but in the USA up through the Boomers older widowers usually only survive their deceased wife by, on average, two years.

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Karen “the good kind” Percy's avatar Karen “the good kind” Percy @karenpercy.bsky.social
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Outsourcing the emotional labor to the end 🙄

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Father John Chungus's avatar Father John Chungus @sorocchungus.bsky.social
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The old conservative after wives die: [walks up to the washing machine in their basement] how the fuck does this work?

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Swamp Witch ♿'s avatar Swamp Witch ♿ @beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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Twas ever thus 🫠

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Death pubes for cutty's avatar Death pubes for cutty @gegtik.bsky.social
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Ok but how many wives are smoking an 18 hour brisket, so you could say it evens out

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Memento Morty 🌙's avatar Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
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Literally today "I haven't been feeling well for like a month and my wife was begging me to come in every day and so I finally came in today and my hemoglobin is 3."

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Memento Morty 🌙's avatar Memento Morty 🌙 @mortythenurse.bsky.social
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meanwhile the wife is more decrepit than the husband and barely hasn't the time to take her own meds

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Victory Hole Dweller's avatar Victory Hole Dweller @ailwhin.bsky.social
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My in laws are absolutely like this but in my FIL's defense he has some literal brain damage and a shit ton of meds.

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Casey 's avatar Casey @captlaserpants.bsky.social
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Those wives are potentially the most dangerous people in the country

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