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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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Not my fault they were allergic to personal growth and accountability 💅
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Swamp Witch ♿@beneathhergaze.bsky.social |
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Witch, wordsmith, midwife of emotions, resident of the Mitten, intersex gender disaster femme. Vehemently anti-AI. They/them. You can only use "the gay she" if I know & trust you. "If you don't want to be in a poem, don't fuck a poet."
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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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Not my fault they were allergic to personal growth and accountability 💅
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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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I feel attacked but I'm pretty sure I have a string of exes who'd agree
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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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Can we see cat pin and rat shirt in case any of us know the original artists?
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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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What if I just need him to be hot and caked up from all that bike riding?
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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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Oh I've always heard the saying as "knee-high by the 4th of July". Fascinating.
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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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Don't give them any more ideas for a new torment nexus 😭
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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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Stop infantilizing GROWN ADULTS because it gives you the ick or because you want to be seen as being on "the right team" during scandals, k? We already have a growing wave of fascism trying to take away all of our autonomy and they don't need clowns like you doing the cultural legwork for them.
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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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SHE WAS 35 AND HE WAS 51. SHE WAS A GROWN-ASS MIDDLE-AGED (yes it brings my 37yo ass no joy to say this but actuarial tables tell no lies) ADULT. The power differential with the nanny is the fact that he's her EMPLOYER, not his age. Y'all are infected with terminal Tumblr Puriteen brain; stop it.
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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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Okay look y'all I get that the Neil Gaiman shit is bad, okay? I do not defend him. But if I see one more person pearl-clutch about how "young" Amanda Palmer was when she married him & how age gaps are always problematic/indicative of "an imbalance of power", I will [REDACTED FOR LEGAL REASONS].
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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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See this? This is why I hate all you firework assholes.
www.wxyz.com/news/video-f...
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer
@rickywlmsbong.bsky.social
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jacob rees-mogg has to lose while standing next to a guy wearing a baked beans-themed balaclava
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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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Just throw some spices at them and they'll melt like the Wicked Witch of the West; problem solved
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the corgi from cowboy bebop
@realqrampage.bsky.social
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I want to be clear that I don’t love the usa I just hate the british and that’s why today is important to me
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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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Literally EVERY FUCKING TIME. Why do I think I'm somehow impervious to dysphoria?
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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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Me: *miserable, listless, putting zero effort into appearance* Me: *finally shaves sides of head and waxes off mustache* Me: "the world is beautiful and full of promise 😍"
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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The year is 2024. Nobody can afford meat. Women are only for breeding now. There’s an appeal to heaven flag at your obgyn office. A door fell off an airplane and killed your dog. Happy Independence Day
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Anni Jyn
@annijyn.bsky.social
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i want bat for lashes to give me a tarot reading
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Joshua Rivera
@jmrivera.bsky.social
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when it comes to art I don’t recommend having heroes. you take what you need from this broken world and let go of what no longer serves you.
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The Volatile Mermaid
@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social
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A John Wick movie where he goes around assassinating people whose fireworks are upsetting the local dogs.
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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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Reminder to all that if you light fireworks: - I don't like you anymore - You are no longer worthy of my nudes - I will never have sex with you - Instead I'll corner you to tell you the story of why I have literal fireworks-induced PTSD in excruciating detail until you're as uncomfortable as I am
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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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Lmao why am I not surprised she has a Substack
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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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Can't DM you, not fixing to dox myself more specifically 😅
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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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@metrotimes.bsky.social please update your list of where to find a paper, I beg of you; I would fucking pay for a copy if I could just reliably find one. My brain issues don't like reading digitally.
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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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🎯🎯🎯
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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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I should be able to buy a fucking print subscription for delivery! And I cannot! Like I don't blame them for making these business decisions; I just hate that this is where things landed, you know? Like print is practically untenable now and it just shouldn't be. I hate this.
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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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There was almost nothing more romantic than to shovel a few quarters into a box and fish out a thick wad of the day's news, having to be careful not to accidentally burn through the front page's headline with your cigarette or spill coffee on the classifieds while you fumbled with the handle.
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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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I should not have to drive all over hell and half of Georgia to find an alt-weekly only to discover it's last week's edition and the list of locations where it's available has clearly not been updated in a few years so I can't find another place to get one 💀
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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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My boomerest take is that I will never stop being angry about print newspapers going largely out of fashion.
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Internet Archive
@archive.org
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You want your MTV? ⬇️
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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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And before y'all try to come for me, I worked in this field ten years and saw shit you would not believe. I know how the sausage gets made.
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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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Fun fact: those grants come directly from Warren Buffett's foundation. There is no lack of either money or ability to get more; it is all smoke & mirrors to scare ordinary ppl into donating to the big abortion orgs by making an example of pregnant ppl. Always give only to independent abortion funds.
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natural passenger princess 🏳️⚧️
@kyorosix.bsky.social
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“every interaction is a test and a fight and until I’m forced to go away I’m winning” — What Many Men Actually Think
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Sailor Sega Saturn
@liegecoren.bsky.social
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I'm horny for romance. Is there a word for that?
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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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Oh yeah I went back and changed my votes several times lmao, they're all so so good.
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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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It's so completely perfect in every way. I must have this sticker.
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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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From @morriganmartin.bsky.social: "That guy had to go vote during his lunch break and the courthouse is across town but he really wanted to eat his Cubano so he has to take it with him in the car but he’s annoyed because it was slightly soggy but a Cubano is a Cubano and he voted so all good"
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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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you can pick 9 in total! Please do!
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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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thank you 😍
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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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Like I cannot stress to you how much I need to receive that sticker in response to begrudgingly casting my vote. It will make everything better. Please make my dreams a reality.
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Swamp Witch ♿
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Swamp Witch ♿
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There are many honorable mentions, including some where the child drawing it is clearly going to grow up to be a trans furry, so enjoy that. But we have to get the :L sticker to win. Full disclaimer: I do not know the artist at all, I just am so in love with the concept that I need it to win.
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Swamp Witch ♿
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Y'all, Michigan is holding a competition for new voting stickers where you don't have to be a resident to vote and I NEED THIS ONE TO WIN LIKE I NEED TO BREATHE. Please go vote for it and spread this around.
www.wxyz.com/news/voting-...
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Swamp Witch ♿
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It absolutely is. I have a trade degree and when I was in my last year of it (age 30, disabled, wouldn't have even qualified anyway), I was contacted constantly by NatGuard recruiters who had access to all my contact information through my college. Like I had to sign FERPA forms to be left alone.
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Swamp Witch ♿
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I have a very dear trans SW friend who, despite being part of the most marginalized groups in society, consistently has the worst politics on the planet, like just pure cocaine-grade libertarian dogshit 24/7. Anyway I saw her at Pride last month & she said she's voting for RFK 💀
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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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I wonder if this is the algorithm rewarding him, perhaps. "Hell yeah, bud; that's a phenomenal dick pic you've posted today! You deserve new friends."
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scott⚡️mccloud
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As well-meaning publishers try to navigate the coming storm of state laws against diversity, I hope they'll consider Timothy Snyder's Rule #1 (from his slim book ON TYRANNY).
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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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Always has been.
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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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I think it doesn't understand what I am so I get served constant gay dicks which is fine by me except I'm p sure the owners of said dicks don't want folks like me liking their content even if we identify differently vs. how we present, so like... 🤷
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Swamp Witch ♿
@beneathhergaze.bsky.social
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That's wild, I got suggested the same person today?? Bsky is a deeply confusing place.
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