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there is no better exposure to the median american voter's brain than working for a big company. someone asked for local restaurant suggestions and multiple people have chimed in to suggest applebee's. and they vote

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β›΅πŸ”Œ's avatar β›΅πŸ”Œ @shadylink.lol
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Well yeah, the locals aren't eating out at La Familia De Rancho every night. Hell they only ate there 3 times at least a decade ago. Gotta ask 'living here but new to the area' folks

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beloved character on brand new adventure's avatar beloved character on brand new adventure @guntoucher.bsky.social
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you know what i love? brew pubs

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Applebee's where we'll microwave your food in thirty minutes or more.

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Tully Quinn's avatar Tully Quinn @tullyquinn.bsky.social
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These people are keeping Jimmy Fallon on the air

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It's ME(Jaime)'s avatar It's ME(Jaime) @exceedhergrasp1.bsky.social
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the face I made

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The Man From Rio's avatar The Man From Rio @themanfromrio.bsky.social
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Applebee's doesn't even achieve the level of blandness you find at a Chili's

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FaerlyMad (she/her)'s avatar FaerlyMad (she/her) @faerlymad.bsky.social
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Truly, we're doomed

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War Hater's avatar War Hater @rainbowbody.bsky.social
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Best honest yelp review we joke about all the time "Applebee's. This place is great if you love shoving crap down your throat."

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Willie Dustice's avatar Willie Dustice @fightingbaseball94.bsky.social
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Gonna stop by a hole in the wall after work. It’s called TGI Fridays. Come by if you want a taste of some real authentic local food.

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My "I like Applebee's and I vote" bumper stickers are getting a lot of play in the suburbs

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Truckstop Vigilante's avatar Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social
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Yeah this is a great litmus to weed out the duds when making friends, too.

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Microwaved meals

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