Mr. Cait

Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 20:08 UTC

I need a streamer that only has movies released between 1980 and 1999. I am not in a mental or emotional place to handle the world being on fire without being able to watch a movie I saw on HBO a dozen times.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:33 UTC

Emojis. Really burned me to a crisp there, nana. Get back in the gym, see if you can pump up your face.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 05, 2024 at 02:31 UTC

That’s a good one! You really brought a knife to a gunfight and just keep plugging away, tiny face. Incredible.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:26 UTC

It’s normal soda that tastes good.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:30 UTC

Devil dog with a moxie and milk chaser. As god intended.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:26 UTC

It’s go time.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:56 UTC

We’re all in this together.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:50 UTC

That’s one sandwich. You would need three double deckers. Which is a lot of sandwich, but there’s a lot going on in the world.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:28 UTC

Three separate. This isn’t about mega sandwiches. This about enjoying three sandwiches.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 19:00 UTC

Take a long, three sandwich lunch. Live a little. Enjoy yourself.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:44 UTC

That’s the beauty part, Jamie. It really doesn’t. Any three will do the trick. Less than that and you’re doomed though.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 17:39 UTC

Is your job a mess? Did the bear season 3 not fix your soul? Are you in a permanent state of low-level panic attack from watching the end of democracy in real time? Try ordering three sandwiches for lunch. Three sandwiches: the tried and true method for dealing with whatever life throws at you

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 14:57 UTC

I have a great idea where to place the first six of these.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 02:26 UTC

I don’t think it’s a Meyers Manx logo. I thought they were shields and this looks like a circle. But I don’t know what it is.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 02:07 UTC

I don’t know shit about dune buggies other than stuff from 1970s cartoons. Based on that I can only assume this car is either alive or haunted. Either way it helps solve mysteries.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 02:05 UTC

I know there’s a lot going on in this app and the world and everything, but check out this animal I saw driving a sick orange dune buggy today

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 01:28 UTC

Some of that famous knickerbocker southern hospitality. Eat shit, carpetbagger.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Dec 04, 2023 at 13:56 UTC

I don’t want a cyber truck. I want a 1983 Chevrolet El Camino and a cowboy hat.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 16:47 UTC

Happy last weekend of Pride, kids.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:35 UTC

An Exercise in Fatality.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:27 UTC

It’s one of the best ones.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 00:23 UTC

Remember, you don’t have to watch the debate. You can just as easily watch the episode of Columbo where he talks at length about how he likes his wife thick as fuck.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 17:05 UTC

Ratatouille would never treat Cousin Richie so poorly.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 17:02 UTC

Season 3 of the Bear dropped. Can’t wait to see how that greasy little rat ruins his friends’ lives this time!

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 22:43 UTC

Bob’s foods is quite good. If you haven’t experienced New Deal Fruit in Revere, they have the best subs on the face of the earth.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 18:40 UTC

Shut up, dummy.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 25, 2024 at 17:01 UTC

It's crunch time at my job and I'm seriously considering having a twelve-y of Miller Lite tallboys and a steak bomb sub door dashed to the woods across from my place. Notes to driver: "I'll be on the ground. In the woods. Take one of the tallboys on me. No mushrooms on the sub. Via con dios."

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 22:14 UTC

Gatorade is THIRST AID! For that DEEP DOWN BODY THIRST! We need to bring back jingles and Gatorade in glass bottles.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 21, 2024 at 12:42 UTC

Watching Kendrick Lamar perform Not Like Us live over and over just to feel something. Live your life in such a way that Kendrick doesn’t wake up one day with the notion to vaporize you to atoms.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 19, 2024 at 01:36 UTC

This heat wave has me in my bad guy era. Am I dying?

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 14:34 UTC

Take your pills, nana. Your brain is melting again.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 12:11 UTC

Public Enemy were job creators. Flav and Harry Allen.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 18, 2024 at 03:00 UTC

Eat shit, Kyrie, you giant fucking weirdo. BANNER 18

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 18:03 UTC

Steve Wynn decided to put a Bellagio-esque fountain attraction at Wynn but decided it should be indoors for guests. This was right around the time he lost his mind.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 18:00 UTC

My wife liked him. I was very concerned by the entire process. Also in addition to the frog there were other monsters and abominations. Lake of Nightmares.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 17, 2024 at 17:56 UTC

It’s the Wynn Lake of Dreams. If you eat in the steakhouse, he stares at you.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 17:32 UTC

Happy Father’s Day to all of you, from me, your fun weekend dad.

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Mr. Cait @chas.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 16, 2024 at 03:13 UTC

Don’t trust anyone who defends cybertrucks, goatees, or working for the military industrial complex.

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