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Mr. Cait@chas.bsky.social |
Is your job a mess? Did the bear season 3 not fix your soul? Are you in a permanent state of low-level panic attack from watching the end of democracy in real time? Try ordering three sandwiches for lunch. Three sandwiches: the tried and true method for dealing with whatever life throws at you
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Jacob Colliver
@jacobcolliver.bsky.social
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I had two and a half the other day (crust folded up like a taco) and it didn't quite do the trick. I should've gone all-in
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Stephen Adkison
@spikestonehand.com
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this can easily be combined with my patented method of "just go shirtless around the house"
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True Tourtillott
@truet.bsky.social
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Had 1 pb&j for lunch and felt a little better so this seems plausible
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Papa Tree
@andyschimpf.bsky.social
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A question: is a double-decker sandwich still one sandwich? One and a half due to three pieces of bread? My brain needs some peace
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Head Engineer - Blinky Light Dept.
@cppilgram.bsky.social
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Does it work with tacos? Do they count as sandwiches?
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Kyuss - Yeah.flac
@spamps.bsky.social
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Three sandwiches for lunch could fix me
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Foxhack / Dave Silva
@foxhack.bsky.social
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I do this but with burritos.
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Anatoly
@transferdinand.bsky.social
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Do the three sandwiches have to be separate from one another or can we merge them into some sort of Ubersandwich? Does it then become one sandwich, requiring us to acquire two more ubersandwiches?
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Coprophagous Rictus
@coprophagousrictus.bsky.social
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Today I went to my local barbecue place to eat my feelings, and ordered the 3-meat platter. Is this an acceptable substitute for a 3-sandwich lunch?
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Jerry Timber
@jerrytimber.bsky.social
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My brother: I can’t afford one sandwich.
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emily!
@emilydohrk.bsky.social
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I don't care for the bear and I'm gluten-free... That said, can I order nine tacos and an appropriate quantity of queso in which to dip said tacos? Is that an acceptable substitute?
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Five-Time Regional Kosho Championship Semi-Finalist
@unaha-closp.bsky.social
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one taco, one hot dog, and one calzone please
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Pete
@petetjh.bsky.social
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It's long been a reliable source of comfort for me. Along with a bottle of original Lucozade and a bag of beef Hula Hoops.
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colleen
@ummmcolleen.bsky.social
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but why is season 3 so bad !!
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@wesbarton.bsky.social
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The falafel was a little dry
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Madwerk
@theinfamousroo.bsky.social
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Ah you reminded me of this classis
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LurkyMcLurk
@lurkymclurk.bsky.social
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I’m tellin all the fellas! Three sandwich Friday!!
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ariel
@garbagecan.online
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do i have to eat them all in the same lunch or can i save some for later?
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radical lisa loebotomy
@nfornihilism.net
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hey have u heard about the liquid version of this - beer?
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Chase Burke
@cburke.bsky.social
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Going to pick up my sandwiches, and the place is cleared out. All the chairs are arranged in a circle. The manager is wearing a cardigan and looking at me with kind, sad eyes. Wtf?
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Brian
@kaboobi.com
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this is my energy
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jamie quinn 🏳️⚧️
@threnody.bsky.social
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[raises hand] does it matter what the sandwiches are?
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Fourteen Kittens in a Trenchcoat
@kittensinacoat.bsky.social
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this is good advice, but also hear me out
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