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aka spatulatrix aka benamas aka catricks mom aka the auxiliarist formerly known as et1 aka the dragonase lab rat aka flamingspatula

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Cory 🐱✨'s avatar Cory 🐱✨ @coruscating.tv
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me, glancing at my bf's phone: Sonic would never me, looking more closely: oh

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squirrel is the human word for nut creature

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by allah you people are dogs i will skeet as usual

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(two big burly gangster guys) we made em squoit just like you said boss

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Cory 🐱✨'s avatar Cory 🐱✨ @coruscating.tv
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this would fix me

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i rate 'frog' out of a maximum score of 'frog'

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if i had a nickel for every time robocop, a character who explicitly cannot eat normal human food, was in an advertising campaign for fried chicken specifically, i'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice

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anyway i think the only reason we're even hearing about it is because the big news outlets' political stories would otherwise have to be on the corruption of the federal judiciary (boring inside baseball) or how donald trump continues to be covered with legal teflon in spite of everything (not news)

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make note of how many times orlando bloom forgot his blue contacts for a scene

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i had a similar moment of anguish when finding out asimov was a sex pest, now instead of "one of my favorite authors is..." i at least phrase it "some of my favorite books are by...""

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"hey remember all that effort 10 million of you put in a couple months ago for the primary? well the dnc shadow apparatchik got together and decided to undo it, 3896 delegates now scattered to the wind, tough titties remember to vote blue tho 🥺"

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yeah sure biden's a fraying old man but he's not really any worse (or better) than he was a couple months ago, and i am certain that the people who are dialed-in enough to vote in primaries or attend caucuses are the ones that are actually going to be on the ground campaigning for him this fall lmao

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the other reason they aren't going to replace biden on the ticket is because he won the primary remember, it'd be a huge fuck you to everyone that bothered to show up for it and i can't imagine anything more demoralizing to the part of the electorate that really gives a shit about party politics

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anyone whose opinions are less complex and nuanced than mine is a vapid doofus who can't read past the headline anyone whose opinions are more complex and nuanced than mine is a hair-splitting wonk who is obsessed with trivialities

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”'s avatar pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social
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Tough part for his campaign is that the reason he can do the job (unelected bureaucrats can do all the real work so it’s fine if the president is a vegetable) isn’t something they can say out loud

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do you want to be a social media pseudo-celebrity for your looks, is that the goal? i think that simply takes a lot of luck or a lot of money

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i mean a lot of people in general aren't "pretty enough" for fame and praise on social media, i'm not particularly attractive after 5 years on hrt but neither was i before transitioning either

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captain we are entering a region of space known as da shrek nebula

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Windows On Windows's avatar Windows On Windows @windowsonwindows.com
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Windows 95 build 07200022, from 20th July 1992, is thought to be the earliest known build of Windows 95 (1995). It includes early versions of features that would officially debut in 95, such as updated UI controls & customisations, right-click menus & Paint (known as Raster).

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is that not a normal amount of wine to get really fucking drunk off of

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preprocess insaneo bananeo amounts of microscopy data before we feed it into a ML model to analyze the bone marrow stem cells therein :D

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OH yeah NOW we got fish for real, 5k fish caps out at 60fps now, and we can do 10k fish at 40fps that's a monstrous increase in rendering power💪

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thats what im expecting! ultimately this pc is just going to be used for its cpu (LGA4189 eng sample, prob for the Xeon Gold 5315Y?) and the gpu is just here to be a glorified display adapter that doesn't suck as bad as the on-board aspeed AST2600 BUT it'll be nice if it can push SOME pixels

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melissa~'s avatar melissa~ @melissanarchy.bsky.social
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trying to look like a trans woman who has transitioned 5 years ago is a good way to make you feel like shit for at least the next 5 years

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with the noveau driver on linux mint this quadro K2200 gets about 13-14fps on the webgl aquarium with 5000 fish... lets see if switching to one of the official nvidia drivers improves performance or breaks the whole thing

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Cory 🐱✨'s avatar Cory 🐱✨ @coruscating.tv
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hey sorry for being a huge bitch earlier. i was only acting that way because deep down im a huge bitch

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also and i am so fucking serious, being a perfectly average looking woman is 4000x better than whatever existence you have imagined you could live if you looked like a supermodel

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my take is that the extended fellowship of the ring is better than the regular cut, then for the other two the regular cuts are better

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like which of these supposed senators are on the ballot themselves this year? what data do they have access to that makes this seem like the move with regards to their particular voter base? i am certain at least some dem senators would rather ensure they remain senators than ensure a dem president

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i really believe that no matter what anyone says to him, joe's too stubborn to drop out and there's no practical way to force him to without badly fracturing the party 4 months before an election presumably they know this so i want to believe there's some bigger play/optics bullshit at work here

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i have just also formed a strong opinion: ollie rules

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Movies Silently's avatar Movies Silently @moviessilently.bsky.social
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PSA Bajoran Workers While Gul Dukat could claim his former title of Legate and is the de facto leader of this glorious collaboration with the Dominion, he prefers to be referred to as Gul Dukat or Dukat but never simply Gul.

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wild that rfk is *extremely* mad about being accused of eating dog (which is weird ig but is eating a dog really any worse than eating a pig) but doesn't deny being a rapist at all lmao

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Al Petterson's avatar Al Petterson @eyelessgame.bsky.social
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It really is a weird symmetry that this year the UK elections are the 4th of July and the US elections are the 5th of November.

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our dear brave catrick is monitoring the situation closely (wyrm is hiding in a basement closet)

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good thing it rained today or this city would probably be in flames lmfao

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the firework noises in st paul are coming from literally all directions and there is a pervasive haze of gunpowder smoke

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idk man i dont really feel like i experience transphobia in *my* day to day life, maybe you are just annoying or have bad vibes

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whoever wrote this next chunk of quest didn't proofread the script lol, "STG Reed" "Record's Room"

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(robocop voice) officer kurtz, you are hereby ordered to bleach the showers to mitigate the spread of your nasty foot stank.

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NO SHOWER SHOES???? DUDE!!! EW!!!!! EW!!!!!!!

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me: babe would you still love me if i was i was robocop blake: no because you'd be a cop 🥺🙏 folks they're a keeper

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