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Commander Sterling

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Not once in my 10yr online media career did I attempt to make a shitty movie about myself. I resisted where so many succumbed.

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Frogopolis 's avatar Frogopolis @funkyamphibious.bsky.social
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Kickassia was comedic genius damnit!

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Clareta's avatar Clareta @terminalsloth.bsky.social
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You can always make a videogame tbh, im sure that if you ask Digital Homicide they will make a title as good as most of the games you cover

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Pearl River Flow's avatar Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow.bsky.social
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well, if you need Mike Ro in there, let me know.

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Nel_Annette's avatar Nel_Annette @nelannette.bsky.social
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Waiting worked because now you have enough material for the wrestling documentary movie.

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Dre 👂🏻👂🏽👂🏿's avatar Dre 👂🏻👂🏽👂🏿 @pizzadinosaur.fineti.me
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Hey, it's not too late! 📽️

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Minuit's avatar Minuit @zoroark.ca
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What no animated porn epic?

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Heather Trails's avatar Heather Trails @heathertrails.bsky.social
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So sad... and here I was hoping for a pretentious, cheaply made, and friend abusing banger of a film like this one critic person who reviewed nostalgic movies that I remember...

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Michael K(amera) ☭'s avatar Michael K(amera) ☭ @drdooms.bsky.social
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Is this a sub-skeet for Coffezilla or someone I don't know? Kinda out of the loop here...

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MikeyT00's avatar MikeyT00 @devilmikey.bsky.social
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It's funny. There really was a rash of online comedy critics in the 2010's who decided it was a genius idea to make movies about themselves.

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Sylver W. Poulsen 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar Sylver W. Poulsen 🏳️‍⚧️ @poulsens.bsky.social
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What's this then!

youtu.be/iDuvyuuVERc?...

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Knife Crow's avatar Knife Crow @daknifecrow.bsky.social
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I don't know James Rolf either

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Jesse Dusk's avatar Jesse Dusk @jessedusk.bsky.social
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I remember Linkara's being enjoyable, but that's the best I can think of.

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Sid Oozeley's avatar Sid Oozeley @oozeley.bsky.social
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you did one about a corn flakes monster i think

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Oku 's avatar Oku @oku.mow.haus
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Hey Jimsaw fucking slapped

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Alice's avatar Alice @menomealice.bsky.social
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You did in the dream I had a couple of nights ago, and for some reason made it a prank film about youth gang warfare. The audience was stunned and I was the only one clapping.

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Ron Heck's avatar Ron Heck @ronheck.bsky.social
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I'd watch it. I think the issue is too much ambition. Everyone wants to make an 80s sci fi action comedy. You could make an indie drama. With boglins and wrestling.

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Atomic Topher ⚛️👽's avatar Atomic Topher ⚛️👽 @atomictopher.bsky.social
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Born Depressed: The Life, Loves, and Boglings of J. Stephanie Sterling

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Genderflux Superfluid's avatar Genderflux Superfluid @rewhan.bsky.social
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But now that you've proven the point when can we expect the Sterling Cinematic Universe?

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's avatar @casualobserver.bsky.social
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There is time to put out a video game about yourself though.

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ALCA, The Goddess of Lust's avatar ALCA, The Goddess of Lust @flailmorpho.bsky.social
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you need a premium tv show anyway

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's avatar @dedreamer.bsky.social
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When you do I think it should feature a lot of wrestling

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