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Nel_Annette

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Humorless bore. Talentless but malleable. Milwaukee, Wisconsin, USA

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Halfway to my goal!

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finally, i can bathe in sonic's blood

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no watermelon juice ever again. mixing in other juices just to tolerate.

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i wanted to sleep but now i'm just playing a video game until they finally stop

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doing what i do every independence day and constructing a sinful amalgamate sandwich that will give me so much diarrhea

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Pyramead Head's avatar Pyramead Head @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online
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Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there 🫑

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You go ahead and celebrate whatever tomorrow, I'll be getting my time-and-a-half, thank you very much.

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muttonchops so thick you could hide evidence in them

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It's me, legendary slacker Bear Minimum.

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"Why are you licking the bottom of the bowl so much?" Because this shit is priced by WEIGHT motherfucker and I am going to get every penny's worth that I paid. 😬

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the cats are having a stare-down with two raccoons out on my balcony

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plantar fasciitis, pulled calf muscle; i am walking around like i'm the tin man

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Had the worst nightmare last night. I had two flat tires.

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Michael Bischoff's avatar Michael Bischoff @mpbmke.bsky.social
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I feel like we didn't take the "extreme wealth causes a form of mental disease" studies seriously enough.

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I improvised an Italian dinner for cheap >Microwave lasagna that doesn't understand what lasagna *is* >Parmesan garlic pretzel chunklets >A hot fudge sundae Pop-Tart garnished in parsley >A glass of water with three meatballs floating around in it bon appetite

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Not a foot person but that's my favorite shade of green so πŸ‘ anyway

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There's nothing more patriotic than sugar

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Waiting worked because now you have enough material for the wrestling documentary movie.

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I don't think people over 30 are supposed to eat this, bro

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Erv's Mug had the best fried chicken I've ever tasted but at some point after college the owners changed and all of their recipes became super basic and bland.

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Hey target maybe we can do something with the CD section beyond it just being 6 different versions of the new taylor sw!ft album and a bunch of k-pop. I can't find target-exclusive versions of new album IF YOU DON'T STOCK THEM

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i think it's ketchup x ranch. Sounds like a demon's name tho

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that should have been his super power: any language he speaks gets translated into english by reality

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The Onion's avatar The Onion @theonion.com
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Our Front Page:

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Mother of god, all the condiments together? That's like the food version of the Tower of Babel. We'll be scattered to the four winds for this.

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anyway fuck this debate i'm going to go back to taking the finest selfies a samsung galaxy s8 can take

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bro, stop putting people who are older than my father up as presidential candidates

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cycling through five social media apps b/c i can't remember which one i was arguing with some stranger on

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Some suggestions in case any of your dogs have kids

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if the erdtree had had a mustache maybe i would have given elden ring a good score

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If Dr. Eggman had been Dr. Nutman, you would have seen the Death Nut as early as 1992.

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Wisconsin Dells, home to my favorite museum in the world.

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Letter opener, shaped like a sword, engraved "Pompeii, 1945", brought home by my grandfather after World War II. Currently: being gnawed on by a nine-month old cat.

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this is literally what causes the apocalypse in Horizon Zero Dawn you morons

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Half of all YouTube ads now are some disheveled tech bro trying to get people to sign up for his master class in learning how to invest in some tax loophole shit that sounds too good to be true.

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Fellas, never insinuate that your YouTube Watch Later playlist takes precedence over spending time with your girl.

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Lauren's avatar Lauren @laurenkayes.bsky.social
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It’s so cool that cities are like β€œpweeease only turn your AC on if you’re actively dying and don’t go below 79 πŸ₯ΊπŸ€˜πŸ»πŸ’—” while the AI nobody asked for is slurping up the power grid to make 1 image of a girl with 5 tits

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"Entire Town Experiences Brownout as AI Engine Works Overtime to Perfect Image of Three-Eyed, Four-Breasted Mermaid"

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