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When Mr. Pac Man goes out the right side of the screen, Pac Man shows up on the left.

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Jeff Lazarus's avatar Jeff Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social
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It’s a self fulfilling prophecy. Biden’s risky because everyone thinks he’s risky. We’re all in a Schelling tipping point game.

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And quite low stakes, right?

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Oh sure! There’s a couple with fun gimmicks, like the lead rotates while you’re writing so that it retains the ideal shape. Or the eraser comes out when you turn it over. But the fun thing is that they’re like 5-10 bucks so it’s a very affordable area to be a geek about.

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This is a great time to be compulsively hyperfocused. I just spent days watching youtube reviews of mechanical pencils. I recommend you don’t look back and find your next hyperfocus before any reality intervenes.

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if you need an excuse, make up an old timey Victorian disease that requires sea air.

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Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves is so much better than it needed to be. And I don't know Dungeons and Dragons at all, or even particularly like the fantasy genre. But it's really well written and fun.

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well it's a Massachusetts based brand so it's a hahd ahh

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Hear me out: if it’s soooo important that serial connections not be measured in bytes (and I’m not sure it is), at least bring back “baud”!

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oh so that's why it's called shaker furniture.

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at this point I'll take buried deep evil.

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And being a cannoli, you can rest assured the other hit men won’t leave you with the car.

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Digital jazz, man!

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hmm, she could probably lower that volume by charging people a nominal fee to leave feedback. But I guess she'd probably chicken out at the last minute.

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maybe it should be LEOpard.

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I'm weeping at this news. Gotta find my Kleenices

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what period of the day does he block off for talking about awesome he is?

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I don’t know how they do it, I can barely handle one family

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I think we saw it uncanny at first and quickly grew used to the illusion of sentience. 18 months ago we were like the crowd that screamed and fainted as the train pulled towards us on the movie screen.

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Elon Musk is uniquely positioned to test how criminal law works in a vacuum and I wish him the best of luck.

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That’s a more expensive roll though.

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We like to call it our Freedom Snake

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condour's avatar condour @condourama.com
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But aren’t you then arguing that the law leaves insurance companies with great power because if it wasn’t there, they’d have great power?

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How about “The Mighty Bouche”?

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juniper 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar juniper 🏳️‍⚧️ @blahaj.rodeo
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they should make a vibrator that takes dewalt batteries

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I don’t understand this at all but I feel like my life would be richer if I did

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Studios looking for eighties ip to bring back:

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You can’t tell me Zoe Zipper isn’t a porn name

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Exit, pursued by an actually guy

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Putting the ram in Rambo.

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The counterargument would be that it’s a timeless classic, in that it can be applied metaphorically forever, similar to Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Made a Great Point. But I think I agree that the Bush one is better, because it also was prophetic and it’s from their heyday.

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But between that and a British public school boy, which would you rather encounter on a desert island?

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This needs to be an ad

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the alt text will guide you to the source. it's... grisly

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It’s the LinkedIn of woo

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Thinking of using “I’ll make a cozy podcast out of you” as a folksy threat

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I just see a picture of the side of a building, what are you talking about?

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How did dr strange not find this universe when he was looking for ways to beat thanos

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If they’d just shown their license and registration they might have gotten off with a cetacean

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They don’t just want to have shitty positions, they want us to like it

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Gavin Lux Enjoyer 's avatar Gavin Lux Enjoyer @luxenjoyer.bsky.social
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It would probably be a funny bit to take the personal anecdote portions of every NYT OpeD and post it on r/AITA

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