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Reese's needs to start making edible panties for their cups.
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Reese's needs to start making edible panties for their cups.
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I only screenshot for good.
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Are you coming on to me?
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We already tried to let evangelicals rule, and that can be thanked for the dark ages, the inquisition, and "witch" burnings... but sure, let's vote conservative.
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That upsets my sensibilities.
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I wonder how long I'm going to be fucked up over my cat...
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A boobie trap is for catching boobies but will also trap tits and other birds.
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If there is a God he's an evil motherfucker.
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Birds aren't real.
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I was talking to my beer.
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if you see this post birb
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I'm not an artist, just a guy who drinks too much milk.
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My biggest kink is probably the one in my neck.
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Me: Dad, why are we attracted to crazy women? Dad: *grabbing crotch and doing a jig* It's in our jeans.
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Three hundred sixty-five degrees BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE
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*trains pigeons to shit on red hats*
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Look me right in the dick and say that again.
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Take a drink every time they float.
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*peeing in pool* Spoil it?
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The only way I'll ever get married again is if makes me king.
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Hey girl, are you a sexual harassment lawsuit?
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Where do I get one of these friends with benefits? I need better dental coverage.
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Welcome to the shower. This is my ungendered baby; Qwerty.
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Arrogant sounds like a type of leafy greens.
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Microfiche? Like sea monkeys?
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This is my piece of wood. It's haunted.
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I did so much political commentary today, the toilet almost overflowed.
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Professor X: What's your superpower? Me: I turn plants and animals into manure. Professor X: Get the fuck out of here!
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Me: You're a huge asshole, aren't you Reflection: 🖕
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The toughest way to find out you're white is battling a Balrog.
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Any theater can be a drive-in theater if you know which wall to hit.
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Edgy vampires dry blood out and snort it.
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Roman soldier: I'll have a martinus. Bartender: You mean martini. Roman soldier: No, one is fine.
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Paramedic: You've lost a lot of blood, we're gonna have to give you an IV. Roman soldier: Four what?
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It doesn't matter how much you love the scent of licorice, you have to be very careful with your enunciation if you're going to tell a woman her anise smells delicious.
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If you take a liver into a diner there can be a nuclear explosion.
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Bricks are just trying to get laid.
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melted computer
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[british horror movie] person: blimey ghost (knocking over a can of beans): boo innit person: oi me beans
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dom's dream 🤝 billionaire 's dream game pad controlled sub
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It's poor sportsmanship to shoot an animal while it's shitting.
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I'm not an artist, just a guy who drinks too much milk.
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In a crackhouse, you smoke crack, so sorry I misunderstood a wheelhouse and set your boat on fire.
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StefanThinks
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Maybe you should have thought about that before being born!
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If more people would follow me, I could better spread the love of Satan.
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Nothings Monstered
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I only screenshot for good.
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Has anyone read that scrapbooking guide by Hitler, Mine Craft?
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I'll fill the hole in your heart with my penis but not literally.
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Around 8% of my mustache is nose hair.
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I can't wait to get on beta blockers and start getting hard-offs.
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