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[british horror movie] person: blimey ghost (knocking over a can of beans): boo innit person: oi me beans

Feb 21, 2024 at 18:32 UTC

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The Zeal Corporation @zealceo.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 19:32 UTC

Spoiler Warning for "Is It A Ghost, Then? Part 3: The Inconveniencing."

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rifka the unhinged fat activist @rifka.bsky.social
[ View ] Apr 20, 2024 at 19:26 UTC

I can’t believe you’ve done that

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Moltare @moltare.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 22, 2024 at 08:10 UTC

Cripes! There's a grim scraggly doin' my kids-and-teens a flyin' hovey! You can't Adam how mardy that makes me!

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 18:52 UTC

your understanding of the brits is deeper than most i've seen

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@queenofattolia.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 22, 2024 at 18:31 UTC

That's not how I remember All of Us Strangers.

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Just Some Guy @youroneandonly.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 23:51 UTC

me, in the theater: this absolute fucking numpty eating beans

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failnaut @failnaut.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 22, 2024 at 20:55 UTC

am brit, is accurate

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James @augustustrout.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 23:20 UTC

British horror movie: depicts unrelenting dehumanising horror British horror movie protagonist: it’s inevitable … British horror movie ending: Fade to black no further explanation needed.

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Ed Robertson @eddrobertson.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 22:32 UTC

Ghost: You what?

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Richard Brooks @richardabrooks.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 19:36 UTC

Busters turn up “Ectoplasm!” Person “no bruv it’s bean juice innit!”

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bad bisque @badbisque.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 18:34 UTC

this post chiwwed me to the vewy bone, it did

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Just a Racoon @malevolentmango.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 19:31 UTC

BBC classic

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Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 22, 2024 at 01:14 UTC

second person: oi mate, dead boi over 'ere knocked over yer beans. you gonna let 'im get away with that? what ya gonna do, ya can't just do nuffin.

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Arash Mohebbi @thatoldbear.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 20:28 UTC

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Alan B @alanpbourke.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 20:32 UTC

It would be more "me fuckin beans you fuckin transparent c**t"

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illumi @illumi.me
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 18:58 UTC

Wow I can’t wait for the new season of doctor who

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Orlean Cooper @orleancooper.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 19:29 UTC

The ghost of someone known as Jazza or Chazza.

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Aspartame Valerian @aspartame.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 18:59 UTC

Cor.

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Some Bloke in a Hat @someblokeinahat.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 23:26 UTC

😂 perfect!

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BBQdotgov @bbqdotgov.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 19:32 UTC

call in the professional - the Vicar of Beans

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Jacob Harris @harrisj.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 20:12 UTC

Village elders: oy! Get in the wicker man Person: sorry, alright

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𝙅𝘼𝘾𝙆𝙇𝙀 ⚧ @janku.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 19:01 UTC

"I certainly hope you have a haunting license"

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egg @explod.es
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 19:24 UTC

this is fuken mental mate

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Tim Kavanagh 🇺🇦🇬🇪 @timkav.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 19:40 UTC

It’s the unsaid which is always the most terrifying

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FintanTheWrong @fintantwrong.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 21:05 UTC

>Enter plod: "Do you have a loicence for them beans?"

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Andrew Cooper @rickynow.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 19:24 UTC

Crikey!

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Jillianne Hamilton @jilly.ca
[ View ] Feb 22, 2024 at 13:16 UTC

I slept poorly last night so this skeet is like the funniest shit I have ever seen.

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@dilettante.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 22, 2024 at 03:02 UTC

Lol

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Meet n F*** Kingdom, Steve @itsphetz.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 18:34 UTC

Aaaaaaahhh!!!

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Ben Kosmina @kosmologyb.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 22:00 UTC

ELLO GUV’NOR

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Flynn @flynnwaslike.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 22, 2024 at 00:28 UTC

I sent this on a group chat and my friend made this

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Chris Macmaster @gkfunkdub.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 19:07 UTC

Saw that one - 6.5/10, might watch again

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Esh @eshficaddict.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 20:20 UTC

Taxi: Ello Gov'nor

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🎪 Ya Boi Citrus 🎪 @aintyouspecial.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 18:37 UTC

Id watch that tho ngl

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Tina Hoggatt @thoggatt.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 22:28 UTC

Hahaha

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Peter (Popular With Friends) @pseigh.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 22, 2024 at 00:50 UTC

With Michael Ripper as Person

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@untouchedwagons.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 21:16 UTC

I'm thoroughly spooked and I'm not even British.

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special baby 👶 @specialbaby.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 22, 2024 at 16:24 UTC

oi me beans will be a real "was the grink there" for me, I will never forget your contribution.

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Dueledge @dueledge.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 19:28 UTC

"You got a loicence for that containment unit?"

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Đức Buồn Ngủ @ducbuonngu.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 22, 2024 at 14:22 UTC

I am British and this is totally how it is. The ghost isn't the one that is going to be picking it up, it'd be muggins right here

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OSMOTE @osmote.net
[ View ] Feb 22, 2024 at 09:06 UTC

I’m fucking hyperventilating lmao

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Oliver Gibson @onecoding.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 20:01 UTC

The ghost of the queen nonetheless. She is even wearing one of her silly hats.

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Two Sets of Testicles, So Divine @plankysmith.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 27, 2024 at 09:51 UTC

lol

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Kelly O’Brien (she/her) @obrieneditorial.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 22, 2024 at 00:34 UTC

@plaindocs.bsky.social what % of your film fest followed this format, would you say? 😉

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Paddy - yir da @paddymaxson.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 22, 2024 at 10:23 UTC

Being Human (2008)

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Carrie Alyson @aspenhearted.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 19:59 UTC

Jumpscare warning please!

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Ernesto Spilunco (katzenhaft) @senorspilunco.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 05, 2024 at 13:39 UTC

@magiccc.bsky.social

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@kiki @kinetick.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 21:02 UTC

ghost (flicks thin slices of toast off the table): ...and your soldiers.

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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 18:56 UTC

Leave it ahhhhhhhhhhht

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magic h🎱 @magichateball.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 19:50 UTC

[ectoplasm dripping down the walls of Buckingham Palace] The Queen: Oh that's right narsty it is

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Seb @dfluke.net
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 18:47 UTC

this boiled me beans, it did 😔

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mitre @moonmasque.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 18:42 UTC

Not 'boo innit'

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Jay Marose @jaymarose.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 22:36 UTC

I’d watch that.

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@punsandguns.bsky.social
[ View ] Feb 21, 2024 at 19:52 UTC

And then the person runs away and turns a corner but runs into a skeleton and scariest part of the skeleton is that they have perfectly aligned teeth. GASP! I mean... CRIKEY!

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