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StefanThinks
@stefanthinks.bsky.social
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I'd vote for Air Bud if it kept Trump away from the White House.
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StefanThinks@stefanthinks.bsky.social |
855 followers 495 following 2925 posts
Joke attempter. Mildly annoying. Occasionally humorous. I don't post jokes I didn't come up with unless I give credit. I try to be original or at least original-adjacent. Formerly known on Twitter as @stefanthinks
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StefanThinks
@stefanthinks.bsky.social
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I'd vote for Air Bud if it kept Trump away from the White House.
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Salty MacTavish
@saltymactavish.bsky.social
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I don’t have eyebrows. I have 500 feral horses riding out storms on Sable Island with their butts to the wind
2 replies 20 reposts 47 likes
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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annoying, like a christian rock band pretending to be secular
4 replies 14 reposts 27 likes
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Princess of Whales
@princessofwhales2.bsky.social
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Marisa Kabas
@marisakabas.bsky.social
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christian rock is so funny bc they’re all singing about being in love with the same guy
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Scare Quotes
@quote-unquote.bsky.social
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Hate to disappoint you, Elon, but last I checked the penalty for traitors is that they receive immunity via the Supreme Court.
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Hadas Weiss
@hadas.bsky.social
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deleting my post isn’t enough i need to kill anyone who'd seen it
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nige
@sensualdad.bsky.social
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i once challenged burt reynolds to a chest hair competition and the loser had to star in deliverance
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StefanThinks
@stefanthinks.bsky.social
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I could really go for a Baja Finger Blast
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BAJA BLAST BLAINE
@codenamecatbird.bsky.social
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btw I'm off work for the rest of the month and am not going to be able to do much besides sit around. I am so sorry in advance about everything
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StefanThinks
@stefanthinks.bsky.social
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If you elect me president, I will personally call you to wish you a happy birthday every year I'm in office.
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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When I die, I’d like my bones to be played like a xylophone by a giant purple gorilla
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Ennui Doofen
@ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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I must admit I chose not to learn how to do a lot of things I thought a robot would be doing for me by this time so thank you for the life lesson, Jetsons
4 replies 50 reposts 126 likes
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𝔏𝔦𝔳𝔢 𝔏𝔞𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔏𝔬𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢
@fleurkenstein.bsky.social
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Wild to watch bsky implode over some of the big accounts being abusive or predatory but a lot of people here following a famous named abuser 🤔
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Erica
@ericaaaaa.bsky.social
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Reasons to unsubscribe from the NYT: they’re transphobic, they really want Trump to win, they find “getting railed in a sundress” to be too vulgar
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connectpoliticditto.
@cpoliticditto.bsky.social
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Home ownership is a scam perpetuated by the lobbyists at Big Mulch
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fungible thadius🍥
@fungiblethadius.bsky.social
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Almost got my bikini body ready
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FK
@funkelly.bsky.social
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it’s fun watching people I know who post fuck-all about politics or world events for 3 years suddenly get really worked up about project 2025 as if the seeds haven’t been sewn for years. convenient for them.
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Willie Fitzgerald
@williefitz.bsky.social
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TRUMP: I am going to drop daisy-cutter bombs on Seattle just cuz BIDEN: I'll have the Bob Salad — ha, COBB Salad, whoops. NYT: Biden's Gaffe Sends Shockwaves Through Democratic Party; Trump Pledges Infrastructure Changes to Northwest
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Georgia the Explorer
@georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
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If you survive dinner out with four 12 year old girls you deserve a prize
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donni saphire
@donni.bsky.social
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If sleep deprivation and bad choices got me into this mess, sleep deprivation and bad choices are the only way out
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fungible thadius🍥
@fungiblethadius.bsky.social
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Big plans tonight?
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gas statіon dream gіrl
@cheygoulet.bsky.social
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Should I eat two cheeseburgers? I think America would want me to.
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Beth
@thisbethlife.bsky.social
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🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊
@professorkiosk.bsky.social
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Going to see an 80s tribute band called The Spicolis tonight. Is this what being old feels like?
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Nate's Myth
@natesmith.dev
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friend: wth man i invite you to the first get-together in my new place and you bring me BEES?! me: you said it was a house-swarming party..
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Amy A
@lolennui.bsky.social
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"I would support your movement but I don't like your tone" is such a funny sign of terminal main character syndrome
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social
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I learned the hard way not to take my good lute to a Renaissance fair.
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Chantal James
@chantalalive.bsky.social
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A big problem with whiteness is whites don’t really realize they’re white. Society constructs whiteness as normative so they never consider it & to this day the majority of white people live in segregation from people of color. They don’t think of how being white informs interacting with us totally.
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fungible thadius🍥
@fungiblethadius.bsky.social
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Thirsty. Send drinks, please and thank you.
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Christina, mother of spiders
@aikiwomannc.bsky.social
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Watched my friend flop face first onto a motel bedspread. I had no idea she was such a risk taker.
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fungible thadius🍥
@fungiblethadius.bsky.social
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The Fonz told me he prefers strawberry over grape jelly once
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saja
@saja.bsky.social
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some of y'all slam that seat down like the toilet owes you money
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Pretty Good Mike
@prettygoodmike.bsky.social
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i like bsky because it’s a diverse melting pot of numerous psychiatric disorders
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
@kennedytcooper.bsky.social
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This is a picture of a newly discovered pool never seen before by human eyes 700 ft deep in Lechuguilla Cave a part of Carlsbad National Park here in New Mexico
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fungible thadius🍥
@fungiblethadius.bsky.social
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Drinking to space documentaries
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Tamper Proof Lid
@readuction.bsky.social
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Installing a pull-up bar on a doorframe so I can hit my head on it every time I go in or out of that room
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Auntie Social
@auntiesocial.bsky.social
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I don't trust surveyors. They're always plotting.
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Julia S.
@booktweeting.bsky.social
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freedom only calls when it wants something and it’s never “to water the tree of liberty with the blood of tyrants,” which I’d actually be up for these days
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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I went off-roading once and had about 10 orgasms.
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StefanThinks
@stefanthinks.bsky.social
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Listening to Belle & Sebastian with the bass turned all the way up.
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Frances Meh
@francesmeh.reviews
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recommending my dentist to a friend and asking for my referral bonus to be paid in teeth
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StefanThinks
@stefanthinks.bsky.social
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Maybe you should have thought about that before being born!
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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When I refer to myself as a ‘stallion,’ I just mean that if you give me peanut butter, I’ll probably talk to you
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mean things I say to myself
@meantomyself.bsky.social
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This is how committed I am to being celibate
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StefanThinks
@stefanthinks.bsky.social
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Sorry, I can't shower for another two days. My deodorant lasts for 72 hours, and that would be wasteful.
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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That was just a regular accident to a freak like me
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Wicked Ho
@nicebutnot.bsky.social
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hello? i need to report a possible dirty innuendo
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CHOAM Nomsky 💭
@thielman.bsky.social
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yes, we boiled the planet, but it was worth it to make a machine that, instead of adding two plus two, takes the statistical average of every answer to questions containing "what" "is" "two" and "plus" from a database of illegal cell phone transcripts and returns a fake nude pic of a high schooler
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