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Cloud-type Pokemon Don't tell anyone i know how kubernetes works She/her &udm=14


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She's so shiny and pretty

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Patrick S. Tomlinson's avatar Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek.bsky.social
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If you're worried about brevity in your writing, don't. It took Project 2025 nine hundred pages to say fourteen words.

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Nanoraptor's avatar Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com
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I have at times wondered if some parts of my life might be a warning to others I'd like to note that this is one of those times. Carbonating pickle juice ruins it. That is all.

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Chris πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (she/her)'s avatar Chris πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (she/her) @shitposting.tubaterry.me
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Also there's no such thing as too late. I just started transitioning at 39 and everything you both said is still 10000000% true.

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Tobias S. Buckell's avatar Tobias S. Buckell @tobiasbuckell.bsky.social
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Hello social medias...

You may not be aware a major Cat 5 hurricane struck an area that normally doesn't get them. The eye passed directly over Carriacou and Petit Martinique.

The devastation is tremendous. The need is great.

You can help and make a difference:

www.gofundme.com/f/the-people...

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A customer

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kara the clysm's avatar kara the clysm @kara.clysm.gay
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Power Ranger Of The Week: Jen Scotts - Time Force Pink

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"Recently Juiced" Garak Tailor (She/They) $640/$700's avatar "Recently Juiced" Garak Tailor (She/They) $640/$700 @comfortingmoo.online
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Would

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Holy shit the demoscene level

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I love these kaizo relay races

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Link is coconut-pilled. πŸ₯₯ 🌴 's avatar Link is coconut-pilled. πŸ₯₯ 🌴 @knilirabaj.bsky.social
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More trains please.

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Sarah 's avatar Sarah @sibwow.bsky.social
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I know were all un/underemployed trannies here but I’m still looking for work, got my electrical engineering degree and experience with controls and signal processing but am also willing to learn on the job

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Paz Pardo's avatar Paz Pardo @pazsays.bsky.social
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I went to the dentist & she had a screen above chair w/Netflix, which suggested Bridgerton & I thought why not check it out and WHY DID NONE OF YOU WARN ME THAT THERE WOULD BE A TEN MINUTE LONG STEAMY & DETAILED SEX SCENE RIGHT AT THE TOP THAT I WOULD HAVE TO WATCH WHILE SHE DRILLED MY TEETH

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Shiv Ramdas's avatar Shiv Ramdas @nameshiv.bsky.social
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Asshole Neighbour went to my wife crying about how he wants to tell me to mow the lawn but is afraid that I'll lose my temper at him if he does and my champion spouse was like "yeah you're right he will you should try not telling him anything." Keeper.

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humanbean's avatar humanbean @dangerpixel.com
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If Finn could speak he would sound like Joe Pesci and it’s totally normal to decide which famous person your dog talks like

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Here's a few favorites from Halloween season

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There's a bakery up the street from me where they saw my email on an order and started drawing tubas on the bags. So I saved em for a year and made a collage for them. Which they then hung up and curated like a museum piece. I love em there and they're always happy to see me ❀️

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I would like a burrito

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πŸ”žNeph, Changeling Fucker Surpreme's avatar πŸ”žNeph, Changeling Fucker Surpreme @nephrastar.bsky.social
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He has arrived.

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Jaz's avatar Jaz @jaz.bsky.social
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Hey folks, I did some writing this week on my explorations with HLS (HTTP Live-Streaming) and how I learned the protocol is really just a bunch of text files in a trench coat.

If you're interested in how it works and how to add features to video streams, check it out!

jazco.dev/2024/07/05/h...

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow's avatar Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social
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Just consume one more piece of bad news. A wafer-thin piece of bad news. Go ahead, what could go wrong. It's wafer-thin.

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Salena Koster's avatar Salena Koster @salena.bsky.social
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Minnesota Born Adopted people: As of today, you can now request a copy of your ORIGINAL birth record from the Dept. of Health, free of redactions or court orders or permission from anyone else.

Here’s the link:
www.health.state.mn.us/people/vital...

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"on the cusp of miserable" is exactly what most of my life has been, perfectly put. Also excellent point about retooling

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Living in a neoliberal dystopian hellscape's avatar Living in a neoliberal dystopian hellscape @breakify.bsky.social
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This kind of shit is the reason why the only way to fix the world is to take a sledgehammer to capitalism. The system incentivizes corruption and elevates those that dismantle the guardrails meant to curtail it.

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Chris πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (she/her)'s avatar Chris πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (she/her) @shitposting.tubaterry.me
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It was weirdly affirming coming back from NYC and having my old white guy seat neighbor use my side of the arm rest lol

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Nina Metz's avatar Nina Metz @ninametz.bsky.social
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Wallace Shawn on Gaza: β€œThe Anger of the Palestinians Cannot Be Ended by Killing Their Children” The playwright, actor, and member of Jewish Voice for Peace challenges the notion that all Jews support Israel's actions Via THR

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Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] - in my Brain Damage arc's avatar Alexandra Merideth Erin [she/her] - in my Brain Damage arc @alexandraerin.com
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The way of the danger doll is not for everyone, for it is a path frot with peril

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Pavel's avatar Pavel @spavel.bsky.social
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Remember how the "retail theft crime wave" disappeared as soon as companies had to do their annual reports? That's because it's illegal to lie to shareholders.

AI is booming (if you're a pleb) but if you have money - Goldman Sachs will be honest with you instead web.archive.org/web/20240629...

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It's weird how moving 1500 miles to a place I've never been before was one of the few parts of this relationship I DON'T regret. On the plus side, gender transition is a perfect time to rebuild my shit. I guess? Don't mind me, just coming to terms with having coasted emptily for far too long

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I broke up with my ex a couple months ago now. I spent most of a decade attached to someone who monopolized my attention and energy to the point where I've lost a lot of myself. Can't even sustain conversations/relationships I WANT to have these days cuz those skills have atrophied

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Iron Spike's avatar Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social
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So hey, here's a thing I don't think a lot of folks know: That whole "Patient Zero" thing? The French-Canadian airhost who supposedly spread HIV all over America? That's not real. That's not what happened or how it happened.

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Bex's avatar Bex @bexcommunicated.bsky.social
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We’ve had the rule for how ever many years but I still click and watch the video every single time. Some days it can end up in my feed half a dozen times and I will still watch every time. It never gets old. I love it every single time I watch it

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thee kendal mintcake's avatar thee kendal mintcake @mintcaketime.bsky.social
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There’s a New Message for You in MyChart, Charlie Brown

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Chantal James's avatar Chantal James @chantalalive.bsky.social
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Frederick Douglass' speech "What to the Slave is the Fourth of July" is required reading for the 4th of July. So everybody read this. This speech is read aloud annually by a historical reenact-or at Douglass' home that's preserved as a site across town from me in Anacostia, DC. That happens today.

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Adrienne's avatar Adrienne @adrienneleigh.bsky.social
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So i used to do a hashtag #BreakingHarms on Twitter, and i am reviving it over here now. If you're sensitive to discussion about SA, you might want to keyword-mute "Gaiman" and "Good Omens" for the next few days.

(The news is not good, folks, & people will have a lot of terrible opinions.)

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Micah's avatar Micah @rincewind.run
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I am excited to see the Tories get obliterated today but I would be significantly more excited if Labour hadn’t made a hard turn into TERFdom the trans people of the UK deserve so much better

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Peter's avatar Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social
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honestly they’re kinda cooking with this

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melissa~'s avatar melissa~ @melissanarchy.bsky.social
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Nova Scotia would be a beautiful name for a trans girl but the dastardly Canadians already stole it

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Chris πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (she/her)'s avatar Chris πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (she/her) @shitposting.tubaterry.me
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Sorry cat, I know we've been together most of your life but you can't use my chest as a walkway anymore

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Chris πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (she/her)'s avatar Chris πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ (she/her) @shitposting.tubaterry.me
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Myra gotta go fast

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marlo's avatar marlo @marlo.ooo
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which picture makes you more mad at me tbh

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Internet Archive's avatar Internet Archive @archive.org
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You want your MTV? ⬇️

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