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Colin McGowan

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Used to write for lots of places. Now mostly at Flaming Hydra, a co-op newsletter: flaminghydra.com/contributor/colin-mcgowan/

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I think "maybe..." every time I walk by that place.

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Thinking about having a Boys' Weekend in

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Been cooking my way through Six Seasons and while everything is quite good, the pasta recipes positively rip. Linguine with snap peas, pancetta, and cacio e pepe butter. Pasta alla Norma with eggplant and cherry tomatoes. Incredible shit.

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Just wanna pummel this thing with jumpers that clang heavily off the rim.

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Hollering "guh-guh-guh-ghost!" every time I see a posthumously published work.

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Studio shows where the entire set is CGI perfectly embody the decadent shittiness of this era.

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Using a hydration break to text the gf "home in 30, can you order pizza?"

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And then some of them go on lucrative Yeah, I Did That Shit speaking tours!

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Really? I must suffer Real Madrid Bullshit even at an international tournament?

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We fucked up that every documentary now needs to be a four to six-hour Television Event.

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Obama emerging from the breast pocket of some Netflix exec every six months to tell us nothing can ever get better is a supremely depressing ritual.

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Martin Mull sort of introduced me to the "comedian" concept. It was a delight and a relief to grow up and realize he was about as funny as I remembered him being when I was seven.

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When I throw kalamatas on the pizza, that's going Kosta Koufos mode.

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Time For Him To Escape From New York Time For Them To Hunt For Red October Time For Us To Support The Girls Time For Something To Give, Which It's Gotta Time For There To Be Blood

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TODAY: join us in defending the Internet Archive and protecting libraries!! An important appellate hearing is happening this morning, which you can read all about at the link below. And if you’re in New York and you spot our wheatpaste, please snap a photo and share. www.battleforlibraries.com

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[Jon Gruden voice:] I *like* this dangerous water.

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The Dems should be trying to drastically restructure government—packing the court, disempowering it, getting rid of the senate and/or electoral college—in order to preserve any semblance of democracy we have left, but they're worried it would be rude.

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It's always such a thrill when VERDICT SZN hits and nine lawyers decide what the entire rest of the government is allowed to do.

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I'm gonna get drunk and reorganize the kitchen cabinets, as praxis. And because I've got mixing bowls stacked inside the colander and it's annoying.

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It's always such a thrill when VERDICT SZN hits and nine lawyers decide what the entire rest of the government is allowed to do.

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I'm finally drafted into the NBA. The camera cuts to me in front of a fridge, shoveling cold lo mein into my mouth.

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Been walking around with Affliction (1997). There were lots of lost angry middle-aged men movies in the 90s but it's maybe the darkest and truest. The way Nolte's situation just steadily degrades. "He had no perspective to retreat to, even in a crisis." The culminating violence is almost a relief.

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The stadium PA blasting "Song 2" after a disastrous Turkey own goal is my favorite moment of the tourney so far.

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It speaks to the peculiar and depressing immutability of our politics that, after George Floyd, well-meaning people felt the need to castigate themselves for enjoying Law & Order while city governments passed zero meaningful police reforms.

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[Ally McCoist voice:] "Mark Grudzielanek."

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Flaming Hydra has a hundred issues now. What's been really gratifying about this project is how, in each other's orbit but also solitarily, as writers are, we're gradually discovering the full possibility of what we can do together. I'm excited for many hundreds more. flaminghydra.com/issue-100/

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I picked the right year to stop writing about the NBA. I feel like somebody who peacefully shuffled off the mortal coil on like September 8th.

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[In front of crisp, looping slow-motion footage of me whiffing so hard that I fall down and rip my pants:] So yeah, I didn't anticipate the curve here. Gotta be better. For myself and for everyone else in this room.

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There is also that. But I think I'm okay with embarrassing myself in front of people who watched five Ryan Reynolds movies last year.

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I know secret movies aren't new and stars have always been in shit that didn't work, that Paramount dumped in February, but Netflix is producing them at a clip that suggests a deep philosophical commitment to wasting famous people's time.

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"The effect of training people’s attention on matters of discourse and representation is to avoid addressing what is principally at issue, which are material facts. The material facts in this case are: money, land, weapons, and over 37,000 dead Palestinians." www.nybooks.com/online/2024/...

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TCM is the perfect bar channel. It's either playing a good movie like Apollo 13 or The Apartment, or it's some bullshit technicolor Robin Hood adaptation from 1949 that would suck to actually watch but looks really nice on mute for 45 seconds at a time.

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Thinking about a less steroidal Randy Savage type who would come to the Port Authority to work the ships, unload windmill parts. One time he drove a forklift by a secluded spot where I was lazing, hiding from work and boomed "I FUCKIN' LOVE IT!" Shot me a thumbs up. I've never felt more like a man.

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[Reaching the third sentence of the mission statement:] "Oh alright, nevermind."

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Running a flag up the 50 foot pole outside of my third home. It depicts the female reproductive system in a thicket of frenzied-looking arrows. It's unclear what my position even is but it's very clear that I'm incapable of polite conversation.

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Rooting for Dirk in the 2011 Finals felt fundamentally generous. Rooting for Luka is just hoping some dumb dickhead you know succeeds in blowing up a police station.

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Appreciate it, man. Your "We Are Not Men" series inspired me to pitch Harry. Which led to me doing a few pieces for Vice—and a bunch of D&Ds, which paid well because they were in the print mag. It was a time and place, and it wasn't great, but we could dream things that are firmly impossible now.

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Something crucial this mentions is the distance I felt between the writers I grew up admiring and me stuck somewhere on the other side of the river, toiling on a blogspot, hoping someone would respond to my e-mail, and The Classical arriving to ferry us across.
flaminghydra.com/the-zombie-c...

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I'm similarly teeming with resentment. (I landed some of those later staff jobs, but got fired annually until I simply gave up.) But the striving and community felt good, back then. I miss it.

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I carry a lot of Classical and Run of Play lines around with me. Admittedly, I did have to check to see which blog those lines ran at.

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For the morning crowd: The Classical got resurrected by some ghouls who have populated it with AI-generated crap. I wrote about what made it good, back when it was a real website. flaminghydra.com/the-zombie-c...

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(The standalone version of this went out without the last paragraph. It's been fixed now. I promise I'd never Irish goodbye you, reader.)

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