DaisyFM ✒︎🍉

cuteosphere @cuteosphere.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 18:17 UTC

Stair Case

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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉 @daisyfm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:24 UTC

Haha, nah.

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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉 @daisyfm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 21:20 UTC

Magic air conditioning charms.

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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉 @daisyfm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 17:50 UTC

Yup!

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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉 @daisyfm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 11:46 UTC

New page!

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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉 @daisyfm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 04:30 UTC

I like how they say, "you didn't make the cut," to the loser, but they should also say, "constabulations," to the winner, and "knife to meet you" to all the contestants at the start of the show.

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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉 @daisyfm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 04:17 UTC

Any way you slice it!

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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉 @daisyfm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:50 UTC

Diana and I love watching Sword Dads and seeing if the swords will KEAL or not.

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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉 @daisyfm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:38 UTC

Oh, you're watching Sword Dads.

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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉 @daisyfm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:26 UTC

Implied that you can double your pleasure with Doublemint gum.

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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉 @daisyfm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 03:16 UTC

Ever notice that the people from older generations that write articles dumping on younger generations are always affluent? Like, maybe it's just rich people who suck and the "generational divide" is just a distraction?

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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉 @daisyfm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 23:24 UTC

I would take a bite and realize that I hate it and take three more bites out of fear of wasting food and then throw it all up.

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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉 @daisyfm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:45 UTC

Honestly, I don't get what the big deal is. They could run a shrubbery against Trump and I'd still come out to vote against Trump.

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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉 @daisyfm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:48 UTC

Hope y'all don't mind me not updating today. You'll love Thursday's update, though.

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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉 @daisyfm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 00:27 UTC

It means you spend all summer going to a lot of thrift shops and garage sales to find out of print Bratz dolls to complete your collection.

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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉 @daisyfm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:22 UTC

I will never read the NYT piece on Biden because I don't give 2 shits about anything that transphobic rag has to say.

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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉 @daisyfm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 22:18 UTC

Dodged a bullet. If they refuse something that simple, it makes you wonder what else they're doing.

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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉 @daisyfm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:51 UTC

It's okay if you don't get the joke. Only very smart people think this is funny.

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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉 @daisyfm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:47 UTC

Please note that you're not allowed to ask them for the money back afterwards or else it ruins the prank.

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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉 @daisyfm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 21:46 UTC

A lighthearted prank to play on your friends: Ask them if they want a "Feelzgood Donut". If they say, "yes," hand them a $20 bill and say, "FEELS GOOD, DON'T IT?"

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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉 @daisyfm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 20:05 UTC

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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉 @daisyfm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 19:59 UTC

That can't be it. I'm 47 and I can't shut up about being queer.

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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉 @daisyfm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 05:00 UTC

This is the fault of all the bigots trying to do shame. Blame them.

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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉 @daisyfm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 04:57 UTC

Yes, that's right. Wrath month is being delayed till August for another full month of Pride.

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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉 @daisyfm.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 04:52 UTC

Pride month is over get ready for Pride month 2: The Pridening.

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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉 @daisyfm.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 30, 2024 at 03:01 UTC

Aw, I didn't mean it like that.

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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉 @daisyfm.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 01:23 UTC

Johnald Wickey

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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉 @daisyfm.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 01:17 UTC

To see with.

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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉 @daisyfm.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 23:21 UTC

I live in an extremely walkable neighborhood, so I don't take anything, honestly.

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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉 @daisyfm.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 22:31 UTC

I bought some plastic skeleton garlands for Halloween and I've been thinking of painting them in rainbow colors.

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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉 @daisyfm.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 20:57 UTC

While I was at Target today, I checked out their PRIDE display. 1) Out of the way. I had to ask an employee to find it. 2) Tiny. 3) Very vague slogans. Multicolored stripes not from any version of the Pride flag. Nothing queer-centric. 4) This is in one of the gayest cities in the US.

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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉 @daisyfm.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 19:22 UTC

I'm indoors now? You think the shoe fun is over? Time to put on my house slippers, bitches!!

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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉 @daisyfm.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 19:19 UTC

Look at me walking on top of sharp rocks outside without getting hurt! Shoes kick ass!

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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉 @daisyfm.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 19:16 UTC

God, I love wearing shoes! It's like a hug for my feet!

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DaisyFM ✒︎🍉 @daisyfm.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 18:45 UTC

*Watching Scavengers Reign, singing to the tune of Santa Baby* Monkey Lizards! Spider faces looking at me! Oh gee!

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