Jesse Raub

thee kendal mintcake @mintcaketime.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:42 UTC

There’s a New Message for You in MyChart, Charlie Brown

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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 20:01 UTC

i went vince mcmahon glowing eyes at nothing really

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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 19:47 UTC

elden ring whipped my ass and then i played sekiro and beat lady butterfly and realized i needed just a faster character. my second elden ring play through i used daggers and loved it.

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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:38 UTC

shoutout to this car of young women hitting up the target starbucks on the fourth before heading to the small nearby lake. you are truly living the soul crushing simulated urban experience to the max.

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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 15:34 UTC

this happened to my buddy eric

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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 13:22 UTC

something that doesn’t always get talked about enough are the cascading cyclical effects of chronic illness. stressed? sleep’s fucked. sleep’s fucked? get ready for symptom relapse. symptom relapse? lol, fuck your mental health. mental health fucked? buddy, let’s get cooking on that stress…

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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 09:35 UTC

they should make a full nights rest that starts when you fall asleep and ends when you wake up

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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 02:48 UTC

we also just finished that season “i’ll text you every day after this” was a line said to a traitor before they were revealed

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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 01:29 UTC

fuckin’ a i’ll have what you’re having!!

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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:45 UTC

there are only two things in this world that are constants: 1. high-profile Dems are susceptible to ratfucking 2. there are at least four more seasons of any Showtime show than you ever could predict there could be

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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 22:51 UTC

i, too, do not think joe biden should be president. but it’s because i’m worried his catholicism will make him a puppet of rome and turn america into a papal state 😕

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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:23 UTC

eddie marsan IS nicholas, baby!

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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 03:59 UTC

dave matthews: I was there when the bear ate his head He thought it was a candy Everyone goes in the end Knock, knock on the door Who's it for? There's nobody in here Look in the mirror, my friend me: okay dave matthew’s

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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 20:43 UTC

absolutely. all of the funny people i interact with i never once saw on other social media sites.

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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.bsky.social [ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 18:52 UTC

you should be required to work one day in a dish pit before you’re allowed to comment on The Bear

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