Dan Hon @danhon.com

Can't believe Little Bobby Tables is all grown up and has had their first kid, Ignore All Previous Instructions

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Filippo Valsorda @filippo.abyssdomain.expert [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 10:07 UTC

Well now you made me go look up when Exploits of a Mom came out, and it was SEVENTEEN YEARS AGO, so yeah Bobby could definitely have children by now, and oh god oh god oh god

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@0xdaeda1a.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:08 UTC

Why did you choose violence? 😭

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Madame Hardy @madamehardy.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 16:03 UTC

Sanitizing your inputs isn't disruptive enough.

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wiredog @wiredog.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 19:23 UTC

@xkcd.com needs to write this…

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Amy Hoy @amyhoy.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:03 UTC

oh my god

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Murphy's Lawyer @murphyslawyer.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 08:32 UTC

New Culture Ship name just dropped.

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CEO Nwabudike Morgan @fibonacci.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 22:44 UTC

Little Bobby Tables and his lovely wife I Need This on a T-shirt.

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Allie, black Cat @ofvick.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 17:34 UTC

"Little Iggy, we call him"

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it's charloh! from online (it/its) @charloh.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:12 UTC

this. this is posteign.

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@kishniev.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 08:24 UTC

Looking forward to meeting Bobby's grandson, Stop All Motor Functions

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Jjinandtonic @jjinandtonic.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 01:11 UTC

Absolute banger, 10/10

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Sara Manns @whatsarasaid.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 22:16 UTC

God I needed to laugh Thank you

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Bibulb @bibulb.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 03:19 UTC

👏👏👏👏👏

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constant badthoughts @allwrongthink.bsky.social [ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 10:11 UTC

not Bobby "Drop" Tables? wondered what they'd been up to!

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