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cooking enchiladas in my panties at midnight bc I've got my life together

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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE's avatar GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com
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i'm a party man, because my party is the party that's against fascism. if it's the old man, i vote for the old man. if it's the younger woman, i vote for the younger woman. if it's a fucking fence post, i vote for the fence post, because if trump gets elected, i never get to vote again.

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Bibulb's avatar Bibulb @bibulb.bsky.social
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Well, thank you! Also, AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Pyramead Head's avatar Pyramead Head @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online
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Gave proof through the night That our flag was still there 🫡

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Leif Malone's avatar Leif Malone @thetroops.bsky.social
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One Primus song on the party playlist: funny Six Primus songs on the party playlist: concerning 30 Primus songs on the party playlist: funny again

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Bibulb's avatar Bibulb @bibulb.bsky.social
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okay, this is NOT what I got from that Bob Newhart piece

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Jenny Trout's avatar Jenny Trout @jennytrout.bsky.social
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Neurotypicals: Life isn't fair. Get used to it. Neurotypicals when an autistic needs accomodation: If we did that for you, we'd have to do it for everyone or it wouldn't be fair.

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Bibulb's avatar Bibulb @bibulb.bsky.social
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THIIIIIIIIIIIS FUCKING THIIIIIIIIIS I CAN NOT SHOUT IT LOUDLY ENOUGH: ***FIRST PAST THE POST DELENDA EST***

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Mat Johnson's avatar Mat Johnson @matjohnson.bsky.social
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Ben Franklin wasn’t hot, but he was thirsty.

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Bibulb's avatar Bibulb @bibulb.bsky.social
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Franklin: "Wait, that's just the name? Fuckin' false advertising, oughta be a law."

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Bibulb's avatar Bibulb @bibulb.bsky.social
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Well, they wouldn't have been thrown in there for their beliefs if they'd just complied.

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Bibulb's avatar Bibulb @bibulb.bsky.social
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So, check your local Kroger - they MIIIIIIIGHT still have "Baja Blast Zero" in the half-liter six-packs.

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☕️ Jeremy Diamond's avatar ☕️ Jeremy Diamond @dmnd.me
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WARNING: SHOOTS FLAMING BALLS

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austin's avatar austin @aparker.io
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finally, fireHERks

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Chris Hayes's avatar Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social
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“Look, folks. There are no “gooner states” and “edging states”, we are the United States!” <wild applause>

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Bibulb's avatar Bibulb @bibulb.bsky.social
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thread. Ten pounds of OOOOOF in a two-pound bag, right here.

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Bibulb's avatar Bibulb @bibulb.bsky.social
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I never did see it (guess I oughta fix that, huh), but YEAH do I remember seeing parallels brought up in reviews at the time.

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Bibulb's avatar Bibulb @bibulb.bsky.social
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Well, let's take these two questions one at a time: 1. Yes, Donald Trump has been convicted of multiple crimes, 34 in fact! 2. All 34 of those crimes were felonies! Thus, we know that Donald Trump is a convicted felon, convicted of 34 felonies! also, doing our part to pack google results

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Bibulb's avatar Bibulb @bibulb.bsky.social
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Know what? Not QUITE as quotable as Sneakers, but good gods does this movie loom LAAAAAAAAAARGE in my life. So wonderful. (And holy hell, that soundtrack.) (Also, hey, baby Peter Capaldi being awesome!)

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Bibulb's avatar Bibulb @bibulb.bsky.social
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Bounce me your current email and I will iTunes you a copy ASAP. Issa GOOOOOOD movie.

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Bibulb's avatar Bibulb @bibulb.bsky.social
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(()‌) ‌ MOTHERFUCKING COMPILER, SO HELP ME YOU ***WILL*** FOLLOW MY SPECIFIC ORDER OF OPERATIONS OR FUCKING ELSE

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Bibulb's avatar Bibulb @bibulb.bsky.social
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Somebody beat me to it.

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Bibulb's avatar Bibulb @bibulb.bsky.social
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GOD. DAMN. I love this story so much.

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Bibulb's avatar Bibulb @bibulb.bsky.social
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As a wise, wise man once said: "…that's peanut butter."

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Bibulb's avatar Bibulb @bibulb.bsky.social
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I was trying to drive on the highway at night in Baton Rouge last week. Incredibly poorly marked lanes in construction zones with bad/variable lighting WHILE realizing that I had a days worth of driving sweat on my glasses, and yeah, no.

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Wagatwe Wanjuki's avatar Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.com
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bonus photo: Ginger enjoying dill from the garden. her mouth is a little blurry bc she was chewing so quickly lol 🌱

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Bibulb's avatar Bibulb @bibulb.bsky.social
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Just got done untangling and organizing the ratchet tie-down straps from the car. Please cheer.

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🎶 do you want to build a robot? 🎶's avatar 🎶 do you want to build a robot? 🎶 @ephemeriis.social
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Bubblegum Crisis hits different these days...

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Bibulb's avatar Bibulb @bibulb.bsky.social
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GODDAMNITSOMUCH (👏👏👏👏👏, to be clear)

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It is also a reason for President Biden to test the limits of Presidential immunity by treating this as a direct, public threat of violent insurrection against our government/coup planning and arresting this domestic terrorist. It is time for the Federalist Society to reap what they have sown

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Ian Betteridge's avatar Ian Betteridge @ianbetteridge.com
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I'm so old that I misheard the title of a song on 6Music called "Side Quest" as "SyQuest"

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Immune. Immune, immune, immune.🐾 📸's avatar Immune. Immune, immune, immune.🐾 📸 @littleedie.bsky.social
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I'd almost rather discuss the Middle East than endure talking about John Lydon.

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Bibulb's avatar Bibulb @bibulb.bsky.social
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Good gods. I became a semiprofessional DJ because I'm under the impression that my musical taste is that good (spoiler: I'm fooling myself), and not even *I* have a non-"new shit, check this out" playlist like that. Also, I am extremely angry about the idea of an 8 hour "EP".

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Bibulb's avatar Bibulb @bibulb.bsky.social
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ANOTHER SNEAKERS THREAD, ANOTHER HAPPY DAY I love that THAT'S one of those "once someone quotes it, EVERYBODY'S giving it love" flicks.

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Katie Mack's avatar Katie Mack @astrokatie.com
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Keeping Trump out of the White House isn’t the only thing that needs doing and it isn’t enough to solve all problems facing the country & world but if it isn’t done then all those problems get exponentially worse in ways I don’t even know how to express and it scares me when people pretend otherwise

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Bibulb's avatar Bibulb @bibulb.bsky.social
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Okay, *second* worst, yeah. But at least he got a better appraisal in the end.

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Bibulb's avatar Bibulb @bibulb.bsky.social
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Shittiest performance review EVAR.

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Bibulb's avatar Bibulb @bibulb.bsky.social
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I think Electric Lady is my fave, but YEAH. IT’S ALL SOOOOO GOOD.

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Bibulb's avatar Bibulb @bibulb.bsky.social
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(Although “Janelle Monáe releases yet another kick-ass disc, but this time it’s explicitly (heh!) queer R&B sex jams and if you play this for your partner you WILL get laid” WOULD be a hell of a review…)

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Bibulb's avatar Bibulb @bibulb.bsky.social
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Nah, I totally get you - “Janelle Monáe releases yet another kick-ass disc” has more than a little “dog bites man” headline problem.

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Bibulb's avatar Bibulb @bibulb.bsky.social
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If ALL it had given us was “Make Me Feel” and “Americans” dayenu. AND YET. (And having gotten to see her on the Electric Lady tour, I’m STILL angry towards the world’s COVID19 response that we here in Houston never got a stop on the Dirty Computer tour.) (Among other things.)

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Bibulb's avatar Bibulb @bibulb.bsky.social
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That’s fair, but in many ways I was SO GODDAMN PSYCHED for the change in tone for this one - “deep SF allegories? How about FUCKIN’ IS GOOD AND FEELS GOOD as a message? Likewise, lemme make ‘Pynk’ look reserved” was just <MWAH>.

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Bibulb's avatar Bibulb @bibulb.bsky.social
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(I mean, I can make some GUESSES as to why, but GODDAMNITSOMUCH yet again in that case.)

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Bibulb's avatar Bibulb @bibulb.bsky.social
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Dirty Computer got DOUBLY hit, because Monáe was jussssssst about to announce the second leg of the US tour behind the album… and then the beginning of 2020 hit. GODDAMNITSOMUCH And I have NO idea how Age Of Pleasure got ignored like it did.

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Bibulb's avatar Bibulb @bibulb.bsky.social
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That Electric Lady’s singles aren’t still getting heavy reply now is a crime. That album was a JUGGERNAUT AND A HALF.

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Bibulb's avatar Bibulb @bibulb.bsky.social
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Samesies. If I say horrendous shit that deserves to be called out, CALL ME THE FUCK OUT. Either I made a mistake and need to LEARN A LESSON, or I'm saying some shitassery that needs to be noted as shitassery.

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