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[last supper] Jesus: *raising chalice* let us sup Judas: what's sup? Jesus: Not much what's up with you lmao Judas: this is the last straw

Mar 29, 2024 at 12:54 UTC

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Cwris @cwris.bsky.social
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Snacky @snackyskies.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 13:40 UTC

Jesus Just had too much Updog.

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CyricZ - The Guy Who Wrote Those Guides @cyricz42.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 13:33 UTC

Peter: I've never met this man.

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Lubes @lubes.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 13:13 UTC

Who betrayed who here?

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Carla Austin @dswgratm.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 16:07 UTC

"This is the last straw" No, this is the last supper

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Voodoo Mr. Shark Bait 👻🐺 @limbojack.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 20:47 UTC

OMG XD Well aren’t you just proud of yourself

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Self-deprecating ghost @soundwave187.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 19:58 UTC

Then they kissed.

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PsychoDrago06 @psychodrago.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 14:26 UTC

Basically, Judas was disillusioned by his little drum circle.

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Zack Moore @ormico.zackmoore.xyz
[ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 16:57 UTC

I'm stealing this

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terminal> @loremanlear.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 16:02 UTC

Jesus: [gestures to the table] If this is the last straw, make sure you save it. We might run out of silverware. Peter: I heard there was a betrayal planned tonight. Jesus: Betrayal? I thought we were going on a hike on B trail. A trail's closed.

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Doing Asbestos I Can @geologist.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 19:42 UTC

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MannyVega @vegagamestudio.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 19:04 UTC

INRI LMAO

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Inge ZV @ingezv.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 30, 2024 at 14:53 UTC

🤣🤣🤣

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The chicken lady @chickenlady.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 13:51 UTC

*snortlaugh*

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@eddie79.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 13:22 UTC

About time for a Judas redemption arc. Was he really the bad guy or did he unbeknownst to us all stop Jesus before he destroyed us all?

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Chris in NY @chrisb2.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 29, 2024 at 13:17 UTC

looking around the room and saying "one of you will betray tonight" was really some mafioso shit

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Marley Jay, a Werewolf of Wall Street @marleywrites.bsky.social
[ View ] Mar 30, 2024 at 14:40 UTC

[at Golgotha] Centurion: Jesus of Nazareth, here you will be crucified until death. Jesus: Will anyone be crucified with me? Centurion: Yes. These two thieves will die beside you. Jesus: Bofa them? Centurion: What is Bofa? Jesus: 😂

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