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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom

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Person of little interest. You’ll know me by the #catpest

she/her


Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom's avatar Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social
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I’ve tried to take an interest but i just use it as an excuse for booze and snacks.

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Joanne Harris's avatar Joanne Harris @joannechocolat.bsky.social
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And this morning the Shed is a long, cool stroll through the shallows of an atoll at dawn; with a rose-gold sky all mottled with clouds like coconut ice cream and peaches...

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I was just gonna say, it’s crap tho.

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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom's avatar Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social
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Maybe you're just a racist twat? Give it some thought.

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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom's avatar Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social
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Wait until they play Germany 😈

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John Bull's avatar John Bull @garius.bsky.social
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Starmer instantly improving England's success at penalties.

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Paz Pardo's avatar Paz Pardo @pazsays.bsky.social
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I went to the dentist & she had a screen above chair w/Netflix, which suggested Bridgerton & I thought why not check it out and WHY DID NONE OF YOU WARN ME THAT THERE WOULD BE A TEN MINUTE LONG STEAMY & DETAILED SEX SCENE RIGHT AT THE TOP THAT I WOULD HAVE TO WATCH WHILE SHE DRILLED MY TEETH

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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom's avatar Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social
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Not sure but if you have fabric left over you could make surplus surplices. I'll see myself out.

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Not good for the ego is it? I’ve been blocked by someone who was a on absolute bitch to me for no reason on the birdsite. People are very odd.

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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom's avatar Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social
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We got ten minutes of drizzle.

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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom's avatar Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social
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Have just watered the garden. I would really quite like some of the rain we had in February right now. My little pond keeps needing a top up and I'm sure that every bird and animal in the vicinity is drinking from it. The #catpest certainly is.

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I feel a need to cheer it up.

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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom's avatar Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social
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Oo, I've got some damson gin somewhere. I might just.

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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom's avatar Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social
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Blimey, I wouldn’t eat it if it were brand new!

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Current status: hot, sweaty, filthy and knackered. I’m DIMing and if I’m a good Sneezy I’m allowed to buy some new plants later. If I can still stand up.

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It’s just told me I’m ‘solid’. I didn’t go there to be insulted.

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What I want to know is how you get that much in debt when you're one of the super-rich. Something's off.

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He did, and other people can prove it no doubt. First rule of PR: if you did it and it can be proved you did it, don't lie. It only makes matters worse.

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CaryJo's avatar CaryJo @caryjo.bsky.social
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the sky and the light tonight are just astounding

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Careful negotiations are required.

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Ha! I’ve got one that is longer than a mini dress.

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Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom's avatar Madame Decadent Sneezy-Bottom @darklyadapted.bsky.social
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Every time I remember that Starmer’s Labour isn’t all that I remind myself ju how appalling the Conservatives are in every way.

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Fingers crossed. Can’t believe it’s a week tomorrow.

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I've just read the Graun's comments on it, which are more exciting than the match was, apparently. I gave up at half time and watch #SewingBee instead!

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Right I'm allowing myself breakfast out this morning, after which I'm going to Hobbycraft (on foot, so that's today's walk) and then (ominous music) IKEA. Laters.

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Admittedly I was staying with friends who live near Wuppertal and have a Jura so there's that, but we had coffee out half a dozen times and it was always very good. We always went to small cafes and pubs though, none of yer chains.

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I’ve always found the coffee in Germany to be very good.

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I’m afraid Great Western Railways do this too, and I am often desperate enough to drink it.

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Lady Noah Quesadilla of Dawlish Warren Sainsburys.

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Am seriously thinking about having a Margarita. #margarita

I bought the limes ten days ago and they won't keep forever, you know.

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Well at least she didn’t stop the car and force you to get in!

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George Morgan 🌈's avatar George Morgan 🌈 @georgemorgan.bsky.social
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Reposting this now Britain's getting warm. B'n'Q do cheap bamboo roller blinds which work great as external shading. With external shading, if you keep the windows closed in the day and open at night, you can keep indoors fairly comfortable with a fan on, until night-time temps get too high.

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Ada Palmer's avatar Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social
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Sometimes people ask me about the super rich in Renaissance Florence, whether the art/culture/science boom was an example of trickle-down working. (A) Florence had a wealth tax, (B) its richest man Palla Strozzi had the equivalent of only $250 million. Want more Leonardos? Tax the Rich. 🎨🧑‍🎨🖌🎭🔭🖼📚📐🏛🎻💰

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Dr Dean Burnett 's avatar Dr Dean Burnett @garwboy.bsky.social
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"No it doesn't", says all known medical science, and pretty much everyone who has to deal with health issues, physical and mental, on a regular basis

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Not . . . not . . . a LIBRARIAN?!! Is she also an orangutan?

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