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Paz Pardo

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I went to the dentist & she had a screen above chair w/Netflix, which suggested Bridgerton & I thought why not check it out and WHY DID NONE OF YOU WARN ME THAT THERE WOULD BE A TEN MINUTE LONG STEAMY & DETAILED SEX SCENE RIGHT AT THE TOP THAT I WOULD HAVE TO WATCH WHILE SHE DRILLED MY TEETH

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Ewus*'s avatar Ewus* @ewus.bsky.social
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I am going to keep this in a little precious corner of my mind, for next time I have to go to the dentist

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Renay⁷'s avatar Renay⁷ @renay.bsky.social
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I JUST HOWLED IN LAUGHTER. IN PUBLIC. Then I explained why to this office staff. They are now also giggling. One said, “this is exactly what I would do” and the other said “MY dentist doesn’t offer NETFLIX, only NEWS”. 😂😂😂

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e.w. niedermeyer's avatar e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.io
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this is like the time my parents rented Don't Look Now and decided I was old enough to watch it... they somehow forgot how long and graphic that one particular scene really is, and watching it felt like a solid decade of the most intense awkwardness imaginable

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Subaru Baja blast: the falafel lobbyist 's avatar Subaru Baja blast: the falafel lobbyist @coolranch4lyfe.bsky.social
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I hate when that kinda thing happens no Matter who Walks in or what not

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Lance Ellisor's avatar Lance Ellisor @ellisor.bsky.social
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that cavity isn’t going to fill itself, you know

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VFXpapa's avatar VFXpapa @vfxpapa.bsky.social
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Phrasing.

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Just Melissa (she/her)'s avatar Just Melissa (she/her) @pnwmelissa.bsky.social
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Oh yeah, I wouldn’t watch this show with my parents. Or my dentist.

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Katherine Shaw's avatar Katherine Shaw @katheroony.bsky.social
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Wait You get to watch Netflix at the dentist?? 🤯

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Staid Winnow's avatar Staid Winnow @staidwinnow.bsky.social
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Where's your dentist located?

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Subpoenis's avatar Subpoenis @emptycan.bsky.social
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This is how kinks are born. I love it!

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David C B's avatar David C B @tzed250.bsky.social
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New kink unlocked?

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Krysz 's avatar Krysz @edwoodk.bsky.social
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Living the torture scene of Clockwork Orange is a stunning tribute to the genius of Kubrick. Impressed.

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Mike Barbre's avatar Mike Barbre @mikebarbre.bsky.social
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All asking of this is a good or bad thing.

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Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉's avatar Well now, they often call me Greedo 🇺🇲🇺🇦🏛️🦉🦉 @natteringnaybob.bsky.social
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That gives a whole new meaning to "open wide". Also, "spit".

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John Price's avatar John Price @calmthoughts.bsky.social
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😁🤷‍♂️😂

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Paul Frazee's avatar Paul Frazee @pfrazee.com
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I had Bridgerton and Paddington confused before reading this so this was a wild ride for me

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Andrew Weber's avatar Andrew Weber @noplot.bsky.social
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Mine let me do my SiriusXM subscription during a root canal, which ended up hilarious when their 1st Wave (new wave/alternative) station went with "I Wanna Be Sedated" by the Ramones followed by "Touch and Go" by the Cars.

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Ugly Margarita's avatar Ugly Margarita @ncalcote.bsky.social
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That’s clockwork orange shit right there

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Aaron 🏳️‍🌈's avatar Aaron 🏳️‍🌈 @aarong.gay
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Well at least *sigh*.. you weren't the only one getting drilled.

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word's avatar word @words.bsky.social
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this is how you get weird fetishes

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James "half-a-tonne" Dominguez's avatar James "half-a-tonne" Dominguez @jamesjdominguez.bsky.social
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Congratulations on your new kink.

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High How Are You, Rat's avatar High How Are You, Rat @fractus.bsky.social
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lmao

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kate's avatar kate @bookhaven.bsky.social
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You've unlocked a new bonus level of squirming in the dentist's chair 😂😂

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Educ8tusAll's avatar Educ8tusAll @educ8tusall.bsky.social
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😂Hot damn now I definitely have to find a way to watch that.

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Snickelfritz's avatar Snickelfritz @snickelfritz.bsky.social
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New kink discovered!

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Spoonbill Reducks's avatar Spoonbill Reducks @spoonbill.bsky.social
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"This should put you off those terrible sex scenes!"

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Joe Katz's avatar Joe Katz @joekatz45.bsky.social
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They do that on purpose, it's cheaper than novocaine

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Jenny Hamilton's avatar Jenny Hamilton @readingtheend.bsky.social
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gnahahahahahahahahahahaha this is my favorite thing that has ever happened

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Mona Lisa Marie's avatar Mona Lisa Marie @monalisamarie.bsky.social
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That’s hilarious! My face hurts from laughing at this! The first season is definitely a bit too steamy to watch (or listen to) with your dentist! 😂

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Jen needs more cats to follow's avatar Jen needs more cats to follow @jenmindelen.bsky.social
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Be grateful it wasn't the House of Dragons brothel scene

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Deva Woodly 's avatar Deva Woodly @devawo.bsky.social
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I’m sorry this happened to you but this is absolutely hilarious 🤣

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NK JJB 's avatar NK JJB @neiljrm.bsky.social
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Happy endings. Everyone got drilled.

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Andrew Horn is not an owl's avatar Andrew Horn is not an owl @bbofun.bsky.social
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New kink discovered. Okay, probably not new. Just new to me.

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Larry Rothfield's avatar Larry Rothfield @larrychicago.bsky.social
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Clockwork Orange-y.

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GenXer 4 Meh's avatar GenXer 4 Meh @genxy67.bsky.social
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It's Drew!'s avatar It's Drew! @thegarbestbro.bsky.social
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LilyWight's avatar LilyWight @lilywight.bsky.social
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Try Sense8 next time.

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EroticGent 's avatar EroticGent @eroticgent.bsky.social
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Where would the fun be in that?

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Alex Wallace's avatar Alex Wallace @spanishspy.bsky.social
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I'm reminded of the time I was at my grandparents' condo in Tampa after dinner and my grandfather wanted to watch something - he found this Netflix series on Trotsky and it opens with a rather graphic sex scene I found a way to discretely head back to the guest room

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Gene Belcher's avatar Gene Belcher @risksylvan.bsky.social
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kristinacloudy's avatar kristinacloudy @kristinacloudy.bsky.social
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Hahaha, that is funny. I can share this story. When my dentist added muzak to his office it was the WORST. One day when I was in the chair, "It's All Coming Back To Me Now" by Celine Dion came on. "When you touch me like this..." while dentists and hygienists were touching me. We could all hear it.

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Roslyn Reid's avatar Roslyn Reid @the-moonshadow.bsky.social
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Sounds kinky

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SFliberal FFS's avatar SFliberal FFS @sfliberal.bsky.social
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Are you bragging or complaining?

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Zeke's avatar Zeke @ezequielandrush.bsky.social
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Well. That surely would have distracted me from the noise and pain.

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Robin Marwick's avatar Robin Marwick @electricland.bsky.social
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🫣

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Elly's avatar Elly @ellyzoe.bsky.social
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Hahaha I’m so sorry! The series is very accurate to the period romance novels it comes from! A lot of the plot is people talking to people and social navigation, and the rest is soft porn. 😂

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Jen Gentleman's avatar Jen Gentleman @jenmsft.bsky.social
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Joan Hunter Dunn's avatar Joan Hunter Dunn @velfille.bsky.social
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is this a modern remake of Marathon Man?

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Lol 😂 seriously? Are you sure this was a dentist 🤣

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@Superleggera's avatar @Superleggera @superleggera.bsky.social
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All that drilling and filling, and on top of that, you had your teeth done, too!! 😬

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Jedi McBeardface 's avatar Jedi McBeardface @tripledaddy.bsky.social
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My daughter and I both watch Bridgerton. We do NOT watch it together.

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R.W.W. Greene (He/him)'s avatar R.W.W. Greene (He/him) @rwwgreene.bsky.social
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And, thus, a fetish was born.

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RDS (formerly shawphd)'s avatar RDS (formerly shawphd) @rds773.bsky.social
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oh no

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Matcha⁶⁹🇵🇸's avatar Matcha⁶⁹🇵🇸 @matchateauwu.bsky.social
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many people got drilled in that office that day

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yaboi kusama's avatar yaboi kusama @lexaproletarian.bsky.social
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They did the London bridge

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AGuyinNJ's avatar AGuyinNJ @aguyinnj.bsky.social
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The most 'I have the weirdest boner' moment ever.

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JZ's avatar JZ @jaf229.bsky.social
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Next time watch the Dustin Hoffman classic Marathon Man

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The Creatively Maladjusted's avatar The Creatively Maladjusted @tyrotcm.bsky.social
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Speaking as someone with sex triggered PTSD & a serious fear of needles, ouch.

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MC Catlap's avatar MC Catlap @tbragsdale.bsky.social
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I had ZERO dental problems - EVER. Even have my wisdom teeth. Zero cavitied till 42. Then this freak wants to REMOVE A TOOTH. I was shocked.

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Necro's avatar Necro @necroesque666.bsky.social
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Looks like your teeth weren’t the only thing getting drilled

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I would never go to that dentist again. I already hate going. I would go out of state for all future dental care.

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Alejandro Rivero's avatar Alejandro Rivero @arivero.bsky.social
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Is mechanical orange in netflix?

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Josh K's avatar Josh K @drlari.bsky.social
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E_bookpushers's avatar E_bookpushers @e-bookpushers.bsky.social
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Good for distraction ;).

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LabGrrl 🍉's avatar LabGrrl 🍉 @labgrrl.bsky.social
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Why do you think every woman you know LOVES this 😁

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BrassCastle MA $47/$700's avatar BrassCastle MA $47/$700 @brasscastle.bsky.social
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"Rinse, please. My goodness! The floor is wet!"

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