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NEW COMIC: The Shampoo Pump Bottle

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You cannot grasp the true form of Borger Flavor's avatar You cannot grasp the true form of Borger Flavor @negatron00.bsky.social
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Wouldn't worry too much, being bald and all

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☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man's avatar ☭ Ro Laren, Unpenised Man @bro-laren.bsky.social
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Native brand shampoo, there's a 50% chance the pump will *never* open and you'll be left unscrewing the entire pump just to get your overpriced shampoo every single day, hating yourself.

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Coolbone Minoxidil's avatar Coolbone Minoxidil @dingokayfabe.bsky.social
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I’m not alone!

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Uvett's avatar Uvett @uvett.bsky.social
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That’s so me, but instead of shampoo bottles it’s cleaning. Yesterday I cleaned the whole bathroom in the nude 😬

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Farbror Frippe's avatar Farbror Frippe @ftersmeden.bsky.social
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That's why I still use soap bars.

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JThomasAlbert's avatar JThomasAlbert @jthomasalbert.bsky.social
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A bottle literally designed to waste up to 15% of the product. And I don't know if the designer was evil or forced to design it that way. Like a phone scammer. Are they a con artist or some poor kid lured to a criminal-run call center with the promise of employment then forced to scam or starve?

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R De Sitze's avatar R De Sitze @rd.sitze.net
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You are naked, in the garage, with a shampoo bottle, and no keys.... And the garage door back to the house locked itself when you walked out there.

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