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David Chriscole🎭🖋️

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🎭 Playwright & Producer
🏠 Greater Manchester, England
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David Chriscole🎭🖋️'s avatar David Chriscole🎭🖋️ @david.devilishaccord.com
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Oh that's going to be a riveting watch. I may have to cancel washing my hair. 😂

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David Chriscole🎭🖋️'s avatar David Chriscole🎭🖋️ @david.devilishaccord.com
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I've just seen the ad for the new Formula One film (Brad Pitt), and this caught my eye. A pitstop in a live race. No, I don't care that it's a woman, I care that this crew member isn't wearing a full face helmet and that her hair is coming out of the helmet. IRL this would not be allowed surely?

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David Chriscole🎭🖋️'s avatar David Chriscole🎭🖋️ @david.devilishaccord.com
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At least the paint will stop it rusting (maybe), but I think it'll be better repurposed as a dumpster.

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David Chriscole🎭🖋️'s avatar David Chriscole🎭🖋️ @david.devilishaccord.com
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Sunak's wife:
I think I'll have an isle seat on the way over the pond, and fly midweek as it won't be as busy. Can't wait to get back to the US and spend all the money my husband stole from the British purse. My hero.
#GeneralElection2024 #GTTO

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David Chriscole🎭🖋️'s avatar David Chriscole🎭🖋️ @david.devilishaccord.com
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Take a deep breath Britain, that's not (just) the smell of all the sewage in our rivers, it's also the smell of rotting Tory MP's, dumped, thrown, and hurled from the parapets of the House of Commons amid cheers of the wokerati 👏

Goodbye at last, Tory scum. 🖕
#GeneralElection2024 #GTTO

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David Chriscole🎭🖋️'s avatar David Chriscole🎭🖋️ @david.devilishaccord.com
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Oi, Tories...

Off you pop.

#GeneralElection2024 #GTTO

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David Chriscole🎭🖋️'s avatar David Chriscole🎭🖋️ @david.devilishaccord.com
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Trying to kerb my enthusiasm, but looking forward to the demise of the Tories. Keeping fingers crossed for Lib-Dem opposition to a Labour government, which is the best outcome going forward. I'm not expecting great leaps forward after the election, it's going to be hard going for a decade at least.

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David Chriscole🎭🖋️'s avatar David Chriscole🎭🖋️ @david.devilishaccord.com
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Ha, good one! No email address signup required.

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David Chriscole🎭🖋️'s avatar David Chriscole🎭🖋️ @david.devilishaccord.com
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#StarWars #TheAcolyte is such a terrific show. The hatred aimed towards the show by so-called 'fans' is utterly shameful, coated in misogyny, anti-queer community and heavily racist.
I applaud Disney for pushing forward and expanding the Star Wars universe with superb shows. Screw the haters.

I❤️SW

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David Chriscole🎭🖋️'s avatar David Chriscole🎭🖋️ @david.devilishaccord.com
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Gathering of white, 99% male, immigrant hating fascists in Clacton. The cheerleading demographic of Farage. This collection of gammon does not represent the rest of the country.

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I was going to say "and not a turd in sight", but then the picture loaded. 😂

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NewsThump's avatar NewsThump @newsthump.bsky.social
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NEWS! Hillary Clinton hospitalised following dangerously prolonged laughing fit

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David Chriscole🎭🖋️'s avatar David Chriscole🎭🖋️ @david.devilishaccord.com
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Needs a Pirate. Pirate: Arrr.

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Well there he goes again, whistling to the right-wing Nationalists. Will he ever wake up and realise he's lost the country, we don't care, and we see through every word of bull he spouts? Hello... July 4th... come on in will ya! 😆

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David Chriscole🎭🖋️'s avatar David Chriscole🎭🖋️ @david.devilishaccord.com
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Remember to be nice to your neighbours and not laugh out loud and scream at the telly too much... TOO much. 😆

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David Chriscole🎭🖋️'s avatar David Chriscole🎭🖋️ @david.devilishaccord.com
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In a ring with boxing gloves please. I'll put a large bet on Starmer to KO that little monster. 😆

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Did Sunak as his kids if they agreed?

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Dear #America,
Please remember Britain this July 4th in a different way...
SEND US YOUR FIREWORKS
We got some serious shit to celebrate when we boot the Conservatives into the next century.
#GeneralElection

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David Chriscole🎭🖋️'s avatar David Chriscole🎭🖋️ @david.devilishaccord.com
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Princess Peach: "Mario, Luigi... I want your Sausage". This is not what she wanted. Google translate epic fail.

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Well if you're going to buy a skip-on-wheels (dumpster for those North American folks) and post it up on socials, you deserve to be bullied. Q: If you turn it on its side, can it be used as a urinal too?

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So that's what folk are on about when they talk about a lady garden.

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retweeting this photo of Lee Anderson would be incredibly childish and immature #leeanderthal

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David Chriscole🎭🖋️'s avatar David Chriscole🎭🖋️ @david.devilishaccord.com
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Try local bars* he's probably living it up on his free wonga. 🙃 * other entertaining establishments are (probably) available.

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I'm a postal voter. Thankfully they Cult of Cons won't get a chance to enact this lunatic idea as they will be gone soon.

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They had to call them s-foils, if they'd called them x-foils, it would have caused a lot of issues for Mulder & Scully. 😜 I'll get my coat.

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Torygraph writers must have been snorting something class A again.

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"No one wants to see more bloodshed" Words from this upstanding PM who presides over the sending of massive amounts of arms and funds to a regime that is exterminating innocent civilians in Gaza. Our government is a fraud from top to bottom.

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She needs to be sent back to Mordor as soon as possible.

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David Chriscole🎭🖋️'s avatar David Chriscole🎭🖋️ @david.devilishaccord.com
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Don't cry-ee! don't sigh-ee! There's a silver lining in the sky-ee. Bonsoir old thing, cheerio! chin chin! Nah-poo! Toodle-oo! Good-bye-ee! 🖕'em all.

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Count Binface's avatar Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social
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🚨COUNT BINFACE ON TV KLAXON!
Tonight, 11 April 6.30pm, BBC1 London News. Why? Because they legally have to. Ain’t democracy beautiful sometimes. Tune in and watch me launch the greatest manifesto Earth has ever seen since my last one. #MakeYourVoteCount

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Nobody can take this bin out. Keep rocking you metal head marvel.

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Graham Cluley's avatar Graham Cluley @grahamcluley.com
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Turgid members of parliament are excited about their imminent election, but what's that waiting for them in WhatsApp? AI healthcare horrors, and Drew Barrymore.

All this and more in the latest episode of the "Smashing Security" podcast!

grahamcluley.com/smashing-sec...

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This stuff sickens me. The Racists abusing Francesca are the people that represent the lowest form of humanity. I doubt any of the abusers have ever witnessed a play in their lives, let alone set foot inside a theatre, and have zero clue how hard actors have to work to get jobs. Go Francesca! ❤️🎭

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At least they managed to 'Stop The Boats'™ getting into the image. 🤣

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this is why this is a ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ app

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I wish they had mentioned the rabbit holes they fell down, sounds like an interesting read. 🤣

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Remote job in a restaurant... Is that a job in a restaurant, far-far away? 😜

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Is it too much to ask that, as part of this wipe out, the Cult of Tories come in 3rd? Getting them out + out would be a dream come true.

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