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David_j_roth

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Thinking about taking a Supreme Court Vacation, which is when you don't work for four months, shave slightly less frequently, and give a fiery keynote address at the Vlad Dracul Institute's annual Most Dangerous Game Fortnight where you complain about how nasty people can be online these days.

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Tim Waits's avatar Tim Waits @ironweed.bsky.social
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Finally enough time to get the RV detailed.

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Call Me Hicks's avatar Call Me Hicks @bloomtownrat.bsky.social
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Is it your turn to take the fully-stocked Airstream grift mobile or does Clarence have dibs?

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tweety fish's avatar tweety fish @sifu.tweety.fish
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you have to take a LOT of bribes, though, kinda feels like work

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Norbizness's avatar Norbizness @norbizness.bsky.social
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Ginni and Clarence show up in an RV that looks like Megaweapon from Warrior of the Lost World, stained with the blood of the many things it's run over and pulverized (with occasional scraps of clothing in the treads of its fearsome tires). The lower level contains a platoon of shock troops.

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Damon Agnos's avatar Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social
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You’re shotgunning MGD. I’m shotgunning MDG. We are not the same

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Mark Shatraw's avatar Mark Shatraw @markshatraw.bsky.social
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Somebody passes the hat to pay for ramen for the clerks. Leonard Leo takes $49 out of the hat and puts in a $50

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Kimichi Tsuzuku's avatar Kimichi Tsuzuku @kimichitsuzuku.bsky.social
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I could really use one of those for when we move… except that I would skip the keynote speech unless I can address MS Office designers on how annoying they have made features.

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Daniel Greenberg's avatar Daniel Greenberg @winterion.com
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That dude's box socials are UNREAL.

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Murphy Murph's avatar Murphy Murph @captmurphy.bsky.social
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You forgot to mention how a comically villainous billionaire named Blast Crawford flies you to the Dalmatian coast before the conference where you dine on endangered trout and scallops harvested by orphans.

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