Thinking about taking a Supreme Court Vacation, which is when you don't work for four months, shave slightly less frequently, and give a fiery keynote address at the Vlad Dracul Institute's annual Most Dangerous Game Fortnight where you complain about how nasty people can be online these days.
Ginni and Clarence show up in an RV that looks like Megaweapon from Warrior of the Lost World, stained with the blood of the many things it's run over and pulverized (with occasional scraps of clothing in the treads of its fearsome tires). The lower level contains a platoon of shock troops.
I could really use one of those for when we move… except that I would skip the keynote speech unless I can address MS Office designers on how annoying they have made features.
You forgot to mention how a comically villainous billionaire named Blast Crawford flies you to the Dalmatian coast before the conference where you dine on endangered trout and scallops harvested by orphans.