It would be harrowing to see my actual day/how I act laid out in print like this. "Roth is generally 'active, drinking, and reading posts' between 11pm-130am, although his own work is erratic in quality."
"Cooper makes a token effort at work between 7 AM and 3 PM, although she spends much of the time gossiping on Facebook and reading smutty fanfic.
From 3-10: Good lord, how much Stardew Valley can this woman *play*?"
"Jess works great for five minutes every hour. The five minutes of good work occur randomly and are not usually consecutive. By 2:30 PM, he has lost any interest in being productive and questions his life choices. He gets some housework done between 7 and 9 PM but is due to necessity not want.