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David_j_roth

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It would be harrowing to see my actual day/how I act laid out in print like this. "Roth is generally 'active, drinking, and reading posts' between 11pm-130am, although his own work is erratic in quality."

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Isabel Cooper's avatar Isabel Cooper @isabelcooper.bsky.social
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"Cooper makes a token effort at work between 7 AM and 3 PM, although she spends much of the time gossiping on Facebook and reading smutty fanfic. From 3-10: Good lord, how much Stardew Valley can this woman *play*?"

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Jess's avatar Jess @mirrorman.bsky.social
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"Jess works great for five minutes every hour. The five minutes of good work occur randomly and are not usually consecutive. By 2:30 PM, he has lost any interest in being productive and questions his life choices. He gets some housework done between 7 and 9 PM but is due to necessity not want.

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Zane Harker's avatar Zane Harker @zandahar.bsky.social
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‘Don’t talk to him in the morning until he completes Immaculate Grid’

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john wilmes's avatar john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social
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'Wilmes writes in bursts, often shouts at no one, and drinks 300 mg of caffeine to play 40 minutes of tennis'

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“He seems to hate the New York Mets and yet the hours of 7pm - 10pm are often spent engaging with them.”

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Dr. ShinyGoth's avatar Dr. ShinyGoth @ghostingdani.bsky.social
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Big Karl Marx Energy

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Tim Midyett's avatar Tim Midyett @timmidyett.bsky.social
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The main reason i think Biden is too old is that I’m too worn out to handle being president and I’m 55

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