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He's a commie!
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abolish everything they/them Come see the violence inherent in the system.
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He's a commie!
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Dayv!
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If Trump was gonna kill the NFL I'd support him on that issue only
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Dayv!
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Do you want to catch the plague? This is how you catch the plague.
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Dayv!
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Post something red if you’d like
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sgt. FKA Otter Papa Jr FKA peezky weezky aka Pete the Killa
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Benghazi went away
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Dayv!
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Serious infestations of brainworms, that's my only answer.
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Dayv!
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We really need to fire the NYT editorial board out of a cannon.
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Dayv!
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Or... prime?
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Dayv!
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A sentence that needs to be said so much more often in so many words industries.
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Rad O'Brien, Chief Engineer
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queen shit is Lindsay Lohan getting such a good paparazzi photo that they used it for the Just My Luck posters
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Dayv!
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I actually meant my cat, but it was left vague by design.
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I'm one of them, I have answered actual, non-push polls on my cellphone. I frequently complain that the prepackaged answers or the framing of the questions are all to the right of my actual positions and then I wish the caller a nice day or evening. assume answers are filed under "polite outliers"
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"nates" as a generic noun is so good
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Dayv!
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You're doing the lord's work.
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@crimsondynamo4.bsky.social
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Free slide whistle in every manifesto.
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Dayv!
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My "this is precautionary chemo, I don't have cancer" t-shirt keeps raising a lot of questions at the oncology clinic that are already answered by the shirt
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Dayv!
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When I was a kid I was officially declared "not autistic" by medical professionals and that should tell you at least two things.
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Dayv!
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wetfriends
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Dayv!
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"Hey Siri, define irony"
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Dayv!
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And the Raiders, too!
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Dayv!
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* AFTER *
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Dayv!
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For the UK market, the game will be titled Butlerdo!
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Dayv!
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You'll never reach for Clue again at your game night flyer the release of my new whodunnit board game, Oops! All Butlers!
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Dayv!
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If you see this, I would encourage you to post a picture from your device without explaining it.
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Dayv!
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I love being in control of journalism and education.
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My mom had a box spring with big eye hooks screwed into the corners. I pointed them out and she said, without a moment's pause, "I was trying to hang it from the ceiling." I scoffed at this ruse and she exclaimed "hey it was worth a try!"
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✨️Angel Facts✨️
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"alpha male" this, "sigma male" that, just admit that you saw trans people inventing cool genders and got jealous
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Dayv!
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The music choices in that movie are so "that guy", it's kind of amazing from a certain perspective.
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Viktor Winetrout
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Are you there, God? It's me, Margaret. I know you ignored the Holocaust but can we talk about my period?
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Bonus Mick Harvey content:
youtu.be/QmpfMPzPDUw?...
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Dayv!
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I will never forget the time Biden said "if you don't vote for me, you ain't Black" and the response from your average Democrats ranged from "yeah, basically" to "ohh, Biden, you gotta love the old kook" with not a single instance of "he said WHAT?" to be found.
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lukelukeluke
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Me: look, a mature woodcock Friend: how can you tell it’s mature Me: it doesn’t giggle when you say woodcock The Woodcock: grow up guys
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The remake/reboot actually has some bits that work. Like, Chris Hemsworth as the clueless himbo receptionist is so good. I don't love some of the writing for Leslie Jones, but this series poorly serving Black characters is almost canon in itself.
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Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️🌈
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Conservatives: "RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES! RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES!" The Epstein Files: *name Donald Trump a bunch* Conservatives: "WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT!"
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more mr. nice guy
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absolutely no running around the fountain of youth. we had three guys horsing off in here last week and two of them are babies now
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more mr. nice guy
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said i'd love her if she was a worm a bit too enthusiastically and now she definitely thinks i'm desperate to fuck a worm
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Yep. It reiterated the prohibition and formalized support for it going all the way to the top of the exec branch.
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One of the guys from These Arms are Snakes was *desperate* to hear a recording when there was a rumor that Jello Biafra was specifically citing them while slagging off long band names. Not just to hear Jello saying the name, but to hear him saying it with *disdain*, and TBH yeah I get it.
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"We regret to inform you that..."
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becoming-alex
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Greece is slashing basic labour rights, should Canada follow suit? experts say, "no! what the fuck is wrong with you?"
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Christopher R. Rice
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You know it would happen.
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I just want to talk to the person that named "decorators".
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Dayv!
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And Mothra loves you
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Dayv!
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Well that's weird
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Ayo
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Two seconds ago, we were all like “fuck Biden, that musty old genocider,” and now we see that he is literally falling apart and suddenly half the chat is like “be nice to paw paw,” NO!!!!!
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They're really good, especially the first two. He set himself a mission to increase Serge Gainsbourg's musical presence in the English-speaking world.
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English language cover by Mick Harvey from one of his four(!) albums of Serge Gainsbourg covers
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I just find it weirdly challenging to clarify this point without making it sound remotely like a defense. :D
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Dayv!
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That time that Serge Gainsbourg recorded an absolute banger of a diss track in 1967
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doi gggggg th atmow
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