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yoyo

@deadgirlyoyo.bsky.social

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oh my god, who the hell cares? i amuse myself. lvl 15 Chaotic Neutral drow mage
feed me :D paypal : czechzican @ gmail.com

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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @te-kanawa.bsky.social 2

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horse hockey

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@bskyttrpg.bsky.social duel @hollywoodhill.bsky.social 2

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and in canada, we say you're all a bunch of freaks

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i think i just had a stroke reading that

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Asstown Baker's avatar Asstown Baker @asstownbakery.bsky.social
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Got a 48 hour suspension from community theater for adding a very tasteful love scene between Simon the Zealot and Pontius Pilate in our production of Jesus Christ, Superstar

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yea, probably from the noxious odour i emit when i am frightened and i am always frightened

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i keep getting my ass handed back to me, too. so, i got that going for me

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there was a health nut that did a tv interview and said he'd live to be 100 and then died of a massive heart attack a second later

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paying $4.99/mo for a special adblocker premium with a feature that erases all memories of kevin hart

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we can mcdonald's ourselves to death if we put our minds to it

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probably. also we're more prevalent to different coping mechanisms, like binge eating and drug use. we have more fancier ways to fuck ourselves up than they did

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not true. all my relatives lived absolute shit lives as kids and for some reason or other, (probably because they were assholes, and no one wanted their souls) lived to in their 90s-100 and so on.

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Gwen Pepperoni's avatar Gwen Pepperoni @ladyjimrockford.bsky.social
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a mall store named Traumatize, but the i is a necktie and slightly angled on the sign

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The President 's avatar The President @dumbquixote.bsky.social
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Women love one thing and it’s WW2

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direct her attention to my profile page. there's a lemmy picture she might dig

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guys... slut shame this asshole, please. he deserves it.

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i am well aware of that and i now hate you with every fibre of my being

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o.0 do i need to be here for this conversation or are you ok on your own?

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you prolly shouldn't be smoking weed in the hospital. might piss a few peeps off

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but what if he was and then you killed him.. that's kind of a dick move. i mean, his followers are assholes, but you shouldn't hold it against him

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that was supposed to be honking. but horking kinda sounds funnier

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there's horking and yelling going on outside. i should blow something up, so i don't feel so left out

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RainDro's avatar RainDro @raindro369.bsky.social
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Grab some snacks and your axes, we’re having a lumber party

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probably. beagle keeps runnin off with them. might find them with the forks one day

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what if i don't agree to my terms and conditions?

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a positive though, is i can have a threesome whenever i want.

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Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff's avatar Fulkery, A Thing Within Stuff @fulkery.bsky.social
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Beep boop beep but really it's just 0100100001

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a downside is they can kind of ruin the mood, though

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the good thing about masturbating while being a schizophrenic is while i may be alone, i am not really.

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*listening to the beagle cry, i sigh* you just have to walk around the table and get it. you don't need to go under it.

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i was always left confused when a guy would say "go fuck yourself, whore" to me. would i have to pay?

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