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The Matriculated Brick
@beeb33.bsky.social
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I should be allowed to rent out the bones I'm not using
2 replies 4 reposts 14 likes
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RainDro@raindro369.bsky.social |
271 followers 287 following 1301 posts
Low-effort Shitposter
I’m like, really dumb with no redeeming qualities.
Chaotic neutral
Things I’ve allegedly said👇🏻
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The Matriculated Brick
@beeb33.bsky.social
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I should be allowed to rent out the bones I'm not using
2 replies 4 reposts 14 likes
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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Need a freak to match my sauce with
3 replies 12 reposts 44 likes
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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Hello, Costco? What is your policy on people paying with obsolete Canadian pennies?
3 replies 23 reposts 44 likes
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Minister of Loneliness
@steamymac.bsky.social
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Ran out of shampoo so I washed my hair with Ranch dressing and now these seagulls are following me around like I’m the most discount Snow White ever.
9 replies 47 reposts 116 likes
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Princess of Whales
@princessofwhales2.bsky.social
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licking electrical outlets to shock the public
1 replies 35 reposts 49 likes
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Wormhole42
@wormhole42.bsky.social
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If I was a shapeshifter I would turn into so much dumb shit I'd probably get sick of it.
1 replies 11 reposts 28 likes
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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Bitches love sauces
6 replies 43 reposts 110 likes
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RainDro
@raindro369.bsky.social
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If you have some spicy chips, come see me
0 replies 2 reposts 6 likes
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RainDro
@raindro369.bsky.social
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That. Would’ve been so much better.
0 replies 0 reposts 2 likes
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freecialis
@freecialis.bsky.social
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Your submission was removed from r/interestingasfuck. It was interesting but not interesting as fuck.
0 replies 2 reposts 13 likes
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RainDro
@raindro369.bsky.social
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Grab some snacks and your axes, we’re having a lumber party
6 replies 14 reposts 27 likes
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aaron
@trulyaas.bsky.social
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Naked and afraid, but it's my mirror slowly unfogging after my shower.
0 replies 3 reposts 11 likes
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mr. cannoli
@boner.ink
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inventing something called the sexual presidency
2 replies 11 reposts 45 likes
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Sadie
@sadieisupset.bsky.social
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Sorry if you liked it but yeah I delete a lot of my selfies cause I’m an enigma wrapped in a puzzle wrapped in crippling insecurity
2 replies 8 reposts 27 likes
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Kip Conlon
@kipconlon.bsky.social
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Where are all these ‘I can fix him’ women one hears so much about?
1 replies 10 reposts 25 likes
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Holly Brolightly
@hollyholightly.bsky.social
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pleasantly stoned. warm tingles. wish i had pie. and send
2 replies 4 reposts 20 likes
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Viktor Winetrout
@viktorwinetrout.bsky.social
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They’re not teardrops, they’re acorns. For every druid I killed
0 replies 15 reposts 74 likes
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Wilbur72
@wilbur72.bsky.social
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A gentleman licks it before he sticks it
2 replies 2 reposts 6 likes
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Jake_Vig
@jakevig.bsky.social
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"Friends with benefits," but the "benefit" is that we're not friends.
1 replies 15 reposts 51 likes
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heiðrún
@harpy.party
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if I was a squirrel I'd be a real cunt about it
0 replies 16 reposts 45 likes
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mr. cannoli
@boner.ink
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biden and trump should bluesky duel for the presidency
1 replies 4 reposts 21 likes
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Chestbursty
@chestrovert.bsky.social
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Absolutely nothing to add to the discourse and feeling pretty joyful about it
0 replies 12 reposts 22 likes
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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goided by my own goad
1 replies 1 reposts 2 likes
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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ur not gonna “get my goad” dude i don’t even know what that is
1 replies 6 reposts 23 likes
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Felonious Monk 📚
@feloniousmonk.bsky.social
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I'm on Bluesky's suggested swallows
0 replies 2 reposts 8 likes
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Dusty B
@dustyinthewind.bsky.social
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Bluesky has me planning a new life. One where I adopt a bunny or two and at least 2 cats
0 replies 4 reposts 11 likes
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Harbinger Of Head
@harbingerofhead.bsky.social
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they call me ole miss spaghetti on account having meaty balls and what not
0 replies 5 reposts 9 likes
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fredesque
@fredtaming.bsky.social
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why is ur bladder like, 'nah im good' right up until the key is about to go in the door
0 replies 4 reposts 18 likes
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Splendid Hobo
@splendidhobo.bsky.social
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Baby, if the sexting's good I'll add you to my dental and vision coverage
1 replies 21 reposts 44 likes
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Memento Morty 🌙
@mortythenurse.bsky.social
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If you gaze long enough into the abyussy, the abyussy will gaze back
3 replies 10 reposts 49 likes
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Jason, ex Inferis
@benedictsred.bsky.social
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When I die, I’d like my bones to be played like a xylophone by a giant purple gorilla
7 replies 37 reposts 87 likes
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La Captain Oblivious
@whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Strawberry legs, cottage cheese thighs, muffin tops…ladies we are a snack.
8 replies 31 reposts 87 likes
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Rufus
@te-kanawa.bsky.social
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I friggin love my Bsky funny peeps You've kept me laughing all day
1 replies 6 reposts 22 likes
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alber
@captainacab.airbud.website
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i think i could survive the hadron collider
12 replies 31 reposts 101 likes
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Saeg Flowers
@onebeanburrito.bsky.social
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eggs over slutty
1 replies 14 reposts 32 likes
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Lee Harvey
@valleyguitarist.bsky.social
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Ask your doctor if several beers and a load of bong rips are right for you
0 replies 5 reposts 12 likes
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RainDro
@raindro369.bsky.social
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Not convinced Superman should have saved so many dumb people that couldn’t even recognize him without glasses
0 replies 3 reposts 5 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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never met a dog that misread the vibes
5 replies 27 reposts 83 likes
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d.ly
@dly.bsky.social
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thank you @patnspankme.bsky.social and @raindro369.bsky.social with the assist
0 replies 3 reposts 15 likes
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donni saphire
@donni.bsky.social
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A banana is just a tube of savory goo wrapped in a dying jacket
1 replies 11 reposts 49 likes
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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I was masturbating earlier & all I can say is wow did a few of you get it
8 replies 18 reposts 45 likes
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gorlock
@gorlock.bsky.social
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Canonically, batman was circumcised, superman was uncut
3 replies 5 reposts 33 likes
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BrujoLoco☠️🖤🏺
@patnspankme.bsky.social
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how much for that doggy style in the window?
5 replies 30 reposts 61 likes
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James Damron
@runswindows95.bsky.social
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Long story short, I fainted when the old lady expressed her love for cream pies inside Perkins.
1 replies 3 reposts 5 likes
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Soulful Siren
@middlechild.bsky.social
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For your viewing pleasure.
2 replies 9 reposts 33 likes
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RainDro
@raindro369.bsky.social
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You can carry on. I’ll carry off.
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RainDro
@raindro369.bsky.social
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The four daddies would be proud of the amount of hotdogs you ate yesterday
0 replies 1 reposts 1 likes
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SpatialKimtamine
@kimmalien.bsky.social
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I don’t mind getting rejected in any way but don’t you even think about rejecting my duels
6 replies 16 reposts 41 likes
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Ash
@ashhull.bsky.social
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I’m not a suggested follow.
9 replies 21 reposts 49 likes
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RainDro
@raindro369.bsky.social
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I never wanna be in the know.
0 replies 2 reposts 6 likes