Participation ribbon spouse. Radwife. Older than I look, younger than I feel.
Me: man, ads are so terrible now and the shit they are selling is also terrible.
*Kyle MacLachlan ads for Arby’s potato cakes come out*
Me: …
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So much of the AI use I’m seeing in ads is just… what search engine algorithms do? Like, these commercials are advertising that you use AI to do what search engines used to be able to do before they were made shitty, but this time you are using far more energy to get the same result.
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My weird Fourth of July tradition is making a ton of handmade dumplings 🥟 I don’t have a punny inspiration or anything, it’s just that I have time off and it’s too fucking hot outside to go anywhere so I might as well kill a few hours making dumples.
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Fucking cackling I’m so glad the losers are losing.
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Me, taking off my cardigan and hanging it on the back of my office chair: I abandon here the sweater of my clothes
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It would be incredibly wild if the UK kicked out the tories on our Independence Day holiday commemorating the day we declared our desire to be free from /their/ tyranny only for us to slide further into fascism in this same year.
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Love working a job where I feel insulted and stressed and bottle it all up until I find a swollen lymph node and have a complete breakdown in the shower before heading into the office. If I don’t get a significant raise and better staffing this year, I am on the verge of fucking quitting.
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everyone online: Okay so here's what we do, we invoke the 25th amendment and add 6 Justices to Supreme Court, and if we can convince 5 senators to run the Constitutional Protocol,
the actual government: Starting in 2026 if you make under $40,000 a year the Space Force will use you for fuel
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I consider the stress of having to be around men all the time mild cardio so it’s only fair, I think.
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throughout the Trump immunity decision, the Court champions the idea of an unfettered, uninhibited President. the darkest part of the opinion isn’t that it paves the way for an authoritarian leader, it’s that it yearns for one
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SUPREME COURT , FRANKLIN COUNTY TRAFFIC COURT , HOME COMING COURT, NONE FO THESE ARE VALID TO ME - dashare.zone ADMIN
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It’s like a greatest hits of the enemies I hate fighting the most. 13/10
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Yes, I am having a great time with Shadow of the Erdtree, please do not let the variety of extremely distressed noises coming from my office fool you into thinking otherwise.
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FUCK A.I. AND ALL COMPUTER"S - dashare.zone ADMIN
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Supreme Court no good
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It has been on my list a long time >_< gotta find a place I can watch!!
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I’m with Hieronymus Bosch. I think hell looks like AI-generated abstract bullshit art. Every search I do in Google Images runs the risk of looking straight into Lucifer’s asshole.
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Okay! Let’s go!!!!
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I drank too much tequila at the after work happy hour so naturally the dogs took me the long way around the neighborhood on their evening walk as payback. Now I’m going to play Elden Ring until ungodly hours of the night, as is my gods-given right.
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I love this for you.
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Working on my new game plus of Elden Ring while Shadow of the Erdtree downloads and I was worried that I would have to work to get back in the swing of things but I’m also level 136 so I think I’ll be fine…
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Is “you are the sunshine of my life” the “you are the bane of my existence” to Dracula???
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I do NOT get the day off, of course, despite celebrations of this holiday arguably starting in the state I live in. AMERICA.
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Happy Emancipation Day!
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This is disappointing. The game wasn’t incredibly strong, but it was very promising and I wish they could do more.