Defaulty

@defaulty.bsky.social

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common weeb working for the US military. Living in Saint Mary's Land.

Defaulty @defaulty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 11, 2024 at 03:38 UTC

today I saw a vasectomy. I guess the internet is still cool

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 23:37 UTC

thinking to himself "did these people vote for me? Eh fuck em I guess"

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:15 UTC

What's the anthem?

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Defaulty @defaulty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 02:08 UTC

who the fuck cares

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:32 UTC

hold on maybe it's not Joever

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[ View ] Jul 10, 2024 at 00:15 UTC

noooo weather is gonna cancel the Red Sox game, they were doing so good :(

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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:07 UTC

How about a show called The Beer and it's just the fellas enjoying cold ones

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Defaulty @defaulty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:42 UTC

one of my coworkers started signing his emails with a passive aggressive quote from our handbook saying "Email signatures should be professional... quotes, proverbs, etc... are discouraged" in response to other people putting in quotes and proverbs lol

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Defaulty @defaulty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 09, 2024 at 18:30 UTC

I've been looking forward to it since it was announced, nice to hear that it's actually good

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[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 19:45 UTC

u can't stop me from being mean to Texans just because they have a conservative Republican government. I just hate all Texans

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melted computer @meltedcomputer.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 07, 2024 at 23:44 UTC

honey can you fetch the shit bowl i gotta shit

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[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 18:09 UTC

dear god yes, where did they all come from all of a sudden?

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[ View ] Jul 08, 2024 at 01:34 UTC

teams should not play the Red Sox on Sundays. Just say that your entire team needs a sick day

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 16:33 UTC

my car is broken :(

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[ View ] Jul 06, 2024 at 14:11 UTC

drink plenty of seawater!

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 16:29 UTC

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 13:55 UTC

I've been watching Monogatari. I remember hearing about tooth brushing like a decade ago, but I didn't look into it. Holy shit lmao

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[ View ] Jul 04, 2024 at 00:56 UTC

I wanna see him do the FitnessGram Pacer test

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[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 23:47 UTC

gooner Paul Revere be like "my penis is coming! my penis is coming!"

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Defaulty @defaulty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 21:04 UTC

Oh trust me I know, he prints out so many emails and websites, he must've killed a forest by now lol. But the security questionnaire is something he already filled out, it's got all his personal info on it. It's like come on bro, at least take it home

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Defaulty @defaulty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 15:10 UTC

he's adorable

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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 12:55 UTC

My fellow Americans: Don't forget to leave hotdogs on your porch for Jesus tonight 🇺🇲🎆🎇

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Defaulty @defaulty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 03, 2024 at 02:23 UTC

joseph is the goat

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[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 23:58 UTC

American baseball be like "did you see Burger hit that home run?"

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Defaulty @defaulty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 18:29 UTC

I don't understand why people feel the need to physically print out their security clearance questionnaire. This is the second one I've seen just sitting on someone's desk. Feels like some Fallout type shit where you're looking around and find an important document lying out in the open lol

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[ View ] Jul 02, 2024 at 02:35 UTC

classic @extrafabulous.bsky.social

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Defaulty @defaulty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jul 01, 2024 at 17:26 UTC

Why does Canada get their special day before we do. We should change 4th of July to be on June 30 instead so we can be first

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Defaulty @defaulty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 22:31 UTC

again with the fucking fireworks....

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Ed Zitron @zitron.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 17:47 UTC

Found a festival for some of you

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Defaulty @defaulty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 20:13 UTC

Where's Dave O'Brien >:(

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[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 06:25 UTC

bully people! It's fun

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[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 02:45 UTC

Oh that's interesting, didn't know they made that for dogs lol

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Defaulty @defaulty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 02:04 UTC

Poor baby, I feel for him

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[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 02:00 UTC

i'm gonna kms

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[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 01:55 UTC

Phil when is Ace Watkins going to start campaigning again?

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[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 01:53 UTC

no lie Joe should have just stepped on stage and started calling Trump a pedophile

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Defaulty @defaulty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 01:51 UTC

I would have simply responded to everything with "I know you are but what am I?"

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Defaulty @defaulty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 29, 2024 at 01:35 UTC

whyyyy the fuck are people lighting off fireworks. This is the second night in a row

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Defaulty @defaulty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 08:17 UTC

yeah

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[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 08:14 UTC

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[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 04:33 UTC

how often do you guys wash your phone

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Seri & The Seraphims 📖🎒🍧🪽 @impishangel.incest.moe
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 22:37 UTC

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Defaulty @defaulty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 04:26 UTC

but they shouldn't have changed the default in the first place... that's what makes it a default

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Defaulty @defaulty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 28, 2024 at 04:15 UTC

both of them are felons

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Defaulty @defaulty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 19:25 UTC

I started using it in 2016. I still have a legacy "certificate" connected with my Linkedin account lol

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[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 18:39 UTC

thanks weird al

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[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 17:02 UTC

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[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 16:56 UTC

no article link bc it's from a magazine I downloaded to my phone lol

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[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 16:55 UTC

Nightmare world

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Defaulty @defaulty.bsky.social
[ View ] Jun 27, 2024 at 01:51 UTC

The Nintendo Switch baseball ad is so funny. Damn it's so stiff and the family acts like complete strangers that it's hilarious

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