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Dickardo O'Johnson

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Flyover country dipshit, dog owner, public intellectual


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I liked lady Cumtown (Red Scare) until they went full Ann coulter. Still listen every now and then.

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Freedom flounder is really more of a 9-12 dish.

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It sucks that fascists figured out how to make and implement a 5 year plan before leftists could agree on the meeting place to pitch ideas on what color the fliers for the town hall to narrow down the list of possible slogans should be.

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So are you doing the punishing or being punished with us? I guess I’m asking if you plan on stabbing me in the shower or shooting me in the shower because I dared to question Biden before being forced to vote for him, or worse yet voted for Cornel West?

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I honestly feel like I would have been fucked if it was any other judge.

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alright there is officially no food in the house and i am out of weed i am doing direct sales and im available for online sessions this weekend dms are open . just be ready to verify your age discord - natou666

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Ron White starring in a Biden bio pic.

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My most vindicating moment of my entire life was a cop lying about a stop in court and the whole thing coming unraveled from her shitty paperwork. When it came out she tried to cry and get sympathy but it was a tough old lady judge too that told her to rethink her profession and dismissed the case.

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I thought hawk tuah was a star wars character from something I hadn’t seen until yesterday.

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please understand that when i talk about the cops repeatedly raiding my house . no charges were ever filed civil forfeiture is legal robbery

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I went to a protest in my rapidly gentrifying town put on by people from the rich neighboring city. It was taking selfies for 45 minutes before demanding the city council, who is under investigation for money laundering related to venue fees for a neo nazi mma concert, to denounce Israel.

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The Inside Out characters in my head

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WTF. LASD still being The Banditos even after Villanueva is gone. They shot a 14 year old witness who last saw Francisco Nunez alive with the cops before he mysteriously turned up dead of an 'overdose' even though there were burns on his body.

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Abd Alrhman 🇵🇸's avatar Abd Alrhman 🇵🇸 @sonofnoor2.bsky.social
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Hey guys, I'm still alive, it's the 273rd day of the genocide in my city, I hope this evil will go away soon. 🤲🏼

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So you’re already planning on victimizing other inmates? Seems on brand.

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Someone should go up to these politicians, look them in the eye, address them by name and say “that really upsets when you starve the global south through structural adjustment programs. I would like to ask that you stop.” and put an end to this before the president finds out malarkey is afoot.

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Mainstream conspiracy theorists will tell you Hitler lived and fled to Brazil, but real ones know it was Mexico and he hid in plain sight the entire time.

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I like the pine and citrus flavor of most sativas but like having my brain turned off by indica.

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It’s so hot they’re smoking fentanyl off the sidewalk.

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I’ve been trying to talk to friends and family about it for about a year already when trying to convince them to vote more than once every 4 years and pay more attention to local politics and they didn’t think it was serious until they saw it on John Oliver. We need more things like that piece.

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They have the Salvation Army bell guys out in 105 degrees dressed like an officer and a gentleman. I understand they do charity but it seems like a shitty place to work.

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The fat one isn’t even Buddha, he’s just stealing the valor.

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Me: Latina panty play? [sad buzzer sound] Pat Sajack: I’m sorry, our judges are telling me that answer is incorrect.

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Danny Trejo is the strongest 80 year old. He should be president now that you can have felonies and still get the job.

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i think Trump’s success in distancing himself from the policies of his own people is at least partially because there’s an authenticity to it: he really doesn’t give a shit about the right wing agenda, he’s just willing to trade it in exchange for power

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It looks like she found the last working flowbee and managed to break it mid use.

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Is this the same lady from those popular CIA recruitment ads?

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A can of Milo please.

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He’s a big CB radio guy too and even hosts a show over CB.

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I remember that. She called him “an Arab and a bad person” and McCain said “he’s not an Arab, he’s a good person” which on its own sounds worse, but then just remembering the context of the Trump thing is worse because it was a dick measuring contest for most civilian casualties.

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They have all sorts of failed cultural interventions in Cuba, from the failed twitter clone to funding anti-communist hip hop artists from the Cuban diaspora that just didn’t pan out, but deep down I still reserve suspicion that Pitbull may be a CIA industry plant.

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I got cornered by people campaigning against wind power and a part of their pitch they thought would trick me into thinking they’re not predatory land developers was explaining how America was a republic and not a democracy. I ended up pretending like I didn’t know English mid conversation and left

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What if they’re other peoples penises who are climbing the ladder while I ride their coattails?

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Mine is a really convoluted Beto ORourke parody idea I thought of when high that I never followed through with.

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A specific historical analog I could see happening is like what happened in Indonesia. There are interviews with people that filled mass graves with political dissidents for the government that still look back on it fondly and feel they were doing a patriotic duty.

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They’ve already made it legal to run over protestors and there is a group of well armed Americans whose number one dream in life is to commit murders society tells them they are good guys for. I feel like all it will take is a little more leeway for horrific things to happen.

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I’m building a wall between Bavaria and Bohemia and Austria is going to pay for it.

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It feels like a double burn because supposedly Drake is going to perform with Cash Money soon and Birdman has been claiming Drake as “like him” which kind of confirms a lot of whispers about Birdman.

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I wish I had more time, money and space.

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We should all be grateful he didn’t start some lord of the rings ass version of scientology.

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What does he think the debate topics were?

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That makes more sense. I have only worked at places with flash sales because most of my bosses have been a combination of cheap and dumb.

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Even worse when they have big sales they make the employees work during for the same rate of pay.

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The kind of guys that see the process of exploitation under capitalism but think the end game is raising the price of chicken tenders gradually.

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If it took him a week to make it from Sonora to Tucson he may not be the most adept at navigation. I would be more impressed if he made record time.

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