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Jesse LeBourdais ๐Ÿ”ฅโšก๏ธ๐ŸŽผ

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Singer in my own band ๐ŸŽธ๐ŸŽค
Fantasy Author โš”๏ธ ๐Ÿ“–
Farmer, Roaster, & Woodworker at Falter Farms โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿฅ•
New single "WE HOWL" out now!

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Going from the former leader of the Green Party to now asskissing a guy who like 3 weeks ago said he doesn't believe in climate change. Pathetic stuff.

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BC niche post here, but Andrew Weaver turning into a thirsty bootlicker for the BC Cons is one of the biggest falls of a local public figure in my lifetime.

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Nick needs to join BSky asap.

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Literally how Sly Stallone learned how to knit in Demolition Man.

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Hot take here, but both of the candidates from the loud basement are very bad and awful but somehow also the best that they could do and that is incredible.

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Did you even go to a fancy restaurant that you would never normally attend if you did not take a shitter selfie?

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Not liking the results, just the name change.

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I would like you all to acknowledge these peonies in our yard that are absolutely losing their mind. ๐ŸŒฑ

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Yes, thank you! Was looking for the right way to describe it and that nails it.

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Bill Burr Baggins. Is that anything?

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Jon Bois's avatar Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social
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it's been a while, so i'll rate some more sums of money $38,820: a lot of money $100: nice and neat $0: uhhh ... is this thing on? $388: feels like more than it is when you say it out loud $0.09: you gotta be kidding me $7,402.61: now THAT is quite a chunk of change $5,000,020: sensational!

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Kwisatz Sazerac ๐Ÿ–ค ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€'s avatar Kwisatz Sazerac ๐Ÿ–ค ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ€ @acekatana.bsky.social
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A thing we should bring back from the 90s is the shit ass awful studio movie with a soundtrack that goes platinum

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computer scientists: we have invented a virtual dumbass who is constantly wrong tech CEOs: let's add it to every product

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True modern skin-care enthusiasts know that you can use a bic lighter as a Gua Sha and it works just about the same.

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Nice to have you here, one less reason to ever go to the hell site.

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Greg Pak's avatar Greg Pak @gregpak.bsky.social
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To repeat: generative "A.I." is not inevitable. It's a derivative, boring bullshit generator. It wallows in mediocrity and fails by design and definition. Just say no.

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Ugh it's so frustrating, I wanted to ride my bike so bad today, instead I stared out the window in disbelief.

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Met some new friends this weekend.

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Lol itโ€™s gonna be a sad Skytrain ride home for a lot of folks.

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Short, thick, and angry!

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Darick's art just aged like a fine wine over the years.

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North Shore mountains, 35mm Fish Eye novelty camera! ๐ŸŽž๏ธ

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SFU in the spring, with a Hello Kitty 35mm novelty fish eye camera. ๐ŸŽž๏ธ

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This image of an upper management police chief after he sprayed himself in the eye with pepper spray at a protest is objectively, from all angles, hilarious.

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There was some weird glitch in the film feed and your posts weren't showing up, but they are now! Thanks!

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Catbus 's avatar Catbus @catbus.bsky.social
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you can't get more right than this RIP ๐Ÿ‘‘

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In that it is not funny, forgettable, and culturally insignificant? He truly is a comedy king, setting himself up like this.

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We found our Doom, folks.

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Put me in, coach!

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In love with the city-wide silence that comes when the Canucks lose in the playoffs* and everyone wanders home in a depressed muted state. My moment of zen. *except that one time when it was a literal riot.

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No one wants to say because it would be a ridiculous thing to say, devoid of any logical connection or truth.

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rax king's avatar rax king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social
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itโ€™s been fascinating and horrifying to see how many pundit types โ€” the official tone-setters and opinion-formers โ€” canโ€™t imagine holding firm, principled positions for any reason except personal gain

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Lol "Uncommon Duty"

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Friggin Ken Sim bragging about finally starting Little Mountain construction of 48 suites when it was supposed to be 240 units is so shitty.

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You'd think that with the billions they make off our backs, Spotify could make it easier to switch between different accounts on the same device.

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It's beautiful!

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SHOCKED I TELL YOU! Who, besides basically everyone, could have predicted this?!

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There is one at a Broadway medical clinic that is close to this too.

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He'd just make a machine to do it, so he can spend more time on horseback.

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Garden is already to go, it just needs to stop raining for more than one days. ๐ŸŒฑ

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Only one ep into Fallout and honey, it is good.

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My wife has NEVER respected Young Sheldon and itโ€™s starting to tear us apart.

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Dr. Jessie Christiansen's avatar Dr. Jessie Christiansen @aussiastronomer.bsky.social
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Guys, it is proper bananas that the size of the Moon and the distance to the Sun are so perfectly matched. It's one of the absolutely coolest things about the sky, and I say this as a person who discovers whole new planets.

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Wish @jamesgunn.bsky.social would post more updates here instead on Threads. No one needs another Meta app, especially one that won't let you read stuff without an account.

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