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jon crunktian@jon-christian.bsky.social |
computer scientists: we have invented a virtual dumbass who is constantly wrong tech CEOs: let's add it to every product
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jon crunktian@jon-christian.bsky.social |
computer scientists: we have invented a virtual dumbass who is constantly wrong tech CEOs: let's add it to every product
67 replies 1778 reposts 5916 likes
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M Ramberg
@grebmar.bsky.social
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Tech CEOs: Let's let this virtual dumbass answer questions from the General Public General Public: Can a dog smell farts in color if it eats pizza? AI: Yes, glue in pizza smells dog farts. Journalism: AI is a menace to civilization!!
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Jack Milton Bussert
@jmbussert.bsky.social
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Trying to stream Dune and Hulu has decided I need AI for some reason. Three different ads and I’m not even 30 minutes in
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SylviaFloof ΘΔ
@sylviafloof.bsky.social
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@jhugh.bsky.social
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They are ceo they know that computer stuff. Like the boing former ceo knew airplanes
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Milk
@thespilledmilk.bsky.social
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Idk people seem to like social media a lot and that's basically the same thing
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John Carney
@johncarney.dev
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Regular people: *eyes tech CEOs* We already have a surfeit of dumbasses who are constantly wrong.
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Mark Torres
@markptorres.bsky.social
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Not sure why ChatGPT is being used to replace jobs that require actual thought when it should instead replace jobs that need good BSing skills given how confidently ChatGPT can just make things up.
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Lancer
@lancer6270.bsky.social
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I hope ai burns this world to the ground
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The Originary Guy
@originguy.bsky.social
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BuT dOnT WoRrY, iT WiLl iMpRoVe AnD tOtAlLy NoT oVeRlAp ItSeLf! #Iamveryintelligent #brightthinker
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Kiraeden
@kiraeden.bsky.social
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build a better idiot
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David Monniaux
@monniauxd.bsky.social
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[and even a specific class of computer scientists: machine learning folks]
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braak
@braak.bsky.social
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Computer scientists: we have invented a virtual dumbass who is always wrong and will never not answer a question Tech CEOs: this new technology is going to make my job obsolete
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Ann C
@hiann.bsky.social
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It's helpful like Clippy was, only worse
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Dorian Grey Ace (any/all)
@doriangreyscale.bsky.social
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My new startup is the BroFrigerator like a refrigerator but it listens to your conversations and chimes in with “well actually” statements. Just need a vc to give me a few million to get it off the ground and change kitchen conversations forever!
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Joseph Halden
@josephhalden.bsky.social
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Speaking about AI: It's wrong now but it'll improve with training. Speaking about humans: Don't hire this one, it has the wrong training.
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Steven Glaros, M.A.
@stevenglaros007.bsky.social
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The Lost Scot 🏴🇨🇦
@lostscot.bsky.social
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A virtual dumbass that's constantly wrong is the tech CEO spirit animal.
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@ohnowwhat.bsky.social
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🌌PHUZ Face🌌
@phuzface.bsky.social
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Its intelligence is highly artificial🤪
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Comfortably Numb
@numb.comfortab.ly
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What's ironic the virtual dumbass can easily replace the CEOs.
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Mordun Solar
@mordunsolar.bsky.social
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Somehow Bonzi Buddy has returned
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Symbo1ics
@symbo1ics.bsky.social
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📌
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Alan B
@alanpbourke.bsky.social
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DBdant
@dbdant.bsky.social
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Dear Browser Developers: Please develop an on/off function so we can decide for ourselves whether we want to view AI images. I don't want to spend half of my browsing time figuring out what's real and what isn't. Congress: Required labeling would be nice as well.
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Minuit
@zoroark.ca
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FUCK META AI SO MUCH
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Mo
@moinqueens.bsky.social
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big tech is going to scam us all and then their shitty AI will kill us all
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Charles S. Freeman
@cspencef.bsky.social
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investors: let’s make it president
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lydy
@foo7.bsky.social
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Failing up
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Ken Childs
@thekenchilds.com
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A new more dumber voyage
@omnisomni.bsky.social
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You see, "virtual dumbass who is constantly wrong" describes most tech CEOs, and they love nothing more than themselves.
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DH Prints
@dhprints.bsky.social
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Smart is becoming the new stupid
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cornelius75.bsky.social
@cornelius75.bsky.social
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If this was modeled after me I want royalties*
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Auntie Liz 🏳️⚧️
@elizabussy.bsky.social
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You would think the tech ceos would be worried about it taking their jobs
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Robotus Veritasus
@nealmoore.bsky.social
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This will not age well. Trust me
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@wormrunner.bsky.social
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AI, aka Virtual Florida Man.
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AnthropomorphiKurt
@infosprinkles.bsky.social
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CRTVHead
@crtvheadvt.bsky.social
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Tech CEO: Finally, I feel seen….
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John Romero's Bitch 🏳️⚧️
@triplanetary.bsky.social
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Somehow more relevant than ever
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Zepaw
@zepaw.bsky.social
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fukkin Wheatley ass bots
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Brian Orce (Twitter must be destroyed)
@jimnobu.tv
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Let’s go back to dumbasses of flesh and bone
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C h r i s n a
@chrisna.bsky.social
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There's been a lot of "What old social media post sticks in your mind only after all these years?" lately and I feel like the this "Virtual Dumbass" is going to become one of those for me.
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Matt Moses+
@mattmoses.bsky.social
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google?
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Daniel Goldman
@dgoldman.bsky.social
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Computer scientist here. That's not what we invented. First off, GPTs at their core were developed as translators. They translate information encoded in one language into another. Now "translation" and "language" are broad here. Overall GPTs are incredible at restructuring information.
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DNA-Five/Commodore Schmidlapp
@dna50505.bsky.social
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😂
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Ryan M.W.
@ryanartward.bsky.social
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I'm already a dumbass on my own, thank you very much. 😄
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Linguiça May Alcott🇺🇦
@silkscreenfiend.bsky.social
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When you brag that your answers are "90% accurate," you must know you're in a certain amount of trouble.
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Iizard
@iizard.bsky.social
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Desperate need to corner the market on virtual dumbasses ensue
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Just Plain Amy
@amurana.bsky.social
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My job has done this, claiming it will save us time. I point out it takes longer now to find and undo all the errors. I am ignored.
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@samwibatt.bsky.social
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Plus it burns down 100 acres of rainforest every time you use it!
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JoyComethInTheMorning
@sheadapts.bsky.social
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Probably more about tracking and data collection than providing a service. It's that point in this country's history.
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c______z
@boshyboo.bsky.social
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I'd like to think if we got to robots before we overcame capitalism this wouldn't be as big of a problem and we'd just be making robot friends who are still silly sometimes but now we'll never know
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rainr00t
@rainroot.bsky.social
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We got the yapping bot before gta 6
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Robert Sfarzo
@robertbob.bsky.social
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And working 10 times more for 1/10 their salary makes us what?
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Protective Hen
@protectivehen.bsky.social
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And prevent consumers from removing it!!!
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Wes Miller
@getwired.bsky.social
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Dog is my Copilot.
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J.E. Turcotte
@jeturcotte.bsky.social
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Alas, a dumbass that'll get better, unlike most of the rest of us
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Shoggy
@shoggy.bsky.social
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But it says funny things sometimes
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New Jack Handey
@newjackhandy.bsky.social
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Marry me!
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Dr. Fred J. Calef III
@mapperwocky.bsky.social
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It really is that way now. The startupication of enshittification.
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@mauriciob12h.bsky.social
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🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
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chris
@chrishazfun.bsky.social
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Tech CEOs: I'm literally going insane put it in my watch
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Kj Wright
@maybecabers.bsky.social
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A couple of years ago AI was struggling with the correct number of fingers (much as a 4-5 year old might). I guess this is anthropomorphism of an AI - but it's like a child still, it's not cognisant enough yet. It will parrot information merrily, without always checking the truth of the source.
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It's a Pip!
@nopipbutcpip.bsky.social
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Tech CEOs: "It's just like me. It babbles and we have to praise it!"
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Ill Topo
@dqspider.bsky.social
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out here taking jobs from skilled dumbasses who need the work. smh
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Kagami's Mirror 🏳️⚧️ 🇪🇺
@redkagami.bsky.social
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at least it's funny when it's Neuro-sama
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Accelerationista
@accelerationista.bsky.social
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Artificial Dumbs already drive our cars! That's why you have to be ready to take over from them at any instant. A type of job that we know for sure that humans suck at.
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