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The Silvered Spherical Ideal Median Voter

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i lost the ability to read in a freak clean and jerk accident in 1989. please be gentle. he/him


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Priest-Captain Throatfucker

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Fruit Freak's avatar Fruit Freak @fruitfreak.bsky.social
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Ayn Rand: oh my god... I see now how wrong I was.. Me with a time traveling xbox: they also made a second one where you can duel wield plasmids and guns but I gotta switch discs

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not that i've noticed

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snipy's avatar snipy @snipy.bsky.social
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The number of jokes about sundowning on this here website that prides itself on inclusion and respect and combating ableism is, in a word, gross.

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negatively polarizing myself into being a biden die-hard because nick kristof and tom friedman think i shouldn't be

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My priors that the Biden interview would confirm everyone’s priors have been confirmed

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American "politics" reporters, boy, I dunno

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Never gonna get tired of breaking out the fact that Penistone is on the same train line as Wombwell to incredulous friends from the US

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I'm not watching the Stephanopoulos interview closely, but someone here has it on and he keeps asking what Biden thinks of articles that have been published in the last week. If I wanted to watch the press jack off, I know how to find porn online, thank you

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Ah, yes, the white house press corps, the source of so many interesting and illuminating questions

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Faer Royal Higness

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Ernst Thallman, German communist party leader. Regarded the social Democrats as a larger threat, famously once said "After Hitler, our turn," died in Buchenwald, 1944

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Life is simply too short to argue with Canadians advising the American left to pull a Thallman Maneuver

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Disregard all arguments, interloper is Canadian

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The Hungarian left has not covered itself in glory either. Nor is it reasonable to assume a 4 year limit

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The Crystal Method never did actually get around to telling us what the name of the game was. Backgammon?

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The new Kia Sorento, tastefully equipped at $29,500

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The new Kia Sorento, tastefully equipped at $29,500

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Keith. Right, got it.

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I am ready for the future with the white performer as the ethnic best friend. Harry Connick Jr. did it - Billy Ray Cyrus did it. It's time.

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It can be done, but it takes great care

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It is always so *incredibly* funny to me that Harry Connick Jr is playing the Black Best Friend role in the script but they had to get a white guy for it since they cast Will Smith

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The big centerpiece building demolitions with the charges going down floor by floor are fucking sick.

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Make sure your Telex is plugged in

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It looks so good!

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Like the last great hurrah for miniatures in blockbuster films I think. Looks better now than, like, the next fifteen years of this sort of movie

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I'm very offended by this post and will be sending you a strong letter regarding my complaints in 3-5 business days

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One thing about the film Independence Day is it is a triumph of miniatures

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Seems plausible

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No Bernie was like "I probably should do it but I don't"

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This was, specifically, something Bernie said he was terrible at doing in his nyt candidate interview in 2020 lol

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Part of why I want Texas to become a swing state is that I want national reporters to grapple with such things as Pflugerville, Bexar County, and Kyukendahl

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For real though it sucks that Britain, a damp rock the size of one of my city's medium sized parks, has a legislature with more representatives than the United States. We deserve better.

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I could post like "Nigel Thornington flips Fartknuckle-upon-Whimsycockle for Labour" and get 50 likes and I don't know if anybody would notice

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No but I love when all you beautiful sickos start posting shit like "Bogroubler flips Hambarn upon Gwynyychlyyrah! A huge result!" It's like hanging out with people being poisoned by carbon monoxide. None of those places are real

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Kia Stormer is such a car name. How are you gonna make a car your first minister

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I'm still not gonna learn how to spell Keith Starmer's name

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this would rock as an auto-labeler. if i know someone who is good at computer touching, i'd probably subscribe to this one

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no but for real i don't think they've been down in the 570s since before covid

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damn look at those wheat futures tho

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guys posting from family court

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My centre is giving way, my right is retreating. Situation excellent, I am cracking a cold one.

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"Biden never gives us in the White House press corps conferences where we can question him!!!" Homie I'll be real the first time he did one of those for you, it was June 2021 and you asked zero questions about covid and about 9000 about the 2024 election

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Life, liberty, and the pursuit of a cracked cold one

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i really am going to be logged off for the holiday but i would like to drop off a parting thought: publishing a monarchist anti-voting take on the fourth of july is the strongest possible indication of someone's core, true values

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That went huge on tiktok lol

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jesus christ

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