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Television Writer/Producer. I do stand-up comedy instead of therapy. If you don't recognize me I was Jeff Thompson on Twitter. ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿ No DMs Please.

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Cath RN, PhD's avatar Cath RN, PhD @headdoc35.bsky.social
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That unhinged unhealthy old man who lives at MaL Assisted Living was supposed to get sentenced today.

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Wilma Marlene Fine's avatar Wilma Marlene Fine @wmf5.bsky.social
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MSM talks about Donald Trump like he's not deranged. He's certifiable and everyone is ignoring his lunacy. He probably has to run around naked with a flagpole up his anus for anyone to notice.

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La Captain Oblivious's avatar La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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This whole time I thought ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿผ meant we were describing the size of our butthโ€ฆ.. never mind.

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Helen's avatar Helen @tenerduende.bsky.social
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Good morning to all not walking into a media trap today.

Democracy abhors a dictator, what the heck are some people even considering? Freedom matters. A clean planet & working to repair environmental damage are a priority over endless corporate profits. Opportunity must exist for everyone #Biden

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Jeff Thompson's avatar Jeff Thompson @jeffthompson48.bsky.social
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Ummmm.... No!!! They still haven't mentioned anything about Trump fucking children.

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Cath RN, PhD's avatar Cath RN, PhD @headdoc35.bsky.social
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Good morning โ˜•๏ธ Less than a wk ago, Viktor Orban met with Putin in Moscow. ๐–๐ข๐ฅ๐ฅ ๐Œ๐’๐Œ ๐›๐ž ๐œ๐จ๐ง๐œ๐ž๐ซ๐ง๐ž๐ ๐ญ๐ก๐š๐ญ ๐‘๐ฎ๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ข๐š๐ง ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ž๐ญ ๐Ž๐ซ๐›๐š๐งโ€™๐ฌ ๐ ๐จ๐ข๐ง๐  ๐ญ๐จ ๐Œ๐š๐‹ ๐ญ๐จ๐๐š๐ฒ? Will they say Orbanโ€™s a go between for IQ45 & Putin sharing info he gets from ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ & ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ? Will MSM pay attn when Orban meets with Heritage Foundationโ€™s ilk?

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Cath RN, PhD's avatar Cath RN, PhD @headdoc35.bsky.social
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โ€œProject 2025 is simply this: it is destroying the parts of government that help and protect people and empowering the parts of government that control and destroy people.โ€ Reed Galen

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Wutzerfayce's avatar Wutzerfayce @wutzerfayce.bsky.social
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MAGA! Make America Gullible Again! If we don't stop the bullshit infighting about Biden, which is playing right into GOP hands, we're going to lose to that fat, orange, criminal mf'r! Dems are their own worst enemy!

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Shar's avatar Shar @shar19l.bsky.social
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A friend who is a political science professor with over 40 years of experience studying politics and trends told me he has never seen a political party do to an incumbent president what dems are doing to Biden.

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Jeff Thompson's avatar Jeff Thompson @jeffthompson48.bsky.social
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I like it when you talk dirty. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿฅฐ

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Cath RN, PhD's avatar Cath RN, PhD @headdoc35.bsky.social
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Only when subscribers started bailing out on @nytimes.com because of their poorly worded & sourced articles weakening the most successful US President in decades, Biden, do they come out with this thinking itโ€™d make us resubscribe.

Too late. Your anti-Biden bias fuct you in your own ass. Enjoy.

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Helen's avatar Helen @tenerduende.bsky.social
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If you watch tonight, may I offer a suggestion to go to the White House link if you remember? Every news channel will probably have links, but they won't get my business. Maybe it's good to be in touch w/original sources... just turn the camera on, we don't need Jake Tapper chiming in to say w/e.

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Jeff Thompson's avatar Jeff Thompson @jeffthompson48.bsky.social
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George Clooney, Jon Stewart and Stephen King have been extremely critical of Joe Biden recently. Now, what 3 characteristics do these 3 RICH WHITE MEN share? Hmmm..๐Ÿค”

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Wilma Marlene Fine's avatar Wilma Marlene Fine @wmf5.bsky.social
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Extreme weather is killing people. Climate change is real. The lunacy of climate change deniers are endangering the rest of us.

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Andrew Cooper 's avatar Andrew Cooper @rickynow.bsky.social
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Mr Simba is sitting on my wallet so I can't go out and spend more money on drill bits. I'm thinking of hiring him out as a financial advisor. He's quite happy to accept dreamies in return for his services.

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Jeff Thompson's avatar Jeff Thompson @jeffthompson48.bsky.social
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The new followers I get while I'm sleeping always suck.

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Karen Dalton Beninato ๐Ÿฆ's avatar Karen Dalton Beninato ๐Ÿฆ @kbeninato.bsky.social
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I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

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Jeff Thompson's avatar Jeff Thompson @jeffthompson48.bsky.social
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How about unplugging it and then plugging it back in.

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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetchโ„ข๏ธ's avatar Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetchโ„ข๏ธ @easybakedoven.bsky.social
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I feel like if the FBI put a blonde 13 year old under a box propped up with a stick outside of Mar-a-Lago, we could have Trump out of the race by Tuesday.

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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetchโ„ข๏ธ's avatar Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetchโ„ข๏ธ @easybakedoven.bsky.social
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Be forewarned, I will be replying to every call for Joe Biden to drop out with this photo. We've got to focus, y'all.

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bridget epitropakis's avatar bridget epitropakis @bepitropakis.bsky.social
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My thoughts on the new Katy Perry album is why choose the theme of female empowerment and then get it produced by Dr. Luke, a man known for sexually assaulting Ke$ha

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Purple Iris's avatar Purple Iris @purpleiris.bsky.social
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Well, maybe those of us who turned off the news are making an impact after all...CNN laying off 100 people. CBS president is resigning. Would it be too much to ask to bring back factual and unbiased news? @cnn.com ? Please note-- this was posted on the local news.

www.wowt.com/2024/07/10/c...

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George Moser's avatar George Moser @glmoser.bsky.social
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I'm done with the whole Biden "in or out" handwringing. This morning I went to the Whitehouse.gov website and sent our president an email message of unequivocal support for his candidacy, urging him to remain strong and remain in the race.

I've done me. You do you.

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Don's avatar Don @donlikesit.bsky.social
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CNN, MSNBC, NBC NEWS, ABC NEWS, CBS NEWSโ€ฆthey are all like FOX NEWS to me now. They are all no longer credible news agencies.

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Jeff Thompson's avatar Jeff Thompson @jeffthompson48.bsky.social
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I want convincing evidence about the Edmonton Oilers winning the Stanley Cup next year or else they should fire their coach.

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Mike Cohen's avatar Mike Cohen @mikec415.bsky.social
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The loudest voices calling for Biden to step aside are rich white guys who will be fine if Trump wins and could easily afford to leave the country.

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Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetchโ„ข๏ธ's avatar Kim, Bestie of Bunzy, Co-CEO Execubetchโ„ข๏ธ @easybakedoven.bsky.social
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I'll never understand people calling for Biden to drop out instead of that broke 78 year old pedophile rapist felon to drop out. I treat what I say like it's going to be the thing on my tombstone after the Republican death camps. I want mine to say "Fuck Donald Trump" not "Biden was too old."

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Chris Dashiell's avatar Chris Dashiell @cdashiell.bsky.social
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At this point, four months out from fascism, I consider all this bullshit to be a purposeful attempt to destroy the Democratic campaign. Itโ€™s a sickening betrayal. We have to win, and we have to stop listening to the saboteurs.

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Marilyn Munster 's avatar Marilyn Munster @heyfren.bsky.social
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So true. Don't sit this one out.

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