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Mistress Matisse

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Perverse prolific profane political pansexual polyamorous dominatrix and writer. Sex work is work. Yes, it’s really me.

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Ha no definitely not me, but I know one of the artist’s granddaughters, and way back when I first started, I asked her if she would mind, and she said it was fine

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Hello Bluesky 🖤

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Laura Helmuth's avatar Laura Helmuth @laurahelmuth.bsky.social
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A tragically common cause of death before pasteurization was food poisoning in children who were being weaned and starting to drink cow's milk. Pasteurization is one of the greatest public health successes in the history of the world, and now it's protecting us from H5N1 bird flu 🧪

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Heh yes I am an old time internet person. I was a SEX BLOGGER

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Emma Evans's avatar Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social
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First we the people shouldn't have to pay for police fuckery, GET RID OF QUALIFIED IMMUNITY AND WATCH THIS SHIT STOP

Second, I love the idea that someone is getting house money for flipping off cops

apnews.com/article/midd...

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Art from Mexico City gallery - yes, that is what you think it is

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Annie Zaleski's avatar Annie Zaleski @anniezaleski.bsky.social
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Absolutely amazing that the model for Patrick Nagel’s painting used on the cover of Duran Duran’s “Rio” has been found!! Thanks to Lyndsey Parker for quoting my Duran Duran book in her piece on this find.
www.lyndsanity.com/music/duran-...

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Orpheus Condescending 's avatar Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com
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. I have no comment at this time.

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Philip Bump's avatar Philip Bump @pbump.com
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Guess what? The classified documents at Mar-a-Lago weren’t sent there by GSA to set Trump up, contrary to what his apologists are trying to suggest. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

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Kate Lister 's avatar Kate Lister @k8lister.bsky.social
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Since writing this article, I have received messages from angry men, calling me names, telling I’m wrong, & that I’d be begging a man to save me if I was lost in the woods. To recap, there are men are sending me abusive emails to prove they are the safe choice. So far, no bears have written in.

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David Sacerdote's avatar David Sacerdote @davidsacerdote.bsky.social
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It's not just a ban, but requires companies to tell workers that their existing ones are "null and void."

This takes the California rules, which make ordinary workers not be subject to noncompetes national, which should push up wages significantly.

wapo.st/4d8O9cO

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It was absolutely amazing, wish I was still on it 🩷

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Beatgrrrl's avatar Beatgrrrl @beatgrrrl.bsky.social
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Mexican artists Diego Rivera and Frida Kahlo, stand together at their Mexico City house, April 13, 1939.

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Radley Balko's avatar Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social
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Speaks volumes about where we are right now that police leaders would proudly stand behind a politician, in uniform, while he makes vile, sweeping, patently false claims about desperate people trying to seek asylum. It ought to be disqualifying. Instead, it isn’t surprising at all.

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Photos of the Big Pink Cathedral from my recent visit to San Miguel De Allende

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Semiotic Stochastic the Kidney Failer🇵🇸's avatar Semiotic Stochastic the Kidney Failer🇵🇸 @mitdasein.bsky.social
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They just don’t teach the important stuff in school.

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Like I could certainly live in Costa Rica for six months or so perfectly happily, but after a while? it would get old.

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Well, understand that I am definitely speed-dating these places as opposed to having an in depth nuanced look, but Costa Rica is a trifle *rural* from my taste? Mexico has more infrastructure and commerce. Like: they don’t use numerical addresses in CR. They don’t have a postal system.

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I’ve heard a lot of really awesome things about it! very interested to get a feel

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Yeah it’s a dark possibility. I’m definitely hoping it’s something I don’t have to do *quickly.* But you know: better to have a plan then not right? Maybe I’ll set up a welcome center for other evacuees too

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I’m speed-dating for a new place to live JUST IN CASE

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executive editor, barbell quarterly's avatar executive editor, barbell quarterly @swolecialism.bsky.social
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musk and sacks and all those guys legitimately thought they were buying The Cathedral and would be immediately presented with the levers that made people like them and they've been going insane on uppers tearing the drywall out trying to find those levers ever since

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One more day until I leave for my trip to Mexico City and San Miguel De Allende, super excited!!

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Sean Howe's avatar Sean Howe @seanhowe.bsky.social
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Listening to a Joni Mitchell bootleg from 1974 and, no kidding, in the middle of "Both Sides Now" she launches into a fairly intense monologue about the Star Trek episode "This Side of Paradise"

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Faine Greenwood's avatar Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social
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Lawyers hate this one weird trick for legal cannibalism

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Jessie Sage 's avatar Jessie Sage @sapiotextual.bsky.social
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“Being ‘good at sex’ is not a matter of technique or physical prowess, it’s a matter of connection — of being present with and for another person.” This week in my Pittsburgh City Paper column Pillow Talk, I talk about what it takes to be “good at sex.”

www.pghcitypaper.com/columns/what...

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Even if you’re trained, it’s really challenging to do this, because no matter what you say, they’re the ones making the final edit. They have a vision of what THEY want to convey and if you participate, you will be made to fit that particular vision. So be careful what you lend yourself to.

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Emma Evans's avatar Emma Evans @trance.bsky.social
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PRO TIP: You should avoid contributing to MOST media like the plague. If you feel that you want to do this or need to do this, you should educate yourself on HOW to do this and talk with educated peers to make sure you're only contributing to positive endeavors. I've passed on fantastic shit...

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Patrick Cosmos's avatar Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer
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at least 1/3 of national opinion writers could be easily convinced to become mortally, constantly afraid of dracula. i could probably get tom friedman in fifteen minutes if you sat me down with him and let me cook

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Sarah Posner 's avatar Sarah Posner @sarahposner.bsky.social
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"The 'God’s Army' convoy was supposed to be a mighty force of 700,000 or more people from every corner of America. It wound up being maybe a couple hundred vehicles parked at a rural ranch in Quemado, Texas"

www.usatoday.com/story/opinio...

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