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Sooz Kempner
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Love to see Iain Duncan Smith looking like absolute shit just 6 weeks before he loses his seat to a progressive candidate.
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"Comedian". DOOM in @bbcdoctorwho. Host @mysteryontherox @thequeenpod. Act: @ryanioscoholmes VO: @TheJonesesVoice she/her Still on Twitter, obvs.
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Sooz Kempner
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Love to see Iain Duncan Smith looking like absolute shit just 6 weeks before he loses his seat to a progressive candidate.
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Sooz Kempner
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I see people can't read.
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Sooz Kempner
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Viewership of Eurovision was down almost a quarter in the UK compared to last year's broadcast which is surprising when you see all the posts by reactionaries who "have never watched before but MY GOD I'm watching tonight!" and proudly announce they voted 500 times for Israel.
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Sooz Kempner
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me last night boycotting Eurovision but keeping an eye on the discourse
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If they think that's gross they should see what's happening in Gaza, Rafah and the West Bank.
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Sooz Kempner
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Right-wingers forcing themselves to watch and commentating about how gross and sexual and GAY and awful Eurovision is and then: spending loads of money voting as many times as they possibly can for a song they didn't even like to own the libs who weren't even watching.
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Sooz Kempner
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I watched some Hale & Pace recently and it was extremely funny and had genuine bite.
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Sooz Kempner
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Usually when people say an old episode of a TV show has been "banned" they mean it has been removed from a couple of streaming services. They're just being extremely dramatic and hysterical.
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Sooz Kempner
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How many fucking layers am I meant to get under a leather jacket.
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Sooz Kempner
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These are some examples I thought of off the top of my head of the good old days when people had a sense of humour and weren't OFFENDED by everything.
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Sooz Kempner
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George Carlin was arrested for swearing, companies pulled their ads when Ellen DeGeneres's character came out as gay on their sitcom, Laura Dern had trouble getting work after playing a lesbian on Ellen, Life of Brian screenings were suppressed throughout the UK and banned in Ireland....
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Sooz Kempner
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Remember the good old days of comedy where people didn't get OFFENDED by everything and Lenny Bruce got arrested for swearing, Mary Whitehouse had a platform for years on end, the Christian right bullied a cancer charity in to refusing a donation from Jerry Springer the Opera...
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Sooz Kempner
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Mournfully looking at my leather jacket that I have only been able to wear once this year and it turned out to be a mistake coz it was only sunny til midday on that day anyway and then I was too fucking cold.
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Sooz Kempner
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*Aliens
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Sooz Kempner
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We just finished week three of rehearsals for the upcoming world premiere of Bruce Robinson and Sean Foley's stage adaptation of Withnail & I at the Birmingham Rep and it's AMAZING. WHAT a show to be a part of, I'm so lucky.
TICKETS: www.birmingham-rep.co.uk/whats-on/wit...
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Sooz Kempner
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Dinner With the Parents is out in the US now and at the end of episode one they showed a montage of clips of what was coming up in the series which includes me doing this to a strawberry.
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Sooz Kempner
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Someone my mum taught ran a company that got animals for film, TV and stage.
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The Serfs
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The Cass Review rejected nearly 50 studies (the majority on the subject), used AI art instead of actual trans people, classified 24 years old's as children, and said there's a biological determination to which toys kids play with.
It's phrenology tier
www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4Kk...
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Sooz Kempner
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Hi
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Sooz Kempner
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It is!
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Ed Morrish
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This is @soozuk.bsky.social's cat.
I know that sounds like a joke, but that really was her cat.
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Sooz Kempner
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cheers ar Dan, hope you're well love x
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Sooz Kempner
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Hoorayyyy can FINALLY announce, 18 months after wrapping, that I'm in episode 5 of a new US sitcom based on Friday Night Dinner. I play Tamara. If you're in the US you can watch from April 18th on Amazon/CBS. If you're outside the US...sorry. Guys, I got my hair and makeup done next to Carol Kane!
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This is honestly impressive. Game recognize game, WaPo. Let's break it down.
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Sooz Kempner
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Eyoooooooooooo! Selling well, banging setlist of pure Kate, new leotard purchased (thanks, Vinted!) and big eyes a-go-go! The Royal Vauxhall Tavern, March 15th @ 7pm x
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Sooz Kempner
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Twitter is vastly preferable to Threads. People on Threads are just people from Twitter with added smugness that they left Twitter.
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Sooz Kempner
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Serious discussion and explanations beneath an obvious shitpost? OK, keep going, BlueSky, you're NEARLY Twitter.
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Sooz Kempner
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In Britain Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was called Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles because back then people weren't OFFENDED by everything and back then it wasn't ILLEGAL to MAKE JOKES about stuff, no wait, that's super-woke shit OH FUCK 1990 was SO WOKE am disgusted!
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Sooz Kempner
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OMG!!!!!
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Sooz Kempner
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It's happened here plenty and happens way more on Threads than on Twitter.
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Sooz Kempner
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"Sooz, NFTs are a scam" OH MY GOD THANKS FOR TELLING ME NO WAY I DIDN'T REALISE
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Ian Rennie
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There's a Netflix heist movie that came out this year that has a group of art thieves "stealing an nft" and rarely have I seen a movie that was two years out of date on release before.
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Sooz Kempner
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If all that NFT art turns around and becomes incredibly valuable and makes a load of owners SO wealthy I still won't regret not getting on board. I'd rather make shit money than get super-rich from terrible cartoons of apes.
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Jason Hazeley
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1. No name will ever better Bakerloo. It is peerless. 2. Now separate the two Northern lines and the (?) five District lines, please.
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Sooz Kempner
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Celebrity gossip collection | Zac Efron secrets, Ben Affleck and Matt Damon revelations...
youtu.be/6tryTQMPPto
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Sooz Kempner
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Woman who is single on Valentine’s Day and doesn’t even care. youtu.be/ykD_sMlEUlQ
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Sooz Kempner
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OH THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE THANK FUCK FOR THAT
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Sooz Kempner
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Eleven years since Theresa May's Valentine's Day tweet. This is who they've always been.
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Sooz Kempner
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m8 don't set me homework wtf
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TICKETS: www.outsavvy.com/event/18354/...
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Sooz Kempner
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Eyoooooooooooo! Selling well, banging setlist of pure Kate, new leotard purchased (thanks, Vinted!) and big eyes a-go-go! The Royal Vauxhall Tavern, March 15th @ 7pm x
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Sooz Kempner
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Or the first verse or a single line.
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Sooz Kempner
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I can now safely say that Kiss Kiss wasn't a good song, it was the sort of song that Kylie would say "nah you're alright cheers" to so they gave it to a shit version of Kylie and it never should have got to number one. For more takes on Holly Valance just tune in to GB Sooz.
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Sooz Kempner
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People keep calling Fast Car romantic and I think maybe they haven't heard it and have mixed it up with that song that goes "who's gonna drive you home?"
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Sooz Kempner
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And there's still no way of posting videos unless they're links.
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Sooz Kempner
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The public are welcome here now so get ready for anonymous psychos in your mentions, everyone. I'd say "it was fun while it lasted" but it wasn't THAT fun tbh. It was fine.
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Sooz Kempner
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"If I could just play devil's advocate...." OH GREAT COME TO ADVOCATE FOR THE DEVIL HAVE YOU? THAT'S GREAT, LOVE IT WHEN PEOPLE DO THAT.
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Sooz Kempner
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Me in 2064 telling my grandson about how, in 2024, there was a breed of dog with a huge bite force that kept killing people and when the breed was banned in the UK it got linked by the reactionary right to freedom of speech.
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