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Jayme

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I drive The Struggle Bus ❤️

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InTheRuins's avatar InTheRuins @intheruins.bsky.social
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I was a weird kid. In Oregon Trail when everybody was dying of dysentery, I had to be treated for acid reflux.

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Network Sportsball Analyst 's avatar Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social
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Using my pre-modernism air fryer (disclamer: ez-bake oven) to prepare crocchette di patate (disclaimer:tater tots)

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That’s very pretty, Gia! But, yeah, I would not like to find one in my garage either 🐍

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Pete. | he/him's avatar Pete. | he/him @pjd.bsky.social
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$13.95 for a salad assembled by a robot!? Sign me up!

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tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🍉 ♿'s avatar tofu & tesla! (& krisko) 🍉 ♿ @krisko.bsky.social
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afternoon cat check

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An hour of YouTube videos plus an $11 part from Amazon and it’s fixed!! Lemme know if you want to help clean carpet this weekend 🤣

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That would make an awesome YouTube video! 20 minutes of showing overpriced thrift shop items with you saying things like “Are they effin’ nuts!?!” “This is worth 2 bucks max!” and “Did they forget they got this for FREE?l I would watch that

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I thought I was being clever and original by nominating The Monkees for induction into the Rock & Roll Hall of fame Nope! 473 other people had the same idea

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Weirdly, sellers on eBay actually believe their “collectibles” are worth that much There was a used (empty) cookie tin listed as $25 OBO. These usually go for around $5 - $10 plus shipping I made a reasonable offer for it and the seller sent a very nasty reply Enjoy that cookie tin, Bub 🤣

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I’m counting on you to test the boundaries ❤️

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OMG! That’s crazy!! They’re by no means vintage and were under $10 per bird at CVS 🤣

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So this is how we roll on Blewski now? Disable comments on something 10,000 people will want to smack you upside the bean for posting Too funny ❤️

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It’s out there! (Which is another good reason to lock the doors and never leave the house)

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There’s an appeal process! Cool!! Did you try it, Skooze?

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Sometimes I wish mine had camouflage like a chameleon 😉

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8 year car loans! For a depreciating asset? Wow!!!

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Looks serene! That could be my happy place ❤️

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This odd thing filling an oddly- shaped space in my oddly-shaped house? (I wish it were a bronze flamingo!)

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We’ll be safe here ❤️ I’ve barricaded the door against the zombie apocalypse!

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Grim Diesel's avatar Grim Diesel @grim17.bsky.social
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If you don't have a friend like this, then you're not doing life right!

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4 max seems right But I lose interest after 2, tbh

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Paul Frazee's avatar Paul Frazee @pfrazee.com
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When somebody does 🧵1/N what is the N where they should go to jail

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Network Sportsball Analyst 's avatar Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social
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Have you all heard of magnets? Those things are cool af, man

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Jayme's avatar Jayme @jaymemckenna.bsky.social
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I never get chosen for these things nor team sports *sigh*

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Network Sportsball Analyst 's avatar Network Sportsball Analyst @fakesportsceleb.bsky.social
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Hey look guys a new rapture just dropped

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Good to know. I presumed you had messaged everyone EXCEPT me 😁

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Brilliant! Thanks for sharing this ❤️ (I needed a giggle rn)

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Ouch! I’ve never thought of being adopted as that

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But please admire my restraint in not replying“Wrong half”

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Not my finest moment but…

When I broke up with Dominic, mostly over his problematic mother, I told him “Don’t call me again ‘til you’re half an orphan”

Today he called my to say his father passed away suddenly

#Ouch #RIPPete

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He looks like he’s wearing a fighter pilot’s visor! Careful - they bite!! (Tabanus Atratus aka black horse fly)

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Crossing guards should be issued body cams (and paintball guns to tag offending vehicles)

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