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InTheRuins

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Here for the snacks.

My stuff:
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Portable. Can be used with a detachable penis.

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Also, call your mom one last time

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Ashley, 69th of Her Name's avatar Ashley, 69th of Her Name @ashleysays.bsky.social
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Oh hell yeah my book from the library is ready. See ya losers

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La Captain Oblivious's avatar La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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My 9: Mom why do we honk at cows when we drive by? So we can let them know we love them.

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The Gallup Poll recently asked likely voters among Democrats and Republicans about their choice for president and an overwhelming majority responded:

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Frances Meh's avatar Frances Meh @francesmeh.reviews
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some y’all replies make me want the power to put people in camps

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Matty Cat πŸˆβ€β¬›'s avatar Matty Cat πŸˆβ€β¬› @catcreature.bsky.social
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If you write down your worries and fold the papers into airplanes, they become actual flying fucks. It's not helpful. Follow me for more mental health tips.

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Pretty Good Mike's avatar Pretty Good Mike @prettygoodmike.bsky.social
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i’m feeling upset, if everyone could please log off, i’d like to be alone with my posts

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Ever notice how nobody vamooses any more?

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more mr. nice guy 's avatar more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social
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in real life when a piano falls on your head you'd be lucky if even just one or two keys became your teeth

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It's Caturday. Do you know where your cats are?

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La Captain Oblivious's avatar La Captain Oblivious @whatthefoxy.bsky.social
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Cats signing onto Caturday Bsky like:

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Pretty Good Mike's avatar Pretty Good Mike @prettygoodmike.bsky.social
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drop the most powerful image in your gallery with zero explanation

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Drop the most powerful image in your gallery with zero explanation

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I'm space, no one can hear you BAWK πŸ”

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Nuclear Winter 's avatar Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social
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Today's Tarot Card: You will start missing some of the crap from under your bed.

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When there were no footprints in the sand, that was when I set you down to eat a hot dog.

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π™±πšŠπš‹πšŽ πšƒπš›πšžπšπš‘'s avatar π™±πšŠπš‹πšŽ πšƒπš›πšžπšπš‘ @unfitz.bsky.social
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Saw an AI fireworks show and a guy lost all 7 fingers on one hand.

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This is the hat I wear when I’m on Bluesky

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i am carbs's avatar i am carbs @iamcarbs.bsky.social
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taking my dog to see the fireworks on our way home from the vacuum cleaner convention

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Of course! I only blew off two. They reattached the third one. πŸ’₯πŸ§¨πŸ˜†

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Blew off three fingers with fireworks this morning, so at least that's out of the way.

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Am disappointed this is not sold in stores.

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Ennui Doofen's avatar Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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Get away from me to show me you celebrate my independence

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Deeks 🫢's avatar Deeks 🫢 @deeks549.bsky.social
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Have you ever embarrassed yourself and then think about it for 15 years?

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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk's avatar Thanks For Sharing, Jerk @thx4sharingjerk.bsky.social
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Remember to take your bald eagle out of the freezer so it can be fully thawed for July 4

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At my funeral, I am going to need you to form a band. That band will be called The Practice Chickens. Your first song will be an original called "You Were My Everything (Bagel)"

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Always order β€œtuna fish” instead of just β€œtuna” or you might end up with the decidedly less appetizing tuna bird.

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AIR QUALITY ADVISORY. THE QUALITY OF THIS AIR IS ILL-ADVISED. MAYBE TRY BREATHING SOMETHING ELSE LIKE A PUDDING CUP OR THIS BAG OF LYE.

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Cats of Yore's avatar Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social
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Fireworks suck! Here are some tips from cat behaviorist Mikel Delgado for keeping your cats safe and happy this 4th of July. www.instagram.com/p/C87GFSBpgyk/

1. Make sure your cats are inside. Even if they normally go out, the 4th is not a good day for them to roam. (con't)

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KIMBLYπŸ’•βœ¨ 's avatar KIMBLYπŸ’•βœ¨ @k1m.bsky.social
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if you see 3 cybertrucks in one day you die in real life

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Hey I think we can survive the coming Trump term by just pretending we're in an episode of The Boys.

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Ash's avatar Ash @ashhull.bsky.social
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As a matter of fact..your honor I fucked around and found out. Stop judging me.

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ME: Alexa, will the United States still exist a year from now? ALEXA:

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