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Taking care of my chickens and my mentals

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Good Boy's avatar Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social
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Trying to figure out what the FUCK to make for dinner

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I'm the Richard Simmons of making outdated pop culture references

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Ennui Doofen's avatar Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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If 1 brainless move = good 1000 brainless moves = gooder I WIN

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I let him information avoid me but yeah do the that

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JLP's avatar JLP @jlp.bsky.social
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Nerd canceling headphones

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Mr French Fries's avatar Mr French Fries @mrfrenchfries.bsky.social
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Listening to Ministry’s cover of ACDC’s Thunderstruck. I am now exotic pet Voltron.

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journeyman folklorist's avatar journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social
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Check out Project 2026, my ambitious plan to replace all normal style pizzas with superior grandma style pizzas. My plan will also provide every resident with one potato knish each day, along with a small root beer (Barq’s) on weekends.

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Date: So are you into cars? Me: um…yeah. I live in one

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zkiaba️‍ ⚧️ | $522/800's avatar zkiaba️‍ ⚧️ | $522/800 @zkiaba.bsky.social
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sometimes i don’t see the point of it all but then i remember that if i arrange things between two slices of bread i will have myself a sandwich

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hello? i need someone to fact check a joke?

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Gef the Toking Mongoose's avatar Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
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if I was in the mad max universe I would probably be the despotic war lord who controlled the last of the world's cookie dough ice cream supplies

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Ennui Doofen's avatar Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social
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guy who puts change in the Coinstar machine one coin at a time yelling, "You can take that to the bank!"

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Thundering so hard I just told my cat to man up

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My phone said there is a tornado watch and thanks I will do just that *sound of pulled Pringles’ lid*

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Morrissey eating Vienna sausages straight out of the can with his fingers. Undrained.

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And then at the end the hygienist said Not to eat hard and sticky things until we finish boy was I glad to get back to work that was a day

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Funny because this one was talking about recently traveling to Europe. Has to be a thing

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I hope they get mad bank for doing that but probably not because the dentists’ Benz doesnt pay for itself you know

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But then again I caught myself saying a minute later saying that I only felt it as you were pulling out so who am I to talk and I didn’t get free dental swag either wtf

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Speaking of.. dental hygenists say the most unintentionally fuckiest shit I mean open wide Im going to go in you deep with this who talks like that

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I need a radio but one where people talk really fast on it because the dentist office is only a few minutes away

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Meet n F*** Kingdom, Steve's avatar Meet n F*** Kingdom, Steve @itsphetz.bsky.social
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fired day 2 at Five Guys for saying “guess we’re Six Guys now” every time a customer came in also I stole

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Not Gene Rayburn's avatar Not Gene Rayburn @yourhappyhost.com
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INTERGALACTIC PLANETARY PLANETARY INTERGALACTIC

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Captain Ambivalent (comedy music/musical comedy) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾's avatar Captain Ambivalent (comedy music/musical comedy) 🫱🏻‍🫲🏾 @captainambivalent.com
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Nothing like starting the side-effects breakdown off with "possible instant death"

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They want that Every day disaster pRoN because when disasters happen are the only time people watch network news

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Yes there was not a word about Trump. Nothing. Which was weird because since 2016 you could not go even 30 minutes without hearing or seeing something about him. 8 years, every day, every half hour. Like, legit for real. And now? Nothing.

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I tried to watch ABC news tonight and after the 10th minute of Biden Old I couldn’t continue. I can’t imagine what people who watch this on the daily think.

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henry kissinger would have loved the Taco Bell cheez-it crunchwrap

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shopping for barstools, lizard eggs, and human torsos on FB Marketplace, anybody want?

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sandcrab's avatar sandcrab @sandcrab.bsky.social
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i love entering my data on enteryourdata dot com

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Jason, ex Inferis's avatar Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social
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Heckling the flight attendant during the oxygen mask demo

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Randilyn's avatar Randilyn @randilynisin.bsky.social
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mom. mom. mommy. mommy. mum. mum. mum. mama. mama. mama. LOIS!

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If I was wise I'd say live every day like you have to answer this

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